Two Guys Two Things
Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 44 minutes
- Episodes
- 157
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
Bad Break-Up Notes From Hallmark
In which we discuss a woman who is suing her old work because they didn't give her a goodbye card when she quit as well as a woman who moved from Los Angeles to Texas for her boyfriend and is then pr…
Dating Tips For Jesus
In which we discuss a man who left a $3,000 tip and later thought better about it as well as a woman who went on perhaps the shortest date in history.
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No Cakebacks
In which we discuss a man who accused a restaurant of eating the rest of the birthday cake that he made as well as a unicorn cake that destroyed the dreams of a 6 year old.
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Dances With Sheep
In which we discuss a rancher facing jail time for cloning sheep for hunting as well as a rancher in Wyoming who intentionally ran over a wolf with a snowmobile.
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Ex, Lies, and Videotape
In which we discuss a woman who secretly recorded her boyfriend as he was sleeping for an art project, as well as a bridesmaid that traveled to the groom's homeland in Ireland in order to make a wedd…
Love and Marriage...Go Together Like a Hobby Horse and Carriage
In which we discuss a woman who is so enamored with herself that she got married to herself as well as the sport of hobby horse that is taking Europe by storm.
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Homework R.I.P.
In which we discuss a woman who complained and was brought to tears over the amount of homework for her kindergartner as well as the most brutal obituary that became a viral sensation.
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I Found My Thrill On Panty Hill
In which we discuss a hiking work retreat that went awry as well as a woman who leaves her panties in places for people to find.
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Killing Your Wife and Other Unattractive Hobbies
In which we discuss a plot where a man poisons his wife in order to get with his stepdaughter as well as the most unattractive hobbies a man can have.
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Applebee's Billboard Dating App
In which we discuss an unruly customer at Applebee's as well as a man unhappy with dating apps so he bought a billboard to advertise himself as a single man.
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Disney Plus-A Bundle of Goldfish
In which we discuss Disney using their streaming service as a defense against a wrongful death lawsuit as well as a makeshift aquarium in Brooklyn.
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Grocery Cart Activism
In which we discuss a woman who pleads er case on TikTok as to why she will not return her grocery cart as well as two Yale researchers whose interview went fine until it was over and was still recor…
I'll Give You My Luggage When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hands
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Hello Kitty Bitch
In which we discuss the true species that is Hello Kitty as well as Pepper, the world's most foul mouthed parrot.
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The Dead Dog Parade
In which we discuss a mother who went viral for admitting how much easier her life will be when her dogs are dead as well as the annual cat tour in Minneapolis.
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The $38 Million Play-Date
In which we discuss the tale as old as time of a man from Arkansas falling in love with a stripper from Las Vegas as well as a mom who charges other parents for a play-date with her own child.
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Robot Murder
In this live episode we discuss an office robot that committed suicide as well as an online gamer that took his game so seriously that he was willing to travel to commit murder.
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Alex + Coin + Banana = Art
In which we discuss a man named Alex who is selling fractional shares of himself to investors as well as a museum visitor who ate some art off the wall because he skipped breakfast.
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Wu Tang Pigeon
In which we discuss a town in Germany who have found a creative way to get rid of their pigeon problem as well as Martin Shkreli and his legal trouble with a Wu Tang album.
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Joey Chestnut Can Do Anything Now
In which we talk about the controversy surrounding Major League Eating legend Joey Chestnut as well as D.A.N. the perfect man who may be too good to be real.
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