The Real HouseMATES of New York
Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.
- Update frequency
- every 8 days
- Average duration
- 82 minutes
- Episodes
- 166
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
"So about the OC" RHOC S19E07
"So about the OC" RHOC S19E07
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 7
We stan Katie, say what you want.
TIMESTAMPS
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:21
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:21 - 00:21:53
RHOC:…
"We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Recapping" RHOC S19E05
"We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Recapping" RHOC S19E05
We may not be housemates anymore, we may be very far away from each other.. but we are finally back to our regular recaps…
"Next Chapter, Best Chapter" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S14 E14, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04
"Next Chapter, Best Chapter" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S14 E14, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04
HOUSEMATES! We are so happy to be back, but unfortunately we need to take a couple of weeks of…
"A Horse Instead of a Date" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S14 E13, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E03
"A Horse Instead of a Date" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S14 E13, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E03
Housemates!! Thank you for coming back and we apologize for taking so long to put out a new eps…
"Grace Time is Over" RHOSLC S05 E11, RHONY S15 E09, RHOP S09 E08, & RHOBH S14 E02
"Grace Time is Over" RHOSLC S05 E11, RHONY S15 E09, RHOP S09 E08, & RHOBH S14 E02
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E11
The bonding exercises need to stop.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK…
"Surgeon #1, NOT an Extra" RHOC S18 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S05 E09, RHONY S15 E07, & RHOP S09 E06
"Surgeon #1, NOT an Extra" RHOC S18 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S05 E09, RHONY S15 E07, & RHOP S09 E06
Just a heads up, we are a bit unhinged this episode 😂 - enjoy!
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE…
"The Huzzbands of it All" RHOC S18 E17, RHOSLC S05 E07, RHONY S15 E05, & RHOP S09 E04
"The Huzzbands of it All" RHOC S18 E17, RHOSLC S05 E07, RHONY S15 E05, & RHOP S09 E04
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E17
A fitting end to a good season.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE…
"Gangstas & Alcohol" RHOC S18 E16, RHOSLC S05 E06, RHONY S15 E04, & RHOP S09 E03
"Gangstas & Alcohol" RHOC S18 E16, RHOSLC S05 E06, RHONY S15 E04, & RHOP S09 E03
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REAL HOUSEW…
"Friendship F*KR" RHOC S18 E14, RHOSLC S05 E04, RHONY S15 E02, & RHOP S09 E01
"Friendship F*KR" RHOC S18 E14, RHOSLC S05 E04, RHONY S15 E02, & RHOP S09 E01
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E14
Boat rides and selfishness.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E04
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"You Do What with a Tampon?!" RHOC S18 E13, RHOSLC S05 E03, & RHONY S15 E01
"You Do What with a Tampon?!" RHOC S18 E13, RHOSLC S05 E03, & RHONY S15 E01
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E13
We are DONE Alexis!
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E03
Ali-ba-ba
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"All You Do is Talk in Feelings, Why Don't You Talk in Facts" RHOC S18 E12, RHOSLC S05 E02
"All You Do is Talk in Feelings, Why Don't You Talk in Facts" RHOC S18 E12, RHOSLC S05 E02
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E12
Eddie is CLEARLY over Tamara.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT L…
"I Will Be Your Villian, Bitch!" RHOC S18 E11, RHOSLC S05 E01
"I Will Be Your Villian, Bitch!" RHOC S18 E11, RHOSLC S05 E01
MENTION IT ALL: Did someone say RHONY party? Hand me my apple.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08:
Alexis needs to shut …
"Forest Therapy is for the Birds" RHOC S18 E10
"Forest Therapy is for the Birds" RHOC S18 E10
Of course we watched Secret Wives of Mormon Wives and the new season of Selling Sunset, and of course we have thoughts.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF …
"You Need to Hmmmm for your Breathalyzer" RHOC S18 E08
"You Need to Hmmmm for your Breathalyzer" RHOC S18 E08
Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E08:
Why does Teddy Gnatencamp always need to show up?!
TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:07:10
ME…
"Let Me Sit Here in My Whoreness " RHONJ S14 E14 & RHOC S18 E06
"Let Me Sit Here in My Whoreness " RHONJ S14 E14 & RHOC S18 E06
We are so sorry for the inconsistency with our releases, 2024 has been proving to be a tough year for us. And Jess is so s…
"Milk the Prostate " RHONJ S14 E11 & RHOC S18 E03
"Milk the Prostate " RHONJ S14 E11 & RHOC S18 E03
Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E11:
It is almost over!
Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E03:
Definitely a single white female situa…
"She Needs a House " RHONJ S14 E10 & RHOC S18 E02
"She Needs a House " RHONJ S14 E10 & RHOC S18 E02
Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E10:
To say we are bored is an understatement.
Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E02:
Is Jen the new …
"Out of Room and Out of Time " RHONJ S14 E09 & RHOC S18 E01
"Out of Room and Out of Time " RHONJ S14 E09 & RHOC S18 E01
Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E09:
Why are we still watching this again?
Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E01:
Shannon's…
"What is Peace Without a Drink Being Thrown? " RHONJ S14 E08
"What is Peace Without a Drink Being Thrown? " RHONJ S14 E08
Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E08:
DO NOT step up and shove anyone without expecting a drink being thrown in your face.
Tim…
"Goodbye to the Mullet" SUMMER HOUSE S08 REUNION PART 2, & RHONJ S14 E06
"Goodbye to the Mullet" SUMMER HOUSE S08 REUNION PART 2, & RHONJ S14 E06
Summer House S08 Reunion Part 2:
Between West and Carl... what a part 2.
Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E06:
So …