The Real HouseMATES of New York
Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.
- Update frequency
- every 8 days
- Average duration
- 82 minutes
- Episodes
- 166
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
“Lions Walking into the Lyon’s Den” - RHOC S17 E13, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E08. & RHOSLC S04 E01
“Lions Walking into the Lyon’s Den” - RHOC S17 E13, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E08. & RHOSLC S04 E01
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Let’s talk about Lindsay and Carl.
Phaedra is BACK on Bravo! …
“It’s A Battle for Brooklyn” - RHOC S17 E12, RHOA S15 E16, RHONY S14 E07
“It’s A Battle for Brooklyn” - RHOC S17 E12, RHOA S15 E16, RHONY S14 E07
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We went to Battle for Brooklyn and hung out with the RHONJ ladies.
Real Housewives of Atlanta S15…
“GrubHub on Highways” - RHOC S17 E11, RHOA S15 E15, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E08, RHONY S14 E06
“Grubhub on Highways” - RHOC S17 E11, RHOA S15 E15, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E08, RHONY S14 E06
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Did someone just spill some tea about Benton?
Kim and Kroy filed for d…
“Sequence on a Plant” - RHOA S15 E14, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E07, RHONY S14 E05
“Sequence on a Plant” - RHOA S15 E14, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E07, RHONY S14 E05
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We listened to Bethenny and Rachel.. We have thoughts.
Real Housewives of Atlanta S15…
“The Chic Suite” - RHOC S17 E10, RHOA S15 E13, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E06, RHONY S14 E04
“The Chic Suite” - RHOC S17 E10, RHOA S15 E13, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E06, RHONY S14 E04
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In case you missed Below Deck this past week..
We have thoughts on Melissa a…
“We Also Need to Sit Facing True North” - RHOC S17 E08, RHOA S15 E11, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E04, RHONY S14 E02
“We Also Need to Sit Facing True North” - RHOC S17 E08, RHOA S15 E11, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E04, RHONY S14 E02
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Bethenny, Bethenny, Bethenny… wtf.
We have some ideas…
“I’m Gonna Eat Some Cheese, Then I’m Gonna f*ck Her Up” - RHOC S17 E07, RHOA S15 E10, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E03, RHONY S14 E01
“I’m Gonna Eat Some Cheese, Then I’m Gonna f*ck Her Up” - RHOC S17 E07, RHOA S15 E10, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E03, RHONY S14 E01
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Bethenny, Bethenny, Bethenny… wtf.
Gr…
“IMDB aka STFU” - RHOC S17 E05
“IMDB aka STFU” - RHOC S17 E05
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So much has happened in the Bravoverse last week.. We had to do a deep dive.
- Ariana is going to be on DWTS.
- Kim and Kroy aren’t getting div…
“Too Vagina” - RHOC S17 E04, RHOA S15 E08
“Too Vagina” - RHOC S17 E04, RHOA S15 E08
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Jess is watching Stars on Mars and Robert updates us on Kim Zolciaks Target debt.
Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep08:
We need At…
“So Long CUT” - RHOC S17 E03, RHOA S15 E07
“So Long CUT” - RHOC S17 E03, RHOA S15 E07
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We went to the live Leah McSweeny Show ft. Heather Gay! <3
Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep07:
We need Atlanta to be better.
R…
“Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp” - RHOC S17 E02, RHOA S15 E06, RHONJ REUNION PART 3, VPR SECRETS REVEALED
“Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp” - RHOC S17 E02, RHOA S15 E06, RHONJ REUNION PART 3, VPR SECRETS REVEALED
Vanderpump Rules Secrets Revealed:
We couldn’t NOT watch it.
Real Ho…
“A Dog’s Mouth is NOT Clean” - RHOC S17 E01, RHOA S15 E05, RHONJ REUNION PART 2, SUMMER HOUSE REUNION PART 2
“A Dog’s Mouth is NOT Clean” - RHOC S17 E01, RHOA S15 E05, RHONJ REUNION PART 2, SUMMER HOUSE REUNION PART 2
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2:
We are SO TIRED OF THIS MELISSA…
“Diabolical, Demented, Disgusting, Subhuman ” - VPR REUNION PART 3
“Diabolical, Demented, Disgusting, Subhuman ” - VPR REUNION PART 3
We have a new housemate that joined the family - Welcome Olivia! Olivia has had to listen to Jess talk about VPR so m…
“YELP SAYS WE ARE 9.6” - RHOA S15 E04, RHONJ REUNION PART 1, SUMMER HOUSE S07 REUNION PART 1
“YELP SAYS WE ARE 9.6” - RHOA S15 E04, RHONJ REUNION PART 1, SUMMER HOUSE S07 REUNION PART 1
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1:
Here we go.. Melissa vs. Teresa.
Summer House S0…
“You can speak to the side of my head.” - VPR REUNION PART 2
“You can speak to the side of my head.” - VPR REUNION PART 2 .. aka Scandoval part 2
Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 2:
Let the #Scandoval continue…
We can see right through you both S…
“The Higher the Hair the Bigger the Drama” - RHOA S15 E03, RHONJ TERESA’S WEDDING SPECIAL, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E15
“The Higher the Hair the Bigger the Drama” - RHOA S15 E03, RHONJ TERESA’S WEDDING SPECIAL, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E15
Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa’s Wedding Special:
“The higher the ha…
“That F*king F*ker is at Fault” - VPR REUNION PART 1
“That F*king F*ker is at Fault” - VPR REUNION PART 1
Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 1:
Every reunion after this needs to be uncensored, this is amazing.
We have lots of opinions.. One…
“Everyone Makes their Own Sandwiches” - RHOA S15 E02, RHONJ S13 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E14
“Everyone Makes their Own Sandwiches” - RHOA S15 E02, RHONJ S13 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E14
Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep15:
Melissa VS Teresa .. yet again.
Summer House S07 Ep14:
Th…
“#TEAMARIANA” - VPR S10 E15
“#TEAMARIANA” - VPR S10 E15
#Scandoval needed it’s own episode, we think you understand.
Our RHOA, RHONJ and Summer House recap will be up shortly!
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So this is why Rachel…
“Poo Poo Heads” - RHOA S15 E01, RHONJ S13 E14, VPR S10 E14, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E13
“Poo Poo Heads” - RHOA S15 E01, RHONJ S13 E14, VPR S10 E14, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E13
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THIS REUNION TRAILER IS EVERYTHING.
Oh and Kim Zolciak is getting divorced.
Real Housewive…