Two Dicks in a Bar

On this episode of Two Dicks in a Bar, we're tackling the big questions. What are UAPs (UFOs) and why is the government really keeping them secret? We analyze the political landscape following a majo…

No topics are off the table, hilarious, unscripted, and unhinged. The Dicks tackle the three essential male needs, the horrors of dating in your 50s, and the logistics of using the “lemonade pitcher”…

Join the Dicks, and their guest Angel, as the conversation spirals from the personal knowledge of a gruesome Florida man murderer to the torture of peeps in a microwave. Get ready to be schooled abou…

The Dick’s deliver another round of unhinged conversation featuring 80s porn stars, political redistricting, and ethical dog killing. Be ready for raunchy humor, crude humor, and tales of salsa – thr…

The Dicks go full circle! Take a guess, does the circle concern; micro-perforations in Mike’s colon, butt chugging inebriates, or gluten free breadsticks? We"re happy to have Mike back, and have a we…

After giving a shout out to Mike from the casino, the Dick’s discuss rollerskating crushes, Dungeons and Dragons, and Trump‘s latest labor drama (they don’t even mention the Epstein files). Get ready…

Join the Dicks as the careen from debunking the moon landing conspiracies to debating the merits of $80 laundry detergent. This episode features unfiltered takes on everything from Dungeons & Dragons…

A chaotic blend of D&D character creation, conspiracy deep dives, and bizarre hypotheticals-like what happens if you teabag a severed head in-game. The gang also tackles the ethics of team names, the…

From motorcycle wipeouts off cliffs to costumes at a hippie hostel, this episode dives into the absurdity of a six-man Colombian escapade. Featuring: questionable meat, suspiciously bouncy horseback …

Should all cops carry rubber bullets? Is the news irreparably biased? Did Nixon start it all? The Two Dicks tackle these questions (sort of) while reminiscing about failed careers, sugar mamas, and w…

In this episode, the Dick’s dive into a heated political debate, covering everything from abortion rights to the national debt, before shifting gears to the chaos of downtown parking and the absurdit…

In this episode, the gang tackles everything from the absurdity of modern media (thanks, Fox News) to the ethics of billionaires renting out Venice for weddings. They also uncover the shocking truth …

This week, the guys dive into the weirdest animal behavior science has to offer—Capuchin monkeys using Howler monkeys as backpacks? Then, they tackle the latest political dumpster fires: Trump’s disa…

What starts as a debate over Trump sending troops to LA quickly spirals into… well, everything else. The guys discuss immigration facilities, unions, the 68 banned TV words, and whether tofu tastes l…

When asked what they brought to the table, the Dicks were proud to deliver. We were prepared to discuss steel tariffs, TACO love, the price of revenge, Ukraine‘s operation spider-web, 5-year-olds del…

This week on Two Dick, Jenna Ortega comes into focus on a Wednesday, bathroom washing becomes a conversation, and a 120 year-old bird takes flight off the lips of the Dicks. On the light side of the …

Join the Dick’s for an episode full of trekking the Benton Mackay Trail, the improper use of poison ivy while defecating, and an interesting theories about working bicycles.

The crew debates, humanoid robots and their threat levels, the hundred men verse one Gorilla debate, legal defense funds for killers and racists, and then the Dicks fall into a debate about organized…

Join the chaotic banner as the guys discuss Jesse‘s upcoming 42-mile hike (with questionable preparation), RFK’s take on autism, Mike’s winning streak, and Putin‘s ambition. The rest of the space wil…

The Dick‘s kick things off with Wednesday’s breaking news, the Pope died on Monday! Get ready for a deep dive and escargot texture, metaphors, and people who would permanently attach chains around th…