Downsizing Episode 159: Hair Tats
Really having a hard time not calling every person in my life "big dog."
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Downsizing Episode 158: Dumb Nerd
They call me Santa Claus cause I'm fat and I've got a list.
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Downsizing Episode 157: Circling Wolves
Might ask my barber to give me a mohawk and see how he does...
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Downsizing Episode 156: No More Rules
Wow what a turgid episode
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Downsizing Episode 155: Back To Google
I just bought 40 vegetable spring rolls for 5 dollars and the only thing stopping me from earing them all is having to log the calories. The system works.
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Downsizing Episode 154: Kinda Boring
I'm going to bed now guys sweet dreams <3
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Downsizing Episode 153: Go Around, Mon Ami
The 'Rolly remains undefeated
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Downsizing Episode 152: EDC Guy
Guys I got a poutine instead. Fried chicken is bad for you anyway
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Downsizing Episode 151: The Tapas Method
Might fuck around and deep fry a ham while I'm at it.
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Downsizing Episode 150: Premature Dopamine
I'm full to the brim with Christmas dinner and I couldn't think of a better time to have a little treat
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Downsizing Episode 149: Triple Feature
I'm like Ebert and Ropert if they were both one guy in their underwear sitting in their kitchen.
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Downsizing Episode 148: Deck The Halls
I wore the same sweater to two events but promise not to tell anyone
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Downsizing Episode 147: Mucus Mayhem
Who would have thought Sam Elliott was such a bad bitch....
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Downsizing Episode 146: Grindset Pilled
Turns out it was incline bench for ole Timmy Boy again today.
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Downsizing Episode 145: Charity Case
Gotta be careful not to throw up my charity all over the place.
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Downsizing Episode 144: Vehicular Incidents
Dodge projectile no-jutsu
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Downsizing Episode 143: Small Town Mentality
Seriously I think most of the people I email wouldn't pass a Turing test.
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Downsizing Episode 142: Village Hidden In Gas
I suffered from wind immediately after ending the recording.
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Downsizing Episode 141: Party Like It's 1991
The simple pleasures of not Googling every question that enters into my head cannot be overhyped.
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Downsizing Episode 140: Bud-dumber
295 and ready to thrive baby
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