The Real HouseMATES of New York
Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.
- Update frequency
- every 8 days
- Average duration
- 82 minutes
- Episodes
- 166
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
"Jax GO TO THERAPY" THE VALLEY S01 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E16, & RHONJ S14 E05
"Jax GO TO THERAPY" THE VALLEY S01 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E16, & RHONJ S14 E05
The Valley S01 E12:
Jax has been saying he is going to go to therapy/work on himself since season 1 of VPR an…
"I Don't Know. Choke. I Don't Care" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 3, THE VALLEY S01 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E15, & RHONJ S14 S04
"I Don't know. Choke. I Don't Care" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 3, THE VALLEY S01 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E15, & RHONJ S14 S04
Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 3:
Lala is DELULU.
The Valley S01 …
"What Would Jesse Solomon Do?" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S01 E10, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E14, & RHONJ S14 E03
"What Would Jesse Solomon Do?" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S01 E10, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E13, & RHONJ S14 E03
Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 2:
This reunion did not have to be 3 p…
"A Demon and Apple Juice" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S01 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E13, & RHONJ S14 E02
A Demon and Apple Juice - VPR S11 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S01 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E13, & RHONJ S14 E02
Did we go to the Page Six Reali-Tea Live Show? Did one of us get hit on by Jes…
“The Real HouseMATES of NY are BACK!” - VPR S11 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E12 & RHONJ S14 E01
“The Real HouseMATES of NY are BACK!” - VPR S11 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E12 & RHONJ S14 E01
Hey Housemates, it’s been awhile! We are excited to be back and thrilled we made it back to co…
“Bad B*tch Era” - RHOP S08 E13, RHOBH S13 E17, VPR S11 E04 & SUMMER HOUSE S08 E01
“Bad B*tch Era” - RHOP S08 E13, RHOBH S13 E17, VPR S11 E04 & SUMMER HOUSE S08 E01
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SPOILERS!! Traitors & Love is Blind
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E13:
Make this stop.
Re…
“We are the QUEENS of the Group” - RHOBH S13 E16 & VPR S11 E03
“We are the QUEENS of the Group” - RHOBH S13 E16 & VPR S11 E03
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SPOILERS!! Traitors & Love is Blind
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E16:
Korbel & diamonds
Vanderpump …
“Don’t Sign the Pope’s Document 💃” - RHOBH S13 E15, RHOP S08 E012 & VPR S11 E02
“Don’t Sign the Pope’s Document 💃” - RHOBH S13 E15, RHOP S08 E012 & VPR S11 E02
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Robert continues to chat about Traitors.
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E12:
WTF is GNA and …
“Powerful Moment with Powerful Women” - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S13 E12, & RHOP S08 E09
“Powerful Moment with Powerful Women” - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S13 E12, & RHOP S08 E09
*Trigger warning* Sensitive topics relating to SA (sexual assault) are mentioned in this…
“The Return of the Gnat” - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 1, RHOBH S13 E11, & RHOP S08 E08
“The Return of the Gnat” - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 1, RHOBH S13 E11, & RHOP S08 E08
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Robert is watching Traitors and has some thoughts .. **WARNING THERE ARE SPOILERS**
Rea…
“Belly Button to Backside” - RHOSLC S04 E16, RHOBH S13 E10. & RHOP S08 E07
“Belly Button to Backside” - RHOSLC S04 E16, RHOBH S13 E10. & RHOP S08 E07
HAPPY NEW YEAR HOUSEMATES!
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Ultimate Girls Trip & the Tres Amigas are over?!
Real Housewives of S…
“I’m Bored” - RHOSLC S04 E14, RHOBH S13 E08, Winter House S03 E08 & RHOP S08 E06
“I’m Bored” - RHOSLC S04 E14, RHOBH S13 E08, Winter House S03 E08 & RHOP S08 E06
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We watched Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY Legacy and we are in love!
Real House…
“I’m Sorry, You’re Welcome” - RHOSLC S04 E13, RHOBH S13 E07, Winter House S03 E07 & RHOP S08 E05
“I’m Sorry, You’re Welcome” - RHOSLC S04 E13, RHOBH S13 E07, Winter House S03 E07 & RHOP S08 E05
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Ariana placed 3rd on DWTS and Paris in Love is good?
Real Housewives of S…
“In Denial” - RHOSLC S04 E12, RHOBH S13 E06, Winter House S03 E06 & RHOP S08 E04
“In Denial” - RHOSLC S04 E12, RHOBH S13 E06, Winter House S03 E06 & RHOP S08 E04
We are so sorry for the delay, we are back!!
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E12:
We are so sorry f…
“Someone’s Going to Backhand You” - RHONY S14 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S04 E08, RHOBH S13 E02, & Winter House S03 E02
“Someone’s Going to Backhand You” - RHONY S14 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S04 E08, RHOBH S13 E02, & Winter House S03 E02
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We are having some BravoCon Fomo.
Real Housewives o…
“Slapped by a Thousand Dicks” - RHONY S14 E14 & RHOSLC S04 E07
“Slapped by a Thousand Dicks” - RHONY S14 E14 & RHOSLC S04 E07
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House of Villains .. Oh Jax
Real Housewives of New York S12 E14:
Well Jenna you are still our number one, a…
“No Dirty Here” - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E13 & RHOSLC S04 E06
“No Dirty Here” - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E13 & RHOSLC S04 E06
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House of Villains and Southern Charm.
Real Housewives of The OC S17 Reunion Part 2:
This actually…
“Zara and Steve Madden” - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E12 & RHOSLC S04 E05
“Zara and Steve Madden” - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E12 & RHOSLC S04 E05
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We need to talk about the RHOBH and RHOP trailers!
Real Housewives of The OC S17 Reunio…
“Stack ‘Em & Wrack ‘Em” - RHOC S17 E15, RHONY S14 E10 & RHOSLC S04 E03
“Stack ‘Em & Wrack ‘Em” - RHOC S17 E15, RHONY S14 E10 & RHOSLC S04 E03
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Shannon’s DUI and.. Wait did we hear this correctly.. Danielle Cabral and Jennifer Aydin are fight…
“I’m Not a Whore, I’m Just Bisexual” - RHOC S17 E14, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E09 & RHOSLC S04 E02
“I’m Not a Whore, I’m Just Bisexual” - RHOC S17 E14, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E09 & RHOSLC S04 E02
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DWTS, The Masked Singer, Special Forces and Bethenny giving …