Two Guys Two Things
Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 44 minutes
- Episodes
- 157
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
A Fishy 911 Emergency
In which we discuss a woman who got arrested for repeatedly calling 911 and perhaps faking a seizure as well as Alice, the rescued goldfish found on a lawn.
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Racist Poop Balloons of North Korea
In which we discuss the method of warfare used by North Korea to torture South Korea as well as an athletic director who exacts his revenge on his principal by using AI.
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Top 100 Rat Holes of All Time
In which we try to discuss Apple's Top 100 albums of all time as well as the infamous rat hole in Chicago.
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Dead Uncle Beauty Pageant
In which we talk about a lady who tried to use her dead uncle to get a $3400 loan from a bank as well as the first ever AI Beauty Pageant put on by Fanvue.
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Pizza Prankster Pee Pee
In which we talk about perhaps the greatest prank of all time involving pizza as well as a 4 year old boy who was fined $50 for peeing at a park.
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Kobe Bryant's Punch Out
In which we discuss the lawsuit against Mike Tyson for punching a fellow passenger on a plane as well as a social media influencer who claims to be the Chinese Kobe Bryant. A YouTube live recording.
Bad Birthdays
In which we talk about a grandmother who was scolded for taking her grandchildren to Epcot as well as a mother who wanted to throw a "fiver" birthday party for her 1 year old.
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Uber Sandwich
In which we discuss the most clueless Uber rider and the most generous Uber driver as well as a woman who bought the most expensive sandwich at Subway.
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Live From New York...It's Hot Jesus!
In which we discuss a viral video that claims SNL has never hired a "hot" woman as well as a Filipino villager who has become a local celebrity for his 35th annual crucifixion.
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Only Fans Homework
In which we discuss a former teacher's OnlyFans account still affecting her career as well as an angry dad who went so far as to involve the police to get his kid out of homework.
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Nepo Baby Amputee
In which we discuss the story of two friends who literally lose their legs to commit fraud as well as an airline nepo baby who can fly anywhere, anytime like a boss.
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Welcome to the Hotel Airbnb
In which we talk about a a rude guest and a blackmailing host of Airbnb as well as a man who has managed to live in a hotel in Manhattan for the last 5 years for free.
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Influencer Doppelganger
In which we talk about an influencer who deserves a free meal from The Lucky Ramen as well as two men that have a LOT in common on a flight to Thailand.
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Willy Wonka and The Tesla Factory
In which we talk about a Willy Wonka experience that did not quite live up to expectations as well as Tesla ordering a whole bunch of pies.
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Marathon Dating DQ
In which we discuss the exploits of a man who got caught dating and ghosting multiple women as well as a marathon runner who was disqualified.
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Death By Coffee
In our first episode of Season 4 we talk about a lady who claims she's not dead as well as the consequences of stealing coffee in Japan.
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Wedding Maxxers
In which we talk about a bad neighbor and a wedding venue as well as the culture of Lookmaxxing.
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Live 100th Episode Special
In which we take a moment (or two hours) to celebrate the 100th episode of Two Guys Two Things with a YouTube live episode complete with phone calls from viewers.
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Winnie the Pooh Pooh Date
In which we talk about the viral list of where NOT to take a woman out on a first date as well as a 4th grade class whose teacher let them watch the slasher movie "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Watermelon Air BnB
In which we discuss an Air BnB tenant from hell as well as a woman who very nearly died because of a watermelon seed stuck in her throat.
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