Downsizing Episode 18: Rupaul's Fat Race
I'm going to make merch that's just my face on a drink coaster and charge five thousand dollars for it. Actually no, I'll charge five million for an NFT of the coaster. No lowballers, I know what I…
Downsizing Episode 17: BDSM in the Time of Cola Wars
I've been thinking about buying a kilt. Not a tartan one, they make these like, battle kilts that quite frankly look really comfortable. I'm already wearing overalls everyday, I've got overall shor…
Downsizing Episode 16: My Only Fans Are Sugarmen
Well hey if this whole podcasting thing doesn't work out I hear crime pays!
Outro Song: Candyman - Christina Aguilera
Logo by Joey Rizk
Downsizing Episode 15: Cunning Linguist in DDO
I think if I start selling merch it has to be as stupid as possible. Like no shirts, no hoodies, only underwear, zip ties, and tea kettles. All with the Downsizing logo, of course. Nothing says su…
Downsizing Episode 14: Cherries, Chips, and ASMR
Do any of you know a good kombucha recipe? I got a starter kit, but I'm sure there's an upper limit to how good it can be. I want to make my own, but I don't want to go around throwing a bunch of s…
Downsizing Episode 13: Jogging From The Cops
Hey guys, it's me again. I'm just wondering if you know what's cool right now. I'm a little out of the loop. Is it Dr. Marten's? What does based mean? Based on what? How old am I? I'm in my twe…
Downsizing Episode 12: Bobby Flay Is My Team Captain
I don't know if I'm going to keep writing actual descriptions to these episodes. I mean everything you need to know is in the title. Maybe I'll use this section for philosophical ponderings. For e…
Downsizing Episode 11: Stoned and Obese
This week I earn myself a sociology degree merit badge by taking a look at some of the causes of obesity. The Take2 Podcast is in full swing in this episode folks, buckle up!
End song: Thick Thighs - …
Downsizing Episode 10: Navel Gazing At My Fursona
This week we switch things up a little bit and take stock of where we're at in this journey. Also belts, furries, and McDonald's.
End song: Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
Logo by Joey Rizk
Downsizing Episode 9: Zizek Taught Me Crossfit
This week I started a new podcast within the podcast, Take2! It's the podcast that tracks every time I flub a sentence and have to repeat it, often getting lost in the process. Merch for Take2 comi…
Downsizing Episode 8: Stunting on the Illuminati
This week is a portion controlled episode where I discuss anime, stunts, anime, the illuminati, and the food pyramid. My English is steadily improving, but my taste in media is not! Feast your ears …
Downsizing Episode 7: Gentlemen Vibing
Tune in this week as I take shots at Guy Ritchie, ramble about diets, and provide an academic analysis of P90X
Outro Song: My Chick Bad - Ludacris Ft. Niki Minaj
Podcast art by Joey Rizk
Downsizing Episode 6: Bad Doctors and Trying Not To Throw Up
Tune in this week to hear more doctor shit talk, as well as a food tour of all the foods that make your lip curl in disgust. Stay until the very end to hear me come apart completely!
Outro song: The…
Downsizing Episode 5: Anime, Soccer, and the Language Question
Tune in this week where I discuss some anime, some soccer (football if you're nasty), and I try to determine if I ever even spoke English in the first place. Keep your ears peeled for "gore was scoa…
Downsizing Episode 4: The Rage Episode
This is the technical difficulty special edition of Downsizing where, from a production standpoint, I figuratively slip and fall down a muddy hill. Along the way I discuss the history of gyms, which…
Downsizing Episode 3: Heroin on Steroids
Tune in this week as I talk about the intersection of drugs and pee in a scientifically illiterate state of delirium!
Outro song: Heavyweights - Fat Joe, Big Pun, 8Ball
Logo by Joey Rizk
Downsizing Episode 2: Big Heat and the Ultimate Truth
This week I talk about breaking some rules, what it takes to be a karateka, and something that almost made me throw up!
End song: Tempo - Lizzo
Downsizing Episode 1: Gravity and Fad Diets
This week I give what turns out to be a far too brief review of my week, followed by a survey of a variety of perplexing fad diets. Plus a staple of early podcast episodes: ads that have drastically…
Downsizing Episode 0: Mission Statement
Have you ever wanted to follow a weight loss journey of someone you don't know, completely in audio form so you can't actually see the progress? Then this is the podcast for you! Come along with me…