Two Dicks in a Bar
Two dicks in a bar talking with their friends and random people that join
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 72 minutes
- Episodes
- 186
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
Kicking someone off the cast is easier than out of Jesse‘s adult campground! Or is it?
Hey Mr. Charlie Kirk, the dicks have slapped you across the face with the proverbial glove! Come on down and debate loser!
00:57:16 |
Thu 13 Jun 2024
What!? Talk about Trump’s legal woes? No…not us. Us? Nooooo.
How many licks does it take until you finally kill someone that puts a non-citizen into the presidency?
00:58:47 |
Thu 06 Jun 2024
F Billionaires, yay Memorial Day, and who left a shit in the elevator? Find out on this episode of 2 Dicks in a bar.
The Dicks discuss musical bingo, leaving belongings in elevators, and why caps on salaries should be implemented to save the human race.
00:59:20 |
Thu 30 May 2024
Joe Rogan would listen to this podcast, if it was interesting.
Two Dicks times four are eight, if more dicks are what you need, this episode is for you. Come for the quantity, stay for the quality.
00:57:14 |
Thu 23 May 2024
Mike’s back, labels for stupid people, and the tarot says there’s a debate in your future.
The Dicks are excited to reshape America! Get ready to learn the new voting system… let’s make A-town Amazing Again!
00:58:29 |
Thu 16 May 2024
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? tune in to find out.
The dicks are excited to dive into homelessness, the funniness of the “K” sound, and what Seinfeld thinks is funny.
00:59:43 |
Thu 09 May 2024
Jesse‘s ready to run for office… Listen to those old episodes before they get erased.
The Dicks discuss Jesse‘s political aspirations, the college protests, the coming TikTok ban, huffing, abortions, self cutting… you know, a Fox News top 10 list of what’s destroying America
00:59:01 |
Thu 02 May 2024
The Dick’s discuss unintended consequences but stick around for the polar bear pajama dance party.
Are you a curious person? Do you want to know why golfers yell, “fore”? Why Dubai flooded? Why Dave got shot? Perhaps this IS the episode for you?
00:59:24 |
Thu 25 Apr 2024
OJ dies, but we only want to chase Jesse‘s Sesac
Lot lizards, Trump, and other things that suck up to Truckers
00:59:49 |
Thu 18 Apr 2024
The Dick’s are excited to suggest a lane, stay in it.
Artificial grass vs turf, DeSantis vs grass, and tick vs snake in the grass.
00:58:13 |
Thu 11 Apr 2024
Ladies, don’t take it… Swallow it!
The Dicks go deep into the R word, Oregon’s drug problem, and who does the best hand job.
00:59:03 |
Thu 04 Apr 2024
To sell or not to sell?
Two dicks, talk dreams and try to figure out how to listen to each other.
00:59:25 |
Thu 28 Mar 2024
For your consideration, the Dicks give you, the Jesse birthday episode!
Jesse gets distracted by Mike’s need for alcohol and his story suffers terribly because of it, but… We get drinks. Huzzah!
00:58:59 |
Thu 21 Mar 2024
You are destined to listen to this podcast… or not.
Modern dating, tic-tok’s that kill us one day at a time, or there’s no free will. Best of luck either way.
01:54:07 |
Thu 14 Mar 2024
The Dicks call out Joe Rogan, but not in a fighting way. Remember, patience is a virtue.
The hypocrisy of the two-party system and other rants. While Mike is away the Dicks will play.
00:59:26 |
Thu 07 Mar 2024
Flower versus vape? This might be the decision between homelessness and sleeping on Jesse‘s lawn.
Two out of three dicks agree, the world is leaving everyone behind. Two out of three dicks, agree, having kids is a waste of money. Two out of three dicks, agree, cast will eat your eyes out of your …
01:57:29 |
Thu 29 Feb 2024
Designing your next Gloryhole? This episode is for you.
Valentine’s Day suggestions, moral dilemmas, and the lowdown on Mr. Bean.
00:58:55 |
Thu 15 Feb 2024
The Dicks talk so long they end up with a two-part episode? Son of a …
The social studies episode? More like the dick said a few dirty words!
01:52:33 |
Thu 08 Feb 2024
Censored? Not this podcast.
Reforming schools, labor laws, mushroom trips, and anything else your child is involved in.
00:59:12 |
Thu 01 Feb 2024
Ed reviews Tool as Jesse got reviewed. Guess who got one star.
The Dick’s hear about Jesse‘s upcoming camping trip with the kids, and Disc Golf. Lots of Disc Golf. We’re sorry, too much Disc Golf.
00:58:22 |
Thu 25 Jan 2024
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