Downsizing

You only look like an idiot if you get a sunburn on your face.

Outro Song: Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes

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Also I haven't been sunburned yet, which has to count for something

Outro Song: Florida - Modest Mouse

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Straight up I am pooped and bushwhacked.

Outro Song: Tired of Waking Up Tired - The Diodes

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I'm about to look vagrant pilled

Outro Song: Hostage - Chelsea Grin

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There's an argument to be made I shouldn't be allowed to leave the house.

Outro Song: Sweet Baby Ray's Remix - Gravity Sound

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Maybe I'll finally get a bike.

Outro Song: Old Car - Whatever We Are

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If I lost power I would have just posted the transcript of this episode in the newspaper.

Outro Song: POWER - B.A.P.

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I'm about to start making Arthur Morgan thirst trap Tik Toks.

Outro song: Big Iron - Marty Robbins

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The podcast gods heard my cries and made it so easy to upload this episode. Now pay me $100,000,000 pls+ty

Outro song: Capybara - Sto-Lichnyj Ona-Nas

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My cat went on to try to eat more poison.... Dumb like his daddy

Outro Song: Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Frank Sinatra & Gene Kelly

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Here it is Justin sorry for the delay

Outro Song: Samurai Jack Theme - Will.i.am (I'm as surprised as you)

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Just in case anyone is confused my apology couldn't have been more sarcastic lol

Outro Song: Future Days - Pearl Jam

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Oh yeah Happy Valentines Day also. Probably don't listen to this the day it comes out, it's probably not the best thing to get you into the mood.... Unless it is, in which case, well, maybe make note…

Lol omg just got an ad for the last of us show so spooky they heard me lol

Outro Song: I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

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Got some "hot" takes up front if you know what I'm saying hahahahaha

Outro song: 99 Red Balloons - Goldfinger

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My horoscope says I'm going to get so ripped they're going to start calling me paper.

Outro song: Your Horoscope For Today -"Weird Al" Yankovic

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Seriously Ninja hmu

Outro Song: Help The Aged - Pulp

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I think if I could do a muscle up at my current weight I'd be a contender for strongest man alive.

Outro Song: Too Fat To Fly - Roger Alan Wade

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New year same me my brothers and sisters.

Outro Song: Happy - Pharrell

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