Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 55 minutes
- Episodes
- 176
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
Horrible Lizard Person Plastic Surgery, John Wayne Gacy's Voice From Beyond The Grave, and Woman Rescued From Outhouse Toilet!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Technical Troubles Suck!
- Dave's Emotions!
- Dave's Wet Noodle!
- Show Notes Are Important!
- We Loved "The Nan Movie"!
- Elon Musk Is A Huge Prick!
- Reddit Porn!
- Pa…
00:52:35 |
Tue 26 Apr 2022
Paul's "Thor: Love and Thunder" Excitement, Gross Buffet Stories, and Our Great Big Huge Awesome Announcement!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Leonard!
- Languages!
- Buffoonery!
- Donnie and Marie and Incest Porn!
- Ya Basic Colours!
- Dave's Stroke Causes Paul To Take Over Theme Song Duties!
- Recorders In…
00:55:48 |
Tue 19 Apr 2022
Frank Langella Fired For Sexual Harassment, Paul Can't Say 'Subliminal', and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- More Sing Song!
- Boot Scootin' Boogie!
- We Love Amy Sedaris! Please Don't Cease And Desist Us!
- We Love Tina Fey and All Her Shows!
- Plane Masturbation!
- Bad…
00:54:13 |
Sat 16 Apr 2022
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars" Season 7, More Florida Man Shenanigans, and Recycling Fun with Paul!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- CeCe Peniston - Finally is a Bop!
- 60+12=72!
- More French Lessons!
- David Attempts a Jingle Again!
- More PEP Please!
- Drag Race All Stars Season 7 Queens!
- W…
00:50:25 |
Thu 14 Apr 2022
Paul's Spooky Stories, We Watched "Jimmy Savile: A British Horror Story", and When You're The Only Bottom At The Orgy!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Nat King Cole!
- 71 Makes You Cum!
- Subconscious Brain Habits!
- Eye Flickering!
- We're Cat Food!
- Nope...They're Picky!
- Poopsicles!
- Foley Artist, Paul!
- Dave'll Be…
00:54:17 |
Tue 12 Apr 2022
People Are Disgusting, Dave's Family's Dark Secret, and Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Bubble Butts and Colored Strips of Leather!
- French Numbers Make a Comeback!
- Perplexed David!
- Episode 1 Has A Surprise At The Beginning!
- Let's Do A New P…
00:57:23 |
Sat 09 Apr 2022
More Australian Spiders (Thanks Blanche!), "The Bubble" Disappointed Us, and Amazon Finally Has A Union!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Sexy Sensuality For Episode 69!
- Juvenile Jokes and Farts!
- Blanche and Her Spiders!
- Annoying Sirens! DIE QUIETLY PLEASE!
- Funnel Web Spiders Scare The Shi…
00:58:43 |
Thu 07 Apr 2022
Todrick Hall Is A Horrible Tenant, Huge Spiders Invade Cars In Australia, and Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Dave Actually Wasn't Ready!
- Burps Before Herps!
- The Abstinence Club!
- "Moonfall" Continues To Be Trash!
- David Niven Jokes!
- The Wayne Brady Strain Makes a …
00:56:40 |
Sat 02 Apr 2022
'Florida Man' Stupidity, Man Masturbates at Starbucks, and WTF Random Facts!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Oldie Time Diseases!
- Colonialism Sucks!
- Alligator Snacks!
- Bath Salts Are Fun!
- Cannibalism Is Good for Protein!
- Phone Searches!
- Semen Faces!
- Placenta!
- Design…
01:00:18 |
Thu 31 Mar 2022
Will Smith Smacked Chris Rock At The Oscars, Woman Suffers A 'Gastrointestinal Fiasco' (aka A Fart Attack), and Kim Kardashian's Non-Apology Apology!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Somewhere Over The Rainbow!
- Preparation H!
- Pink Eye!
- Dave Forgot To Sing Last Episode!
- 69!
- The Bitch Slap Heard Round The World!
- AWKWARD!
- Jada Pinkett Smit…
00:53:25 |
Tue 29 Mar 2022
Leonard's Dramatic Cat Puke(s), Hilarious Cremation Stories, and Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- It's Friday Night!
