Air Out My Shorts
Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons and The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often absentmindedly, always drunkenly, and completely unencumbered by any relevant credentials.
- Update frequency
- every 19 days
- Average duration
- 36 minutes
- Episodes
- 174
- Years Active
- 2005 - 2015
34 :: Hunky Dory
The Word Whore sets her sights on a shiny new knickknack for her mantle. Robert - producer of the Shades of Democracy Podcast - waves his dirty "Picnic" accusingly in Button 's direction. EscapePod…
00:20:29 |
Sun 29 Jan 2006
33 :: Magic Moose Meat
Facing the combined challenges of long distance recording, nasty head colds and confusing foreign cheeses; Preston Buttons and The Word Whore finally attempt their first episode of 2006. "War and Do…
00:23:58 |
Sat 21 Jan 2006
32 :: Jiggly Bits
Merrily rum soaked, Preston Buttons and The Word Whore tie one on and slap a big red bow on the last episode of 2005. The real North Pole makes a disturbing appearance in "Santa Helps Himself" - a fe…
00:22:00 |
Wed 28 Dec 2005
31 :: Oh Ho Lee Night
Brimming with the holiday spirit, Buttons and The Whore rip the wrapping off a gift that will keep on giving. "Travieso", by Malkavious Rostif, delivers a nice big package to a naughty little number…
00:33:17 |
Thu 15 Dec 2005
30 :: Dancing Bare
Preston Buttons and The Word Whore celebrate their thirtieth episode with an unforgivable lack of fanfare, balloons, strippers and cake. Dick Hurtz takes "Henry" on a heart warming holiday spree. Gui…
00:29:37 |
Tue 06 Dec 2005
29 :: Back Seat Cootch
The Whore ponies up, whinnies for Prince, and accidentally gives birth to Godzilla. First time phone guest "Hot Rod" and anonymous story submission "Control" spin tales of fast rides, parked cars, an…
00:28:09 |
Tue 29 Nov 2005
28 :: Lego My Log
Just when you thought it was safe to look into the bowl, excerpts from "Poo" - by Dave Aldridge - takes AoMS "where no whore has gone before". After merciless probing with square objects, "Disco Lou…
00:31:31 |
Tue 22 Nov 2005
27 :: Bulk Belly Buttons
Buttons goes back into the closet. The Whore makes a mess in bed and gives "This Spot", by S. Butts, the flush. Professor Polymer shares the latest advances in the wonderful world of plastics. Pre…
00:25:16 |
Sun 13 Nov 2005
26 :: Urine Control
Buttons decides women should watch where they put their bare arses. "How I Nearly Killed My Girlfriend's Puppy" - by That Girl - raises a digestion dilemma. The Whore urges men to scrub their winkies…
00:28:33 |
Sun 06 Nov 2005
25 :: Boo-Ooze Fest
Prestacula and Whorevira rise from their coffins, slurp from bloody goblets and take a long scary "Walk In The Woods" with Ricardo Gonzalez for Halloween. Angry Phone Guy trumps the rich by making hi…
00:36:38 |
Mon 31 Oct 2005
24 :: 2 Hot 4 Hockey
A big burrito threatens to burn through Buttons' bowels. The Word Whore's blue mood turns a fiery red, when her post-show plans fall apart on the air and "Faller" - by Jules Delorme - taunts her wit…
00:37:15 |
Mon 24 Oct 2005
23 :: Spewing Wild Odes
Preston comes clean with his 'caught in the act' story, but poems submitted by The Redheaded Cock Knocker leave both Buttons and The Whore feeling very dirty. Working Girl demonstrates what will undo…
00:35:25 |
Mon 17 Oct 2005
22 :: BONERfied Surprise
Clutch Murphy has a bone to pick over Thanksgiving. Matteo Torretta adds some Italian zest. The Whore delights in discovering an unexpectedly kind AoMS mention on "The Rev Up Review", but it comes as…
00:31:56 |
Thu 13 Oct 2005
21 :: Clothes Encounters
Straining nipples threaten silk shirts everywhere, as The Word Whore pants her way through "Chance Encounter" by Shameless Flirt. Buttons fires off a loaded pump action gun. The Whore stands to pee.…
00:34:37 |
Wed 05 Oct 2005
20 :: Sock It To Me
Preston Buttons and The Word Whore offer up an abridged conclusion to the 3-part "Dandy Fairytale" series by Michael Beckwith. The Whore's 'thigh-highs' get an unexpected work out. A messy 'art class…
00:36:39 |
Sun 25 Sep 2005
19 :: More Kilt, Less Guilt
The Whore dons pigtails for a play date. An untitled story submission by 'Abbey Normal' barely surfaces between porn anecdotes and musical trips down memory lane. Buttons hoses down the studio. 'Lulu…
00:36:22 |
Wed 14 Sep 2005
18 :: Left Tea Baggins
Buttons makes commendable progress on a life-sized tribute to Delta Burke, while The Whore busies herself with small animals. An all-star ensemble rallies - from Middle Earth to San Dimas - for Chapt…
00:35:48 |
Tue 06 Sep 2005
17 :: Holy Load
Buttons and The Whore leave a lasting impression, though - from this day forward - both will live with the unsettling prospect of being struck down... either by The Almighty or Betty White. Phill Ell…
00:26:19 |
Wed 31 Aug 2005
16 :: Sloppy DNA Sauce
While Preston works diligently to finish off Mr. LaForce and his "stove-sized root balls", The Whore continues to find the lack of down and dirty detail difficult to swallow. A call to 'Working Girl'…
00:31:39 |
Mon 29 Aug 2005
15 :: Renewable Rechewable Cherries
While "fast forward five hours" might make for nice alliteration, it leaves The Word Whore hungry for a play-by-play of the would-be 'Boston 3-Party' in "A Very Misty Morn" by Wade K. LaForce. This f…
00:25:28 |
Thu 25 Aug 2005
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