The Real HouseMATES of New York
Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.
- Update frequency
- every 8 days
- Average duration
- 82 minutes
- Episodes
- 166
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
“Spill the Chai” - RHOP S07 E05, RHOSLC S03 E07, Family Karma S03 E01 & Winter House S02 E05
“Spill the Chai” - RHOP S07 E05, RHOSLC S03 E07, Family Karma S03 E01 & Winter House S02 E05
Mention it All:
Porsha… we all know that wasn’t a mistake.
We are HERE for RHONY Legacy!
Real …
“Jax Walked So Craig Could Run … we hate you Craig” - RHOP S07 E04, RHOSLC S03 E06 & Winter House S02 E04 [RHOBH S12 Reunion Part 3]
“Jax Walked So Craig Could Run … we hate you Craig” - RHOP S07 E04, RHOSLC S03 E06 & Winter House S02 E04 [RHOBH S12 Reunion Part 3]
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Jess went to Vanderpump Cocktail Garde…
“You Gotta Stop Kyle” - RHOP S07 E02, RHOBH S12 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S03 E04 & Winter House S02 E02
“You Gotta Stop Kyle” - RHOP S07 E02, RHOBH S12 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S03 E04 & Winter House S02 E02
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We went to BRAVOCON and we made so many new friends and great memorie…
“Tie or Bowtie?” - RHOBH S12 E21, & RHOSLC S03 E02
“Tie or Bowtie?” - RHOBH S12 E21, & RHOSLC S03 E02
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Could Real Housewives of Dallas be in our future?!
This RHOBH Reunion…. Oh.my.god. We love you Kathy!
Real Housewives …
“It’s Just Another Sister” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S12 E20, & RHOSLC S03 E01
“It’s Just Another Sister” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S12 E20, & RHOSLC S03 E01
Our equipment test was just too good not to share! And our apologies for such a long episode, we go…
“Lisa Rinna = Camel Toe” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 2, & RHOBH S12 E19
“Lisa Rinna = Camel Toe” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 2, & RHOBH S12 E19
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Lisa Rinna.. Really… $2.1 million?!
We are rooting for you Teresa! #voteteresa
Real Housewives of Atlan…
“There is No Misunderstanding of Our Positions, We Hate Erika” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 1, & RHOBH S12 E18
“There is No Misunderstanding of Our Positions, We Hate Erika” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 1, & RHOBH S12 E18
We are sorry about our Spectrum rant, we couldn’t help it.
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Bahah…
“I Keep Staring at Her Ears” - RHOA S14 E17, & RHOBH S12 E 17 RHOD Reunion Part 2
“I Keep Staring at Her Ears” - RHOA S14 E17, & RHOBH S12 E17 RHOD Reunion Part 2
Housemates, we are so sorry for being so sporadic with our episodes. Life has just been a bit crazy for…
“RIP Ms. Goat” - RHOA S14 E15, & RHOD S1E12
“RIP Ms. Goat” - RHOA S14 E15, & RHOD S1E12
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This will be the last time we speak of Diana.
Schwartz & Raquel?!
Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E15:
Well that was a trip.
Real H…
“Mary Poppins of the Homeless & Toothless!” - RHOA S14 E14, RHOBH S12 E15 & RHOD S1E11
“Mary Poppins of the Homeless & Toothless!” - RHOA S14 E14, RHOBH S12 E15 & RHOD S1E11
Sorry, no Mention it All again. Life has got us both a bit all over the place! It will be back soon…
“B*tch, We are Worldwide!” - RHOA S14 E13, RHOBH S12 E14 & RHOD S1E10
“B*tch, We are Worldwide!” - RHOA S14 E13, RHOBH S12 E14 & RHOD S1E10
We are so happy to be back!!
Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E13:
We love Kandi!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 …
“So Chic!” - RHOA S14 E10, RHOBH S12 E11 & RHOD S1E07
“So Chic!” - RHOA S14 E10, RHOBH S12 E11 & RHOD S1E07
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Tamra is back!
Schwartz was on Scheana’s podcast, thanks reddit!
Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E10:
We are here for …
“Happy Birthday Housemates!” - RHOA S14 E09, RHOBH S12 E10 & RHOD S1E06
“Happy Birthday Housemates!” - RHOA S14 E09, RHOBH S12 E10 & RHOD S1E06
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I’m sorry, but I need to rant about 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After.
We don’t want Ultimate Girls …
“To Setting a B*tch Straight” - RHOBH S12 E09 & RHOD S1E05
“To Setting a B*tch Straight” - RHOBH S12 E09 & RHOD S1E05
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Bye bye Noella & Dr. Malpractice! Good riddance!
RIP Teresa & Dina’s friendship
Real Housewives of Beverly Hill…
“A New Sniper From the Side” - RHOA S14 E08, RHOBH S12 E08
“A New Sniper From the Side” - RHOA S14 E08, RHOBH S12 E08
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New racist alert: Lisa Rinna and Diana Jenkins..
Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E08:
What is with the Kandi hate?…
“What the ACTUAL F***?” - RHOA S14 E07, RHOBH S12 E07 & RHOD S01 E04
“What the ACTUAL F***?” - RHOA S14 E07, RHOBH S12 E07 & RHOD S01 E04
We are mad. We are disappointed. We are frustrated. We are sad. We are DEVASTATED. We cried. Now we are ready to…
“Bacon Eating Vegetarian” - RHOA S14 E06, RHOBH S12 E06 & RHOD S01 E03
“Bacon Eating Vegetarian” - RHOA S14 E06, RHOBH S12 E06 & RHOD S01 E03
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Andddd another racist… the joy
Schwartz and Katie’s house is for sale, who is going to the open hou…
“94.6 miles Away” - RHOA S14 E05, RHOBH S12 E05 & RHOD S01 E02
“94.6 miles Away” - RHOA S14 E05, RHOBH S12 E05 & RHOD S01 E02
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Dorinda vs. Vicki
About that police report…
Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E05:
WTF is Drew’s company?!
Real Ho…
“Tit for Toot” - RHOBH S12 E04 & RHOD S01 E01
“Tit for Toot” - RHOBH S12 E04 & RHOD S01 E01
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F you Patrick Somers.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E04:
We support you Crystal!
Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E01:
It is…
“And a Giraffe Was There” - RHOA S14 E04, & RHOBH S12 E03
“And a Giraffe Was There” - RHOA S14 E04, & RHOBH S12 E03
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