Two Guys Two Things
Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 44 minutes
- Episodes
- 157
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
Terra Cotta Chickens
In which we talk about fine art crime as well as a man who killed his neighbors chickens.
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Air Kitty Kitty Kitty
In which we discuss Michael Jordan as well as a cat in a precarious situation.
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Blockbuster GPT
In which we discuss Chat GPT and the possible resurgence of Blockbuster Video.
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High Beam Dating
In which we talk about a woman who invited 65 men to her apartment for a dating mixer as well as a man who hired a lawyer to get out of a $60 ticket.
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Ja Morant and Aber-clam Lincoln
In which we talk about the recent troubles of Ja Morant as well as a quahog clam that is 214 years old.
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The Disney Hall of Presidential Dinners
In which we talk about a man who visited Disneyland for almost 3,000 consecutive days as well as The Biden's ordering the same meal at a restaurant.
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Cocaine Art
In which we discuss the movie "Cocaine Bear" as well as a lady who accidentally destroyed a $42,000 art piece.
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Woodpecker Halftime Show
In which we talk about the halftime show featuring Rihanna as well as a surprise left behind from some woodpeckers.
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The Cream Rises To The Top
Season 2 finale with a recap of the year, with special guest Mark Bertuldo.
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World Cup of Chicken
In which we talk about the World Cup and it's controversies as well as the legend, Alexander Tominsky, and his rotisserie chicken.
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Gummy Bears and Puppies
In which we talk about a 9 year old boy tricking his parents into getting a puppy and a unpronounceable check made out to Haribo
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Can Matthew Perry BE Any More Dirty?
In which we discuss the memoir of Matthew Perry and the world's dirtiest man.
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Stanford Mac is Back in Town
In which we discuss the bets of" Mattress Mac" as well as the suspension of the Stanford Tree.
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Kanye Plays Dead
In which we talk the last month in the life of Kanye West as well as a TikTok star who plays "dead" and landed the role of a lifetime.
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A Not So Happy Meal With James Corden
In which we discuss the banning of James Corden from a famous restaurant as well as the adult happy meals from McDonald's.
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Punch Truck Love
In which we discuss Draymond Green and his punch at practice as well as the golf tournament of the century in Arkansas.
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62 Home Runs: A Fish Story
In which we discuss the "real" home run record set by Aaron Judge as well as the biggest scandal in fishing since Jesus.
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Mr. Beast and the Billion Dollar Deli
In which we discuss Mr. Beast and his billion dollar industry as well as the most profitable deli in New Jersey.
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Fantasy Football Tips From Brett Favre
In which we discuss Brett Favre and his connection to defrauding the state of Mississippi as well Dylan Jackson and maybe the worst possible fantasy football lineup of all time.
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Hit You On the Flip-Slide
In which we discuss corporal punishment in school as well as a giant slide in Detroit.
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