Downsizing

My one regret is not buying Chinese cigarettes at the duty-free.

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Cut to me popping ghost peppers and trying to hit PRs in the gym.

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My legs are already feeling sore. Looks like no cardio for me babeeeeeeee

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I'll be running circles around David Goggins this time next year (provided he passes away and I can do it around his grave)

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Also pretty thankful I still have all of my fingers intact.

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I hope all this success doesn't go to my head.

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Yeah if anyone has a connection with the people selling buckets of mac and cheese on podcasts or whatever hmu

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Crunching leaves and slurpin' soup like I own the place

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If I download the shogi app you know I'm cooked

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I'm a regular health nut

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Wagging my finger like a damn flapper

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If Yakuza had a pizza making mini-game I would absolutely lose it.

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They don't call me the Dish Fairy for nothing. They don't call me that at all.

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Stirring chocolate like a witch at a cauldron.

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I'm about to invest in a pork pie hat and a twirlin' cane mark my words

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It'd carrot cake so technically it's a vegetable

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My boy's on the road to recovery

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My Vet's about to have a solid gold kennel

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Seriously I've got to use my diaphragm more when I scream my absolute guts out.

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Seriously it's so hot I'd rather be shoveling a side walk

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