Downsizing Episode 78: Over Eater
Really just going full basement troll on this one.
Outro Song: Resonance - T.M. Revolution
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Downsizing Episode 77: Hydrated-Ass Kitty
Think I might get myself sent to prison for the gym culture.
Outro Song: Glasses On - Collin Richardson
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Downsizing Episode 76: The REM Sleep Kid
Bro who knew sleep made you feel good?
Outro Song: Mr. Sandman - The Chordettes
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Downsizing Episode 75: Limoncello, How Are You?
I legit spilled so much and I'm just going to go to bed and not clean it up because I am an adult, which means I have the freedom to behave like a child.
Outro Song: Limoncello - Skratch Bastid
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Downsizing Episode 74: Meal Plan
All this math makes me crave a nice heaping helping of Soylent Green.
Outro Song: Hakuna Matata - The Lion King
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Downsizing Episode 73: Tony Baskin Robbins
So funny to say you're too fat for squats and deadlifts when powerlifters exist.
Outro Song: Oh...Canada - Classified
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Downsizing Episode 72: Red Knee Pits
I'm going to become The Avalanches of podcasting and just make an entire episode entirely out of samples of other podcasts.
Outro Song: Wedding March - BobMusic
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Downsizing Episode 71: What's Up With Clay Aiken?
No seriously, I put the whole song at the end, listen to the lyrics. My man made an incel anthem. Is there a statute of limitations on being an extra-large creep-eroni pizza?
Outro Song: Invisible -…
Downsizing Episode 70: Fisting the Ocean
You can't demonetize a free podcast, suckers.
Outro Song: NARUTO DUBSTEP REMIX! - PUNYASO Tunes
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Downsizing Episode 69: Nice
Nice
Outro Song: Limb From Limb - Protest the Hero
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Downsizing Episode 68: Red in the Face, Blue in the Mouth
It takes every ounce of will I have to not just constantly imitate that one guy's snore. If you know you know. By which I mean you know it's the funniest thing in the world.
Outro Song: I'm Blue - E…
Downsizing Episode 67: Canuck Alex Jones
Finished the episode early but fell asleep on the couch, so now I'm posting at 2:30 am. Balanced, as all things should be.
Outro Song: Il est des notres - Michel Durand et son orchestre
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Downsizing Episode 66: Operation Mail Fraud
My new goal body is Ichigo Kurosaki. Or maybe that Lieutenant guy that's always eating chips...
Outro Song: Infected - Bad Religion
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Downsizing Episode 65: Local Hot Guy Does ASMR
I'm going to get a binaural microphone so you can really feel like I'm sucking the energy out of you at a party.
Outro Song: My Kitchen - Gucci Mane
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Downsizing Episode 64: The Consequences of Customizing
I'm having a hard time moving these days, I guess it's all the ice in my veins.
Outro song: I said it in the episode you silly goose
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Downsizing Episode 63: Intergenerational Cringe
Don't worry, I made sure to go after both people who could beat me up in person, and also people that could steal my identity online.
Outro song: Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold
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Downsizing Episode 62: The Cough Drop Kid
I think I made my throat worse throughout this episode so never say I don't suffer for my art.
Outro Song: DJ Shithead - So Dumb
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Downsizing Episode 61: Down With The Sickness
Gonna straight up amputate my neck if it keeps acting out.
Outro Song: On The Precipice of Defeat - Shiro Sagisu
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Downsizing Episode 60: Feverishly Hot Takes
It's a chilling thought that if I get assassinated right after posting this episode, my last words will be about how much it costs to de-bottle your asshole.
Outro Song: Tu vuò fa' l'Americano - Renat…
Downsizing April Fools' Day Extravaganza!
I'm dummy thicc, but like in the British sense. That is to say, I'm a fucking idiot.
Outro Song: April Fools' - Rufus Wainwright
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