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- Update frequency
- every 8 days
- Average duration
- 82 minutes
- Episodes
- 166
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
“You Smell Like Horse” - RHOSLC S02 E19
“You Smell Like Horse” - Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City S02 E19
Happy Lunar New Year!!!
Ok, so this episode started out as a canter and ended in a gallop.
No one needed, or wanted thi…
“Pact With Satan” - VPR S09 REUNION PART 1 & 2, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E02
“Pact With Satan” - VPR S09 REUNION PART 1 & 2, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E02
Mention It All:
Lisa Barlow’s hot mic spoiler!
About ‘she who must not be named’ live on Instagram..
Vanderpump Rules Re…
“Dinner Table of Horrors” - RHOSLC S02 E18
Due to the problematic cast, and the uncovering of Jennie’s social media posts, this recap is a bit different than our normal. Please bear wit…
“That Red Flag has Fireworks” - RHOC S16 E07, VPR S09 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E01
“That Red Flag has Fireworks” - RHOC S16 E07, VPR S09 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E01
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So about the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Jennie…
Vanderpump Rules S09 E15:
Thank g…
“Dingle-berries, Pool Floaties & Fist Fights” - RHOSLC S02 E17
“Dingle-berries, Pool Floaties & Fist Fights” - RHOSLC S02 E17
It’s time to engage because honestly, what ARE you all doing there if you can’t get along?!
Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 0…
“Wine Kingdom, and Subs & Saunas” - RHOC S16 E06, VPR S09 E14
“Wine Kingdom, and Subs & Saunas” - RHOC S16 E06, VPR S09 E14
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Those RHOSLC reunion looks….
And our SUMMER HOUSE thoughts before the new season starts!
VPR S09 E14:
We don’t …
“I’m Usually Right” - RHOSLC S02 E14, E15, & E16
“I’m Usually Right” - RHOSLC S02 E14 , E15, & E16
We missed Salt Lake nights. <3
Mary.. GO F OFF, and we can’t believe it, but we are team Lisa
Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:01:10
RHO…
“Come On get Up” - RHOC S16 E04 & E05, VPR S09 E12 & E13
“Come On get Up” - RHOC S16 E04 & E05, VPR S09 E12 & E13
Happy New Year Housemates!! We are so happy to be back!
VPR S09 E11 & E13:
This is getting very very boring…
James, you are the wor…
“Spicy Dumpling” - RHOC S16 E03, VPR S09 E11
“Spicy Dumpling” - RHOC S16 E03, VPR S09 E11
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Major RHOBH rumor?!?! What could it be?
RHOC S16 E03:
We are not Noella fans.
VPR S09 E11:
We love you Ariana.. But we cannot stan…
“Beelzebub & Klaus” - RHOSLC S02 E13
“Beelzebub & Klaus” - RHOSLC S02 E13
Mary’s got a nickname! .. And so does her house/closet..
Lisa, it’s time to take some accountability, should we introduce you to Teddy Gnatencamp?
Tim…
“Never the Right Time or the Right Place” - RHOC S16 E02, VPR S09 E10, RHUGT S01 E07
“Never the Right Time or the Right Place” - RHOC S16 E02, VPR S09 E10, RHUGT S01 E07
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Someone from RHOBH is getting demoted?!
Will LaLa come back if VPR gets renewed?
RHOC S…
“Coasters & Coffee Tables” - RHOSLC S02 E12
“Coasters & Coffee Tables” - RHOSLC S02 E12
Mary, you have earned yourself a nickname... now just what should it be? Tell us what you think on our Instagram, @therealhousematesofnewyork…
“This is a Semi-Precious Stone” Part 2 - RHOC S16 E01, RHUGT S01 E06
“This is a Semi-Precious Stone” Part 2 - RHOC S16 E01, RHUGT S01 E06
Since we had to cover FOUR shows, we broke this episode up into 2 parts. Thanks for listening! =)
RHOC S16 E01:
Our F…
“This is a Semi-Precious Stone” Part 1 - RHOP REUNION PART 4, VPR S09 E09
“This is a Semi-Precious Stone” Part 1 - RHOP REUNION PART 4, VPR S09 E09
Since we had to cover FOUR shows, we broke this episode up into 2 parts. Thanks for listening! =)
Mention it al…
“Sorry for the Grapes” - RHUGT S01 E05, RHOP REUNION PART 3
“Sorry for the Grapes” - RHUGT S01 E05, RHOP REUNION PART 3
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TomTom on Winter House?
Please let this be Ramona’s swan song!
RHUGT Day 5:
Ramona is the ABSOLUTE WORST!
RHOP…
“Swedish Christmas Hookers” - RHOSLC S02 E11
“Swedish Christmas Hookers” - RHOSLC S02 E11
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
I would definitely not want to cook an egg for Mary... can you get a DUI for drunk dog sledding... and please also send…
“Third World Two” - Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S01 Ep 01-04
“Third World Two” - Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S01 Ep 01-04
Our dreams have FINALLY come true and we were given this gift from the Peacock gods. Any Real Housewives fan unders…
“Toes for Nose” - VPR S9E8, RHOP REUNION PART 2
“Toes for Nose” - VPR S9E8, RHOP REUNION PART 2
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Stuart pled guilty!
Lala is bRand new.
Vanderpump Rules S09E08:
::yawn:: This needs to end.
RHOP REUNION PART 2:
Still sayi…
“Cheers to Vail” - RHOSLC S02 E10
“Cheers to Vail” - RHOSLC S02 E10
Hands down .. BEST EPISODE OF HOUSEWIVES .. EVER.
Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:06:37
RHOSLC: 00:06:37 -> 00:54:19
Outro: 00:54:19 -> end
Buzzsprout Sig…
“Fish First & Vaginal Work” - VPR S9E7, RHOP REUNION PART 1
“Fish First & Vaginal Work”
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No RHONY till 2023?!
RHOC trailer!
RHOP REUNION PART 1:
We are saying this now, THIS DOES NOT NEED TO BE 4 PARTS.
Vanderpump Rules S09E07:
Jame…