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Two Dicks in a Bar - Podcast

Two Dicks in a Bar

Two dicks in a bar talking with their friends and random people that join

Improv Comedy
Update frequency
every 7 days
Average duration
72 minutes
Episodes
186
Years Active
2019 - 2025
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Trump WINS!!!! Yay! The Dick’s have always been pro-Trump! Please don’t deport us.

Trump WINS!!!! Yay! The Dick’s have always been pro-Trump! Please don’t deport us.

Well, the election is finished. Everyone can unclench their assholes and breathe a deep fresh breath of, we’re fucked.

01:02:46  |   Thu 07 Nov 2024
Sorry, we will do better next time

Sorry, we will do better next time

Got to admit, this is not our best cast. If you like listening to podcasts for pity, then have we got and episode for you. Oh well, cant’t win them all.

00:58:29  |   Thu 31 Oct 2024
Special guests, poker tips, and tax brackets! Stay tuned.

Special guests, poker tips, and tax brackets! Stay tuned.

Not only do we have a guest, but we’ve got one who can give Poker tips and talk politics. Seems right up our alley.

01:24:09  |   Thu 24 Oct 2024
Episode 144, the gross episode or the hurricane episode. Either way, it’s named Milton.

Episode 144, the gross episode or the hurricane episode. Either way, it’s named Milton.

Storms are brewing, political opponents are stewing, and yet those kids from Tampa be canoeing.

01:12:31  |   Thu 10 Oct 2024
New baby, animal joke, and power grids, oh yeah, this episode is shocking!

New baby, animal joke, and power grids, oh yeah, this episode is shocking!

Let’s talk debates, break ups, and how governmental control over the electrical grid would or wouldn’t boost employees morale and new innovations.

01:44:30  |   Thu 03 Oct 2024
Everybody is officially old & this episode proves it. Stories from the Elder Dicks?

Everybody is officially old & this episode proves it. Stories from the Elder Dicks?

The typical south Florida episode, slack hurricane coverage, elderly complaints, and a hit list. What did you expect?

01:10:08  |   Thu 26 Sep 2024
Don’t ask what this episode runs on. Don’t ask! Please don’t ask.

Don’t ask what this episode runs on. Don’t ask! Please don’t ask.

Politicians heat up the rhetoric, Israel steps up the spy game, a Dolphin gets a concussion, and the Dicks argue semantics!

01:45:11  |   Thu 19 Sep 2024
The dicks go to sex therapy, then the debate. Huzzah!

The dicks go to sex therapy, then the debate. Huzzah!

The debate episode! Just kidding, we have a sex therapist throw Josh a bone and give him a free session. Thanks Dr. Lovejoy!

01:21:53  |   Thu 12 Sep 2024
If you love the podcast podcast updates, then this is the episode for you!

If you love the podcast podcast updates, then this is the episode for you!

While Mike’s away the Dicks talk ASMR, that is until our corporate overlords stole our power of choice .

01:00:46  |   Thu 05 Sep 2024
The Dicks talk tips and taxes, which should they cut?

The Dicks talk tips and taxes, which should they cut?

One Dick shares his kill list, one has never seen Grease, and one likes’em with skinned knees. It’s an episode.

01:16:19  |   Thu 29 Aug 2024
The Dicks talk magic pills, Viagra honey, and boner bear gummies. Jump on board!

The Dicks talk magic pills, Viagra honey, and boner bear gummies. Jump on board!

Jesse gets deputized and goes out to do his civic duty…as a poll worker! What kind of shenanigans did he witness while performing this thankless job? Wait no longer, “Thanks citizen!”

01:19:21  |   Thu 22 Aug 2024
The List is dead! Long, live the List!

The List is dead! Long, live the List!

Theme park highlights, Nate’s necrophiliac needs, & an Olympic recap. Tune in to see if The Dicks can get themselves over the pole!

01:03:38  |   Thu 15 Aug 2024
Two Dicks on the couch? No JD! Off!

Two Dicks on the couch? No JD! Off!

The Olympics, The VP pick, and most importantly, Mike’s musical kill list gets recapped. Stay tuned! 
01:08:21  |   Thu 08 Aug 2024
Kamala’s VP pick has been decided… Jesse!

Kamala’s VP pick has been decided… Jesse!

How many times can the Dicks circle back to the vice presidential pick before realizing, just like white guys, they don’t matter?
01:30:45  |   Thu 01 Aug 2024
Think I might be looking for… Where is our money, Spotify?“

Think I might be looking for… Where is our money, Spotify?“

This episode is full of Foamy the Squirrel, Android versus Apple, and Kamala kebabs… enjoy! 
01:13:51  |   Thu 25 Jul 2024
The Dicks take a shot at a recent tragedy and miss the mark.

The Dicks take a shot at a recent tragedy and miss the mark.

The Dick’s talk soccer! But only for a moment before shifting to shootings, project 25, J. D. Vance, and Mike’s latest addition to his hit list. Then Jesse unceremoniously cuts off Quiet Chris’s expl…
00:58:32  |   Thu 18 Jul 2024
Mike’s kill list on full display! Tune in.

Mike’s kill list on full display! Tune in.

The Dicks discuss body swapping. Which Dick would rather be Colin Jost, and which would rather be Scarlett Johansson? Or are they both Jesse?
00:57:41  |   Thu 11 Jul 2024
Starbucks, Dunkin, and Nazi train conductors… One has to be right.

Starbucks, Dunkin, and Nazi train conductors… One has to be right.

The Dicks lead you on a meandering journey through bad drivers, fascists, and your grandma. enjoy!
00:58:42  |   Thu 04 Jul 2024
The Dick’s are excited to congratulate the Florida Panthers national championship win… Go Cats!

The Dick’s are excited to congratulate the Florida Panthers national championship win… Go Cats!

What do the Dick’s want to talk about tonight? Tomorrow’s presidential debates? No. Rank choice voting? Not for long. This week… We’re all about coming up second when you search “two dicks in a bar”!
00:58:57  |   Thu 27 Jun 2024
Now that plants have intelligence, What are the vegans gonna eat?

Now that plants have intelligence, What are the vegans gonna eat?

This week, the Dicks give congestion pricing a double take, and tell Broccoli to fuck its feelings!
00:59:40  |   Thu 20 Jun 2024
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