Two Dicks in a Bar
Two dicks in a bar talking with their friends and random people that join
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 72 minutes
- Episodes
- 186
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
86 this episode… too on the nose?
The Dicks discover the genesis of ALL conspiracy theories! Jesse did end up joining a cult, Ed joins the 80%, and Mike joins the shade, frowned upon by others that work in the solar panel industry. B…
00:56:29 |
Thu 17 Aug 2023
The heat makes everything slow, except death. It speeds up death.
The dicks mainly complain about the Florida heat, but you also get an unrequested look into the inner workings of the bar, Jesse’s cult contemplation, and your new retirement plan.
00:56:35 |
Thu 10 Aug 2023
UFOs, UAPs, and FBIs which three letter acronym is going to get us first.
Ed wanted to talk pits, tits, and grits. Instead the pirates invade, and no one is safe…except the books. The books are safe.
00:56:31 |
Fri 04 Aug 2023
Incest, Flat-Earthers, and the Moon landing hoax, all things the Dicks did not tackle this week
Are you looking for the answer to, “what is a fear boner?”, “should Yahweh be a common name?”, or if Mitch ever unfroze? Tune in!
00:56:41 |
Fri 28 Jul 2023
Shanking, stabbing, and striking….the Dicks cover it all.
Still contemplating the chicken or the egg debate? Worried about the writers’ and whether they’ll get what they deserve? Still… the Dicks got you covered. Fine, Jesse! I’ll capitalize DICKS. =)
00:59:17 |
Thu 13 Jul 2023
The Dicks discuss how the hottest day on record turned into one of the highest shooting days on record. Go Guns!!
Mike gets some job-hunting advice, we hear about Jesse’s Father’s white world album theory, and Indiana Jones makes his way into Jesse’s holiday weekend.
00:59:17 |
Thu 06 Jul 2023
The two dicks are all up in human nature and the Florida legislature
Now on display, Jesse’s Ill-timed marathon, his ex-wife’s porn-star boss, and his arachnophobia. Guess which one will be screaming back into your ear holes next week.
00:59:09 |
Fri 30 Jun 2023
Disc golf, marshmallow tests, and prison riots…choose one.
This week the dicks welcome back their favorite prison guard to talk legal prostitution. Han Solo’s carbonite nightmares, and delaying gratification. No, not edging Mike! Geez.
00:58:14 |
Fri 23 Jun 2023
Trumps 2nd arraignment? Nope, let’s talk puberty blockers
After a difficult start, the Dicks get stuck in a bud light back and froth, result in a trans dilemma. Sorry it was a dilemma from birth, unless you call it something different. Hand slams forehead.
00:58:45 |
Fri 16 Jun 2023
Politics? We don’t need no stinkin’ politics.
The dicks aren’t distracted by the local GOP race, instead Jesse gives away a great car club idea, and Ed reveals if he killed any animals over the last week.
00:55:38 |
Thu 08 Jun 2023
Camping, sports, and the presidential race….Florida shows up everywhere.
The dicks focus their attention on the writers’ strike, peace River, and the club-swinging underdog of the week.
00:57:44 |
Thu 25 May 2023
The Dicks get Pinocchio to lie in the bedroom, try the long pig.
The upcoming solar storm is going to test Jesse’s eyesight into the quantum realm
00:59:43 |
Thu 18 May 2023
The dicks get stuck on politics and gun reform, or the lack there of.
After the Spanish pronoun conversation transitioned into one concerning Trump’s latest failure, one of the dicks invites daddy DeSantis to come down and dole out spankings.
00:57:17 |
Thu 11 May 2023
This week credit costs and Kava sucks
The dicks throw shit at the wall and hope it tastes like spaghetti….Damn! Pay our writers!
00:57:42 |
Thu 04 May 2023
This week , third period fight club, Disney vs. DeSantis, and bye bye Tuck.
This week, The dicks invite local funny man and trivia host Brett Morris back with his friend Matteo. And no that’s not a nickname for his junk.
00:57:43 |
Fri 28 Apr 2023
Two Dicks discuss DeSantis & Dominion on Devil’s lettuce day
The Dicks go over the log-term ramifications of the previous week’s plethora of political shenanigans and pudding.
00:59:30 |
Fri 21 Apr 2023
Guests and shots! The dicks share their thoughts on DeSatntis’s new woke killing gun law with Josh and Jay, and agree on how great it is to conceal things in your pants
The dicks question Sherpas, wearable fitness trackers, and the inappropriate use of your penis, in certain situations.
00:56:54 |
Mon 17 Apr 2023
Guest dick and local funny man Brett Morris,sits in while the dicks discuss vacationing, Ukrainian roulette, & Ed’s feet
The dicks discover Jesse’s new prideful side hustle and why it’s better to be the suckee than the sucker
00:56:11 |
Fri 14 Apr 2023
The dicks talk tournament of death, the death of mom & pop stores, and the death of driving cars
Since the dicks didn’t get into the topic of marriage, they took a hard left and discussed the renaissance festival and what’s killing children.
00:59:15 |
Thu 30 Mar 2023
Two dicks recall bad dates, bedroom talk, and the money shot
After hearing about someone’s mothers history of being a nun, the dicks got into explaining “Cosby sweater sex,” and heard an eerily similar story, # fruitypebbles
00:58:42 |
Thu 23 Mar 2023
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