Two Guys Two Things
Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 44 minutes
- Episodes
- 157
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
Electric Stealth
In which we talk about a man who was kidnapped by his own electric vehicle as well as a stealth fighter jet that went missing for over a day.
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Chevy Chase Will Live Forever
In which we discuss Chevy Chase and recent comments he made on a podcast as well as tech millionaire Bryan Johnson and his pursuit of never dying.
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Hamster Wheel C-Section
In which we talk about a man who attempted to cross the Atlantic Ocean while in an inflatable hamster wheel and a man who tried to sue a hospital for permitting him to watch his wife's C-Section.
NSYNC Con Job
In which we discuss the rumor of a NSYNC reunion as well as a COVID con job from a woman with an impressive rap sheet.
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Barstool Sports Bites Back
In which we talk about Dave Portnoy and his worst pizza review ever as well as a man who spent $15,000 to dress up as a dog.
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Time Capsule Vibrator
In which we discuss a story about a woman who found an adult toy with a twist as well as a time capsule from 1828 found at West Point.
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Airline Wine
In which we discuss "crazy plane lady" and her apology and new claim to fame as well as a wine business that illegally aged their bottles in the ocean.
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The Chinese Zoo Costumed Concert Series
In which we discuss the increase of concertgoers throwing things on stage as well as possible people dressing up as sun bears in a Chinese zoo.
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AI Podcast
In which Chris puts our podcast through Chat GPT to see if it can create a better podcast as well as a social media influencer that is not a real person.
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The Guinness Book of UFO's
In which we discuss the congressional hearing on alien lifeforms as well as Nigeria and their pursuit of Guinness world records.
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A Grimace in Love
In which we discuss everyone's favorite fast food purple mascot: Grimace, as well as a timeless tale of love at an airport with two senior citizens.
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Baby You Can Fly My Plane
In which we discuss a new Beatles song as well as an influencer pilot.
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The Baby Gronk Slow Jam
In which we discuss Baby Gronk as well as a man who started his very own micronation: Slowjamastan.
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Apple Vision Pro: A Cancer Story
In which we discuss the new Apple Vision Pro as well as an influencer who faked a cancer diagnosis to gain followers.
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Saint Swiftie
In which we talk the force of nature that is Taylor Swift as well as a dead nun that will just not decompose.
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Vanderpump Chews
In which we talk about the show Vanderpump Rules as well as a lady that has to unload 133,000 boxes of chocolate.
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Cheating Taco Tuesday
In which we discuss the fight of Taco Bell with the trademark of "Taco Tuesday" as well as a professor who failed his students because of Chat GPT.
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The Grubhub Donor
In which we discuss one hungry 6 year old as well as a man that has fathered over 500 children as a sperm donor.
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Ezra Miller's Dollhouse
In which we discuss controversial actor Ezra Miller and The Flash as well as a pair of dolls living in a mailbox.
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Let's Get It On...Spotify
In which we discuss the case of Ed Sheeran vs. the Marvin Gaye estate as well as Spotify using A.I. generated artists.
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