Two Dicks in a Bar
Two dicks in a bar talking with their friends and random people that join
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 72 minutes
- Episodes
- 186
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
Not all trips to New York include barhopping with a dead body, but this one does!
Dad jokes, sports talk, and the Iowa caucuses, don’t worry, it gets better. Not much but better.
00:58:20 |
Thu 18 Jan 2024
Looking for coffee or eggs? Then this is not the podcast for you.
The Vagina Queen stops by and knocks us off our soapbox and onto the boxspring.
00:58:46 |
Thu 11 Jan 2024
2024 New Year new Dicks… Na!
The Dicks realize people can’t read anymore, and that monopolies rule… No cap.
00:57:45 |
Thu 04 Jan 2024
Come on in and have a seat, the Dicks are just about to get into…drugs!
If you’ve ever been interested or curious about the mastication proclamation… Then get ready for the dicks, new segment, Dick tips!
00:59:08 |
Thu 28 Dec 2023
Which Dick’s father used the popcorn bucket move on said Dick’s mother?! Welcome to the 2023 Two Dicks in a Bar holiday show!
The Dicks are excited to bring in the holidays with discussions about corpse steam, kink shaming, and butt stuff. Can’t wait to see what 2024 brings.
00:59:07 |
Thu 21 Dec 2023
Step aside, Meyer Briggs, the Dicks discover a new personality test.
The dicks share their big five. Who’s neurotic, extroverted, or aborting things in Texas? Tune in to find out!
00:58:56 |
Thu 14 Dec 2023
Welcome to the hundredth episode of Two Dicks in a Bar! Hope you survive.
K holes, dive bars, and the Congress, all things, George Santos got kicked out of this week, on Two Dicks in a Bar.
00:56:46 |
Thu 07 Dec 2023
Strap-on as the dicks discuss Build-A-Bear for adults. Ball gag anyone?
The dicks get into a podcast discussing how an individual’s inability to face grief leads him to put his mother’s likeness into AI. OK, it’s not AI, it’s a large language model. Fine damn Jesse!
00:59:00 |
Thu 23 Nov 2023
The origin of the monkey wrench and other things that are rocket sciency!
The Dicks talk War Games, Tyson being wrong, Brett’s Comedy fiasco, and bisexuality with LEE!!
00:57:26 |
Thu 16 Nov 2023
Marie Antoinette, Keanu Reeves, and the ever elusive sexual unicorn, who has the best catch phrase?
Are you excited by robots, covered by the carcasses of dead animals? Then this episode of Two Dicks in a Bar is for you! Necro, robotics, obscure Keanu Reeves quotes, & a creepy Uncle story! This epi…
00:54:23 |
Thu 09 Nov 2023
The Dicks talk dating while naked, cat calls, and hand jobs. Cuz we classy yo!
Everyone’s favorite, “Jesse’s podcast podcast update” brings catcalls to center stage before learning about Mike’s debilitating disappointment in the world’s degradation of appointment setting.
00:59:29 |
Thu 02 Nov 2023
Hairy things show up… i.e. poor driving, celiac disease, & Marlowe
The dicks are excited to welcome the new speaker of the house, and finally Jesse‘s cave of bones.
00:56:56 |
Fri 27 Oct 2023
No one notices the gorilla when we focus on Suzanne Sommers selling thigh masters.
Speaking of distractions, while we focus on the passing of summer, remember… If they ask for your information, they don’t have your best interest at heart.
00:58:36 |
Thu 19 Oct 2023
Call the Mohel, the Dicks are cutting Florida.
Lumpy pillow fights will soon decide the Speaker, since acting like children is the name of the game.
00:58:47 |
Thu 05 Oct 2023
Scratching lapels, organic transitions, and sports! Wait, sports?!!?
The Dick’s discuss the Dolphins latest win… Because you know they talk about manly shit, and… Have you heard about the mustachioed hunk Swift is dating? Oh, boy!
00:57:02 |
Thu 28 Sep 2023
Danny and Russell are rapists…but not the Dick!
If you aren’t feeling someone up in Beetlejuice, then what are you doing with your life?
00:59:28 |
Thu 21 Sep 2023
Jesse’s mushroom tip…I mean trip!Trip!
The Dinka are all about everything…except jinxing Mel Brooks. We did not jinx Mel! We hope. Oh, and two disco spontaneously sing Norwegian Wood, go Beatles.
00:58:54 |
Thu 14 Sep 2023
Jesse’s podcast - podcast update!
The dicks make sure a gambling intervention isn’t necessary breakdown, political systems around the world, and Jesse gets a new nickname…
00:58:58 |
Thu 07 Sep 2023
Old politicians are good as mannikins, coatracks, and speed Lane companions. Best of Luck McConnel.
Hip-hop may turn 50 this year, but the dicks are bitching about the lack of youth in government. Yep, that sounds like fun. Tune in!
00:58:20 |
Fri 01 Sep 2023
Jesse has to pee. This episode title is unimportant in the grand scheme of things.
The dicks talk good subs, the rise of the golf cart culture, and mascots in the Florida region.
00:57:49 |
Thu 24 Aug 2023
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