- Dave Misses The Episode Number For The First Time!
- The Normies Vs The ADHDs!
- Paul Being Hit On!
- Paul - Extrovert/Dave - Introvert!
- Suc…
00:59:10 |
Sat 26 Mar 2022
Dave's Late Night Elderly Noises, Paul Pooped in the Car, and Dead Body in a Pub Freezer for 10 Years!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Paul Singing Again!
- Feeling Our Oats!
- 7 Inches of Vitamin D!
- Liquid Dreams!
- The Danny Nucci Accent!
- Je Suis Fat and Gay!
- CD Changers!
- Cocktails!
- Dave Says E…
00:48:53 |
Thu 24 Mar 2022
"Human Resources" Is Hilarious, Poltergeists Infest A British Street, and Adults Adopting Adults!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- David. Not Dave!
- Paul's 20s...not the 1920s!
- Dave Is 50 This Year!
- YOLO!
- Dave's Rock Hard Ass!
- Paul Wants A Diamond!
- Blood Diamonds!
- Paul Doesn't Wear Jew…
01:00:24 |
Tue 22 Mar 2022
Inappropriate Masturbation, CIA Amy's 1970s Girl's School Rules, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Trivia Time Poop Edition!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Leonard!
- A New Song Every Episode? How Bob's Burgers Of Us!
- Linda and Tina!
- Archer Is Sexy ASF!
- Aisha Tyler Is Hilarious!
- Nice Bums!
- Carpet Is Better Tha…
00:57:21 |
Sat 19 Mar 2022
Daylight Savings Time Sucks, Giant Fist Sized Spiders Invading the East Coast, and Paul Teaches Dave About Snake Island!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- SUCK THE BLUE!
- Warm Temperatures!
- Fog!
- Sucking Cock in Hell!
- Missing/Fused Appendages!
- Empathy Simulator!
- Karens!
- "The Running Man"!
- Flying Time!
- Daylight Sa…
00:59:22 |
Thu 17 Mar 2022
Kim Kardashian Thinks No One Wants To Work Anymore, Amy Sedaris Is Comic Gold, and Jail Time with Jussie Smollett!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Notorious Piece of Trash, Kim Kardashian!
- French Numbers!
- Bored Drinking!
- Bubbles!
- Paul the TikTok Star!
- Kim Kardashian - Out of Touch Bimbo!
- Twitter Gets…
00:55:40 |
Sat 12 Mar 2022
Chet Hanks Is A Clout Chasing Schmuck, Paul Reveals His Tanning Bed Past, and Mid-Week Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Chicago!
- Rhyming Songs!
- Heaven AND Hell!
- God Cares When/If You Masturbate!
- "The Good Place"!
- Leonard!
- Fake French!
- Back Problems!
- Baby Paul!
- Chet Hanks Is A …
00:57:18 |
Thu 10 Mar 2022
Our First Haunting Podcast Crossover Episode, "Black Dynamite" is Hilarious, and Paul Introduces Dave to "Living Single"!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Ill Dave!
- Movement Disorders!
- "Little Shop of Horrors"!
- Fozzie Bear!
- No Happy Endings!
- Jacked Jonathan Lipnicki!
- Dead Teen Heart Throbs!
- "Small Soldiers"!
- K…
01:01:53 |
Tue 08 Mar 2022
We Stand In Solidarity With Ukraine, Explosive Diarrhea Times Three, and Our Favourite Childhood Cartoons!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Do You Know The Way To I'm So Gay?!
- Sing Song Again!
- French Insults!
- Molesty Priests!
- Congested Paul and Lilly!
- Spring Cleaning!
- Leonard!
- We Stand In Solid…
01:00:54 |
Tue 01 Mar 2022
Paul Is A Gourmet Cook, CIA Amy Totally Ate Her Twin in the Womb, and More "I Wish I Didn't Know" Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Evan Hansen!
- Jerry Lewis' Perversion!
- Tom and Bert Stole A Great Gay Podcast Name!
- Sometimes We Just Don't Feel Fresh!
- Lilac Breeze!
- WE NEED MORE BLUE LI…
00:58:45 |
Sat 26 Feb 2022
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