Air Out My Shorts
Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons and The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often absentmindedly, always drunkenly, and completely unencumbered by any relevant credentials.
- Update frequency
- every 19 days
- Average duration
- 36 minutes
- Episodes
- 174
- Years Active
- 2005 - 2015
113 :: Side By Each
The Word Whore swings both ways. Phil Collins is a KATG groupie. Charlie Sheen has been shellacked. Buttons finds shiny bits of Harry Potter in his potty. Void Munashii's neo-noir cinderella story, "…
00:34:50 |
Tue 12 May 2009
112 :: Dust Petals
Preston yaks up a Manhattan for KATG. MaxMax claims "Asha" is new, but The Whore had already seen it, Buttons already owned the album, and The Right Rev Chumley erstwhile erected its Church. Neapolit…
00:34:03 |
Fri 08 May 2009
111 :: Cockroach In Hand
Preston Buttons makes a new friend. The Whore isn't fooling anybody. Stephanie Scarborough makes room on her rusty casting couch for a scotch-swilling EMO cowboy. Mickey Rooney survives the apocalyps…
00:23:22 |
Wed 22 Apr 2009
110 :: Red Albino
Beloved medic, DocZim, revives AoMS from parts unknown. Asheron Razorbeam shaves off a short short in his sleep. Preston Buttons furrows his upper eye-sockets when light penetrates The Word Whore's a…
00:29:34 |
Tue 07 Apr 2009
109 :: Unencucumbered
The Word Whore proves it's all been done. MaxMax puts the faux-fur-trim on his sisters nakedity. Banacek hits the bricks, because beer is for closers. Buttons reveals plans to smuggle a busload of Na…
00:40:38 |
Mon 02 Mar 2009
108 :: Not In Public
Buttons loses another leading man. The Whore tires of limb-dropping leprechauns and gives hamsters another go. Jukebox Review hosts, Honey and Dick, know lubrication is the key. Angry Phone Guy's ang…
00:28:41 |
Tue 27 Jan 2009
107 :: Yukio Ono
The Whore safeguards Preston's mattress against years of Irish Spring. Yukio breaks out the champagne and teaches the Poles a thing or two about going Dutch. Lulu Fontaine finds Jesus and draws the l…
00:26:51 |
Tue 18 Nov 2008
106 :: Magic Juice
Fish feeds on Preston's stomach contents and Chad's leftovers. Johnny Favourite plays hide the sausage with 10,000 Maniacs. Belinda Carlisle gets the clap, but The Whore's lips are sealed. Chris Elli…
00:34:23 |
Tue 21 Oct 2008
105 :: Shiver Me Livers
Preston wins another wet T-shirt contest. Clooney misses his true calling, once more, but sometimes that's just how the cooch curdles. Having failed to check expiration dates, Doctor Wood spoils a pe…
00:38:05 |
Tue 23 Sep 2008
104 :: Tickle-Me Alamo
Preston's car-bombing license is revoked due to Alzheimer's. The Word Whore voluntarily enters a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. Sanchez sacrifices eternal life to appease the furry mass…
00:37:40 |
Thu 11 Sep 2008
103 :: Catcher In The Eye
Mike Dominic floods the AoMS studios after studying horny hamsters, but that's another story. Dreamy Dean reinvents the rock 'n' roll death. Best Boy Electric, You Know Bernie You Know Bernstein, can…
00:38:57 |
Thu 14 Aug 2008
102 :: Nice Melons
Buttons sniffs out the homeless. Josh (The Listener) totally gives away "The End of The Movie". The Word Whore riffles through Tarantino's wank-o-dex with her bare toes. 191 Randall Crescent has to f…
00:41:06 |
Fri 18 Jul 2008
101 :: Same Show, Different Pile
AoMS rolls around in the warm squelchy aftermath of their much celebretated 100th. The Whore edits lamb screams from her Moussaka. A big fat Greek conflict prevents Preston from a life of piracy. Joh…
00:31:01 |
Tue 08 Jul 2008
100 :: Tastes Like Chicken
Just-a-Joe helps AoMS drag its sorry lagging arse into year 3 -- w000t! Drunk with power, The Whore blows another mic. Ernst and Young count Buttons offspring before they hatch. Chad Hanson spreads h…
00:59:28 |
Wed 25 Jun 2008
99 :: Vertical Smile
The Word Whore takes a vow of silence. I Am Webster flashes his jugs. Dreamy Dean manages to conceal his privates, even while rolling off the rock, but Buttons brazenly unclasps his semi-wooden clois…
00:34:05 |
Fri 30 May 2008
98 :: Age of Consent
Buttons enjoys himself. The Whore gets stupider. William Grant Preston does "The Deed" in a dark park with Marky Mark and Slutty McSlutSlut drops the soap.
00:52:35 |
Fri 11 Apr 2008
97 :: Saccharinly So
Afternoon regurgitation turns Buttons green with envy. Joseph J Jolton polishes a petrified piece of Victorian feces. The Word Whore exhumes a canine corpse. Edible big bully King Minos Del Toro rall…
00:52:56 |
Mon 31 Mar 2008
96 :: Less Thin Lizzy
Buttons masters the telephone. Void Munashii squeezes into his ess-less unitard to fend off Gap-happy zombies in "Mallville". The Word Whore advocates tough love for self-loathing snipers. Disco Lou …
00:44:28 |
Thu 28 Feb 2008
95 :: My Little Pelt
The new Pauly B action figure comes with its own cancer-causing comb-over cream-rinse. Lord Felton Pole reveals the secret to a successful marriage. 88 Fingers Willy flounders under parental lock dow…
00:34:53 |
Sun 24 Feb 2008
94 :: Gizzy Tissue
The Whore is chronologically challenged. Fish shares his meat treat with Colonel Chicken Diddler, while Buttons suffers a stroke. Banacek rolls back from Sin City without his hand-cannon. What happen…
00:51:04 |
Wed 30 Jan 2008
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