The Real HouseMATES of New York
Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.
- Update frequency
- every 8 days
- Average duration
- 82 minutes
- Episodes
- 166
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
“Stop Saying Dip Out You Dip Sh*t!” - RHONJ S13 E13, VPR S10 E13, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E12
“Stop Saying Dip Out You Dip Sh*t!” - RHONJ S13 E13, VPR S10 E13, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E12
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Sandoval is really leaning into his villain phase.
Is Erika Jayne anything without L…
“White House Correspondents B*tch” - RHONJ S13 E12, VPR S10 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E11
“White House Correspondents B*tch” - RHONJ S13 E12, VPR S10 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E11
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Brandi Glanville.. Please put your phone down.
About that RHOC trailer..
Real Housewi…
“You’re a Boogawolf” - RHONJ S13 E11, VPR S10 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E10
“You’re a Boogawolf” - RHONJ S13 E11, VPR S10 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E10
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Could RHONY be in our future?
Sorry, but Jess has to rant about Love Is Blind.
Real Housewives of …
“I’m Not Zen Anymore” - RHONJ S13 E09, VPR S10 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E08
“I’m Not Zen Anymore” - RHONJ S13 E09, VPR S10 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E08
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YESS we are getting our RHONY “Ultimate Girl’s Trip”.
Robert listened to Jax and Brittany’s podcas…
“Making a Mountain into a Mole Hole” - RHONJ S13 E08, VPR S10 E08, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E07
“Making a Mountain into a Mole Hole” - RHONJ S13 E08, VPR S10 E08, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E07
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We listened to Scheana’s podcast and she spilled the tea!
This season of Love is Bl…
“Put a Thought Together, I Know You Dan Do It” - RHONJ S13 E07, VPR S10 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E06
“Put a Thought Together, I Know You Dan Do It” - RHONJ S13 E07, VPR S10 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E06
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There was too much not to cover.
We think it was Schwartz who got into an…
“What Doesn’t Kill Me Better Run” - RHONJ S13 E06, VPR S10 E06, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E05
“What Doesn’t Kill Me Better Run” - RHONJ S13 E06, VPR S10 E06, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E05
OMG Housemates, this is our 100th episode! We cannot say thank you enough for all of the support and…
“Treating Her Like a Baby is an Insult to Babies” - RHONJ S13 E05, VPR S10 E05, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E04
“Treating Her like a Baby is an Insult to Babies” - RHONJ S13 E05, VPR S10 E05, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E04
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The #Scandoval continues..
Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep05:
Marg…
“Jenn Fessler DOESN’T Share Food! ” - RHONJ S13 E04, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E03
“Jenn Fessler DOESN’T Share Food! ” - RHONJ S13 E04, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E03
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No mention it all this episode. Sorry guys, the Tom and Raquel news just took over our lives.
Re…
“Bambi Eyed Bi*ch” - VPR S10 E04
“Bambi Eyed Bi*ch” - VPR S10 E04
The Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss news dropped the day we recorded, so we felt we needed to do a VPR ONLY episode. We had to dive into our feelings and…
“Uhh it’s Salad” - RHONJ S13 E03, VPR S10 E03, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E02
“Uhh it’s Salad” - RHONJ S13 E03, VPR S10 E03, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E02
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Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 trailer dropped and we have thoughts!
Real Housewives of New Jers…
“Who Can’t Fight Touching Cheese?” - RHONJ S13 E02, VPR S10 E02, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E01
“Who Can’t Fight Touching Cheese?” - RHONJ S13 E02, VPR S10 E02, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E01
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Jen Shah is officially in prison!
Clearly Kim was tardy to her party.. Her mansion is…
“The Year of Burning Bridges” - RHOP S07 E16, RHONJ S13 E01, VPR S10 E01
“The Year of Burning Bridges” - RHOP S07 E16, RHONJ S13 E01, VPR S10 E01
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Is anyone else excited for this new reality show with JUST villains, or is it just us?
Jacqueline …
“Old Cookie Monster Ass Bitch” - RHOP S07 E15, RHOSLC S03 Reunion Part 2
“Old Cookie Monster Ass Bitch” - RHOP S07 E15, RHOSLC S03 Reunion Part 2
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SOO MUCH HAS HAPPENED SINCE WE HAVE BEEN ON!
Robyn Dixon.. You stupid fucked up..
Brandi Galnville …
“Key to World Peace, Vibrators” - RHOP S07 E13, RHOSLC S03 E014
“Key to World Peace, Vibrators” - RHOP S07 E13, RHOSLC S03 E014
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In honor of the Vanderpump Rules and Summer House trailers we have some tea.
Did someone say Alex McCord on…
“6.5 Years? No Ma’am!” - RHOP S07 E12, RHOSLC S03 E013
“6.5 Years? No Ma’am!” - RHOP S07 E12, RHOSLC S03 E013
HAPPY NEW YEAR HOUSEMATES!!!
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Well we made it, Jen Shah’s sentencing… and we have thoughts.
Ding Dong the witch is gon…
“Please NEVER Come Back Onto Our Screens.. Jess” - RHOP S07 E10, RHOSLC S03 E011, Family Karma S03 E06 & Winter House S02 E09
“Please NEVER Come Back Onto Our Screens.. Jess” - RHOP S07 E10, RHOSLC S03 E011, Family Karma S03 E06 & Winter House S02 E09
Have a happy holiday housemates!! We will see you all in the…
“Deminimizing” - RHOP S07 E09, RHOSLC S03 E010, Family Karma S03 E05 & Winter House S02 E08
“Deminimizing” - RHOP S07 E09, RHOSLC S03 E010, Family Karma S03 E05 & Winter House S02 E08
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Sorry, but I had to talk about Sister Wives and Josh Seiter.
RHOM started and w…
“Austen Has No Balls” - RHOP S07 E08, RHOSLC S03 E09, Family Karma S03 E04 & Winter House S02 E07
“Austen Has No Balls” - RHOP S07 E08, RHOSLC S03 E09, Family Karma S03 E04 & Winter House S02 E07
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OK RHONY.. We are excited!
We see you Schwartzy ..
Real Housewives of Pot…
“Big Tree Fall Hard” - RHOP S07 E06, RHOSLC S03 E08, Family Karma S03 E02 & Winter House S02 E06
“Big Tree Fall Hard” - RHOP S07 E06, RHOSLC S03 E08, Family Karma S03 E02 & Winter House S02 E06
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… This new reboot of RHONY has us both a bit worried…
We clocked the Gorga…