Downsizing Episode 59: A Bird in the Hand is My Biggest Fear
I just realized this episode is book ended with fear. Good name for a Hardy Boy's novel by the way. Anyone remember the Hardy Boys? They're like if the Scooby Doo gang were Republicans.
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Downsizing Episode 58: The Corncast
Downsizing Episode 57: Born to Quip, Forced to Type
Yo I'm straight up going to start a boba asmr tik tok
Outro Song: The Wheels on the Bus - Noodle and Pals
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Downsizing Episode 56: Just What The Doctor Ordered
Gonna go watch a movie named after me (Jackass lol).
Outro song: Testosterone - Bush
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Downsizing Episode 55: Bitchin' in the Kitchen
Update: The crunch wraps were pretty tight (yeah I made two)
Outro song: Gordon Ramsay Remix - TWH
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Downsizing Episode 54: You Should Probably Ignore My Adivce
Thinking about becoming a hentai model for the meme.
Outro Song: Tokyo Drift - Teriyaki Boys
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Downsizing Episode 53: Gear Talk
I think I'm going to create a tiktok account where I do all of the dances and the cute little trends, but the audio is just me unleashing a blood curdling scream for the entire video.
Outro song: Shar…
Downsizing Episode 52: One Yill
Literally doing the dishes as I post this because I'm straight up down to earth.
Outro song: The Dumb Song - Dale Watson
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Downsizing Episode 51: An Emotional T-Spin
I'm going to become the Magnus Carlsen of Tetris.
Outro song: Korobeiniki
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Downsizing Episode 50: Lots of Good Information
Answering some questions that certainly were directed at me.
Outro song: Like A Surgeon - Weird Al Yankovic
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Downsizing Episode 49: I Walked The Cat
I'm the dumbest person you know and I'm making great points.
Outro song: Livin' Fat - Fat Joe
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Downsizing Episode 48: Clinically Moronic
Might just fuck around and take real good care of myself.
Outro song: Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top
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Downsizing Episode 47: Dance Dance Resolution
Usually a deja vu is a glitch in the matrix; it means they changed something. In this case though, it's all because I changed nothing.
Outro song: Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
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Downsizing Episode 46: Show But Mostly Tell
News flash, buddy, this episode was removed for copyright reasons and had to be reuploaded in April of 2025. Unfortunately it was removed long before then, but then again I am a flawed man.
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Downsizing Episode 45: Bubble and Spreak
I think if this was a video podcast it would literally kill me.
Outro - My Dumbass
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Dpwnsizing Episode 44: Rot Roast
This one's a doozy.
Outro song: Time and Eric
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Downsizing Episode 43: Festive Espionage
Might want to give this one a listen all the way to the end fellas.
Outro Song: Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee
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Downsizing Episode 42: Poppin' Off
I'm just going to replace my entire diet with supplements and see how long I make it.
Outro song: Soda Pop - Britney Spears
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Downsizing Episode 41: Meet the Presses
Can I get workers comp working remotely if I throw my back out in my living room during work hours?
Outro song: POWER by B.A.P.
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Downsizing Episode 40: Thicc Weeb
I'm going to mold chakra until I can finally use lose-weight-no-jutsu.
Outro song: One Piece Rap - Freshco
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