Two Dicks in a Bar

The Dicks dive into the absurd cost of lift tickets, the legitimacy of the moon landing (again, but without Alex), and Nate’s golden showers. Either way, you may not want to look up.

Dick‘s display in an eclectic blend of captivating witty banter, wise discussions, and a strong sense of solidarity. Sit back as the Dick’s interrogate Trump voters, contemplate conspiracies, and lam…

Grab your security blanket and get ready to be inundated with the latest and greatest conspiracy theories. Alex takes control of the crazy train, as it teeters on the edge of the thick Colombian whit…

Grab your favorite drink and join the Dicks for a raucous conversation on power, promises, and accountability. The Dicks dive into the absurdities of political promises, budget cuts, and why Musk may…

Join the Dick‘s for an episode full of superhero casting, celebrity gossip, and the chaos that is American politics. The Dick’s share laughs, insights, and personal banter as stories erupt into wild …

Join the Dicks as they dive deep into the current political circus. They debate the merits of tariffs, the state of American democracy, and the bizarre circumstances surrounding Gene Hackman’s death.…

Join the Dicks for an episode covering everything from drug-fueled hypotheticals, governmental conspiracies, personal health disasters, and healthy dose of skepticism. They delve into the complexitie…

After debating voice dubbing verse captions, the Dick’s get into Valentine’s Day capitalism, and why dogs might be better Covid detectors than tests. They also put RuPaul on the three dollar bill, ge…

In this episode, we tackle a wide range of topics, from the history and science of vaccines to the mysteries of UFOs and the controversial idea of Universal Basic Income (UBI). Join us as we debate t…

What happens when you combine Icelandic humor, geothermal, spas, and a museum dedicated entirely to penises? This episode, that’s what! Jesse shared stories from an unforgettable trip to Iceland, inc…

Warning: this episode will contain strong opinions, unexpected alliances (one of the Dick’s sides with the Cheeto colored Dildo!), and a healthy nuanced dose of strap-on discourse from the female per…

Join the decks as they dive into quick coverage of chaotic current conversations. From the recent Israeli cease-fire to the political implications of the devastating wildfires in California, no topic…

Uncontrollable fires in LA, paranormal festivals in South Florida, and the Dick’s talk the afterlife, get your snacks. It’s time to get comfy.

After enjoying the holiday season and welcoming in the New Year, the Dicks are pleased to discuss the downfall of humanity. Extinction events, in app purchases, and drawing dicks on Santa, what else …

The Dick’s have given up and allowed AI to come up with our conversation topics. So, buckle in and get ready for some repetition. We’re going to discover who’s ready for treasure hunt, everyone’s mos…

Enjoy contemplating different types of apocalypses, naming sex acts, and rating the sexiness of killers? Then this is the episode for you.

The Dick’s talk Thanksgiving, the upcoming super-game, and Czech Republic glory holes. Feel like popping in?

If you’re disappointed that it took 150 episodes to mention dildo races, How do you think we feel?

Is there really a difference between Switzerland and Sweden? Should babies be vaccinated against the plague? Find out the truth only in this episode of Two Dicks in a Bar!

This episode has it all, guests, opinions, and cougars.