Two Guys Two Things
Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 44 minutes
- Episodes
- 157
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
Dinner and Disco
In which we discuss who the asshole is at dinner and the teenager that made his dad a viral TikTok star.
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Calvin Ridley's Believe It Or Not: Mailman Kills Turkey
In which we discuss the one year suspension of Calvin Ridley for gambling as well as the deadly feud between postal worker and wild turkey.
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Tinder Swindler: Batman Villain
In which we discuss the adventures of Simon Levief, aka, the Tinder Swindler as well as the new Batman and what this movie might mean for our future of going to the movies.
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Tom Brady and the Frozen Penis
In which we discuss the future career of Tom Brady as well as the unfortunate outcome for one Finnish Olympian.
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The Donda Vandals
In which we discuss Antonio Brown and his new job as the president of Kanye's Donda apparel, as well as art vandalism.
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The Spotify Hall of Fame: The Rock Raines
In which we discuss the baseball hall of fame and their omission of Barry Bonds as well as the Spotify and Joe Rogan/Neil Young feud and freedom of speech.
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Get Back Charlie Brown
In which we discuss the new Peanuts special, Auld Lang Syne, as well as Peter Jackson's The Beatles Get Back. Also, Mark tries to explain himself.
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Ghostbusters: Afterlife (Taylor's Version)
In which we talk about Taylor Swift and the drama with Jake Gyllenhaal as well as the new Ghostbusters movie.
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The Fresh Pete Davidson of Bel-Air
In which we talk about the hotness that is Pete Davidson and also the hotness that is Will Smith. Yeah, we used hotness twice. I guess thrice.
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Papa John's Racist NFT
In which we discuss Elijah Wood and the Jungle Freaks NFT, and the founder of Papa John's John Schnatter.
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Cocaine Pop Tarts
In which we talk about the lawsuit against Strawberry Pop Tarts and the cocaine hippos of Pablo Escobar.
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Only Murders in the Metaverse
In which we talk about the Facebook rebrand and them entering the metaverse as well as the Hulu show Only Murders in the Building with Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez.
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William Shatner: Canceled in Space or How Gruden Shat the Bed
In which we discuss William Shatner who at 90 went into space and Jon Gruden and that darn email. Plus, Shatner is 90. Really?
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Yeezy (Like a Sunday Morning)
In which we discuss Kanye West's Yeezy apparel and the return of Tom Brady to New England.
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Ba-Dee-Ya
In which we discuss the newly unveiled Space Force uniforms and Earth, Wind, and Fire Day, September 21st y'all!
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Norm Macdonald and His Appetite For Destruction
In which we discuss the singular talent which was Norm Macdonald and Guns N' Roses (by way of our teenage selves.).
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The Joe Rogan 6.5 Experience
In which we discuss Joe Rogan and horse pills, alongside icon Peppa Pig.
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Little Dick Fanatics
In which we discuss the end of the Topps monopoly on baseball cards and one of the most iconic album covers of all time.
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Field of Britney
In which we discuss Field of Dreams, the movie, the game, the tv show and Britney Spears.
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The One Where Ross and Rachel Meet Jose Canseco
In which we discuss the possible romance between David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston and the incomparable Jose Canseco.
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