Two Guys Two Things
Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 44 minutes
- Episodes
- 157
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
A.I. Coffee
In which we discuss Starbucks and the rise of the union as well as an artificial intelligence rapper.
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$500 Lemonade
In which we discuss a penalty for finding a lost dog as well as a scammer at a lemonade stand.
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Bitch Pastor
In which we discuss the Pet Smart Grooming Academy and a Pastor robbed at gunpoint during a live stream sermon.
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Will the Real Robot Chicken Please Stand Up?
In which we discuss volunteer opportunities at Chick-Fil-A as well as a Russian chess robot you do not want to cross.
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Nurse Lobster
In which we discuss a TikTok video made by a nurse after losing a patient as well as a rare lobster saved by Red Lobster.
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Burger King Doggy Bag
In which we discuss a dognapping in Florida as well as an employee of Burger King of 27 years who was rewarded for his time with the company.
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The Radio Shack is a Little Old Place Where We Can't Have Babies
In which we discuss the new look of Radio Shack and the prospect of male birth control.
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Google Into the Danger Zone
In which we talked about a 12 year old tweet come to fruition and about the consciousness of artificial in intelligence.
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Hole in One
In which we discuss the LIV golf tour as well as a man who was swallowed by a whale and lived to tell about it.
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Gordon Gecko and the Gerber Baby
In which we discuss STDs inside a Geico insured car as well as the controversy of the new face of Gerber.
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Is Slapping For Sex or Fantasy Football? (I Don't Remember)
In which we discuss a fun fantasy football league consisting of baseball players and amnesia after sex.
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Judy Garland Joshing Around
In which we discuss a dress worn by Judy Garland in "The Wizard of Oz" that may someday go on auction (legal battles ensuing) and The Battle of The Joshs.
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Barry White and The Whites (No Relation)
In which we discuss the story of Vickie White and Casey White, correctional officer and prisoner and their love story as well as the story of a 6 year old running a marathon for some Pringles.
Weird Al and Walter
In which we discuss the teaser trailer to the movie about Weird Al Yankovic and Walter Orthmann, the 100 year old man who has been working at the same company since he was 15.
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To Tweet or Not to Tweet: Just Not While In an Outhouse
In which we discuss Elon Musk and the Twitter takeover, as well as an unfortunate fall inside a National Forest bathroom.
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I Like Geriatic Pole Dancers Wearing Abercrombie and Fitch
In which we discuss Abercrombie and Fitch by way of LFO, as well as elderly pole dancing.
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Some Broad Coaches Baseball While Two Courageous Men Do God's Work
In which we discuss Alyssa Nakken, the first woman to coach in MLB history, and the stunt pilots attempting a daredevil dive.
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That Weekend At Bernie's When We Shot Someone In the Face With An Orbeez Gun.
In which we discuss the Orbeez Challenge and other TikTok challenges as well as the final concert of embalmed rapper Goonew.
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Will Smith Slaps the Ace Family
In which we discuss the Will Smith/Chris Rock altercation at the Oscars as well as the retirement of the Ace Family youtubers.
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Momoa and Kravitz: Environmental Attorneys at Law
In which we discuss the bromance between Lenny Kravitz and Jason Momoa as well as the Citizens Air Complaint Program in New York City.
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