Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 55 minutes
- Episodes
- 176
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
Microsoft Outlook Foils Starbucks' Union Busting Efforts, Dave's Experience with Opioids, and The Tale of the Unflushable Poop!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- We Eliminate Cottonmouth!
- Dave Goes Off The Rails Immediately!
- LEONARD!
- Hydration Is Important!
- Sing Songs!
- Starbucks Fucks Up Attempt At Union Busting!
- S…
00:56:04 |
Thu 24 Feb 2022
We LOVE "What We Do In The Shadows" and "The Righteous Gemstones", Celebrate Pauly Shore as "Pinocchio", and Paul Grosses Dave Out With A Nasty Ectopic Tooth Story!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- It's FAMILY DAY! YAY!
- Dave's Movement Disorder Makes An Appearance!
- TAPEY THE TAPEWORM!
- Cocaine Flavoured Coke!
- Heroin Over The Counter? Yes Please!
- Dave…
00:52:38 |
Tue 22 Feb 2022
Dave Gets Emotional About the State of the World, Trivia Time with "I Wish I Didn't Know", and Tiny Hands Trump Finally Has a Horrible Week!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Trigger Warning Disclaimer!
- Wine Reviews With Paul!
- Dave Practices "Yes, And!" With Paul!
- Edwardo!
- Pasta vs Pasta, and Herbs vs Herbs!
- Tim Horton's Bague…
00:58:01 |
Sat 19 Feb 2022
Woman Wants to Marry Ghost Groomzilla Part Deux, Paul's Bingo Bra Money Experience, and The Fattest Things We've Ever Done!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Off The Top Wheezing!! David Can't Control Himself!
- ALL THE DOLLS!
- Paul Tries To Explain What's Going On During The Wheezing!
- David Can't Hear Paul Whi…
00:59:07 |
Thu 17 Feb 2022
Paul's Tipsy Thoughts About the Trucker Convoy, Woman Can't Find Wedding Venue To Marry Her Ghost Groom, and Dave Takes An 80s Pop Culture Quiz!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Drunken Paul!
- Long Toilet Flushes!
- Trucker Convoys in Windsor Ontario!
- Paul's Righteous Anger!
- Janet Jackson Seems Sad!
- Paul's Drinking is Problematic!
- 15…
00:57:26 |
Sat 12 Feb 2022
Futurama Gets Another Season, Dave Takes An 80s TV Quiz, and We Love Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Sexy Times!
- Leonard!
- Question - Are We Putting Out Too Much Content?
- A New Futurama Season Is On The Way!
- Fat Phone Fingers Fuck Up!
- We're Ladies Compare…
00:55:36 |
Thu 10 Feb 2022
Yacht Owning Jeff Bezos Continues To Be A Huge Douche, We Play "I Wish I Didn't Know", and Joe Rogan's Misinformation Train!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Sing Songs!
- Baking!
- Creaming!
- Silky Nutmeg Chocolate Ganache!
- Lemon Squares!
- Old Necks and Hands!
- More Toxic Vocal Fry!
- Rudy Giuliani Causes Masked Singer …
00:57:32 |
Sat 05 Feb 2022
Paul Becomes A Baker, Dave LOVES Teeny Tiny Hands, and Vocal Fry is Trash!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- 20cm = 7.87 Inches = SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!
- Snow!
- Al Pacino!
- Paul Bakes! Leonard Attacks!
- Floof Powder!
- Paul Hates Almond!
- Leonard's Tale!
- We Don't Talk …
00:58:19 |
Thu 03 Feb 2022
Paul Talks About The Year of the Water Tiger, William Desmond Taylor's 100th Death Day, and We Get So Emotional Baby!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- KUNG HEI FAT CHOY! Happy Lunar New Year!
- Jean Claude Van Damme The Musical!
- Paul is a Lion, a Tiger, AND a Bear, Oh My!
- Dave is a Rat!
- Paul is a Gay B…
00:58:28 |
Tue 01 Feb 2022
Happy 36th Birthday to the Challenger Disaster, Dave Takes An 80s Movie Quiz, and The Susan Lucci of "RuPaul's Drag Race"!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Finger Blasting!
- Water Pistol Cat Frolics!
- The Challenger Disaster!
- Paul Was Once a Scrambled Egg!
- Blanche Makes Another Appearance!
- More Australian Acce…
01:01:25 |
Sat 29 Jan 2022
Our Scholastic Book Fair Memories, Adele's Caesars Concert Cancellation Conundrum, and Sex Facts From 1922!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- The 45th Episode Spectacular!
- Paul's Singing!
- Man Caves Are Gross!
- Head Movements Are Funny!
- Honey Badger Mom!
- Paul Thinks Dave is a Man!
- Dave's Death is …
00:58:07 |
Thu 27 Jan 2022
Dave's Bad Pot Reaction Part 2, Gay Jokes, and What Grinds Paul's Gears!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- A Tribute To Jim Croce!
- Time Life Books!
- Paul Finally Comes Out!
- We Speak Canadian!
- Paul Is Breathy In A Sexy Way!
- Our Heater!
- Paul Is Mellow Yellow!
- Leona…
00:53:30 |
Tue 25 Jan 2022
Dave Laughs for 15 Minutes About a Toilet, Instagram Sucks At Taking Our Money, and More Celebrity Death Notices!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Gross Mouth Sounds!
- It's Friday Night! We're Gonna Get Drunk! We're Gonna Get Laid! We're Gonna Be Late On Mondee!
- Penis Pump Fears!
- Watch the PSI Whil…
00:54:41 |
Sat 22 Jan 2022
Paul's Sleepy Chicken TikTok Trend, We Need To Talk About "Prince" Andrew, and We Love Jim Rash!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- The Many Corrections of Paul!
- Jonathan Groff's Story is Sus!
- Leonard's Abused Life!
- Saturday Night Emergency Vet Visits for Crystals!
- Our Cats Can't Be …
00:55:49 |
Tue 18 Jan 2022
Paul Tries To Teach Dave About French Numbers, Our First Podcast Fight, and RuPaul's Drag Race News!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Friday Night! Gonna Get Drunk! Gonna Get Laid! Gonna Be Late on Mondee!
- French Numbers!
- The Sing Song is Strong in This One!
- This Merriam Webster Bitch…
00:57:38 |
Sat 15 Jan 2022
Stephen Tobolowsky is Awesome, The Norwegian Military's Used Panties, and Paul Reads More Hilarious Product Reviews!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- French 40!
- Celebrity Followers!
- Stephen Tobolowsky is Everyone's Uncle!
- Paul's Corrections!
- Bimbos!
- "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is Ridiculously F…
00:54:44 |
Thu 13 Jan 2022
RIP Bob Saget and Sidney Poitier (But Not Robert Durst), Dave Loves Hollywood Crime Scene, and Our Hot Take on the "Dexter New Blood" Reboot!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- "Definition"!
- Thrussies!
- Poorly Spoken French!
- Dramatic Gays!
- Bongs!
- Isolation Arguments!
- Ignorant Families!
- Challenger Disasters and Old NASA Jokes!
- Januar…
00:58:51 |
Tue 11 Jan 2022
Vegan Nearly Kills Non-Vegan Roommate with Fake Meat, Selling Farts is LUCRATIVE ASF and Dangerous For One's Health, and "Queer Eye" Makes Us Cry!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Immediate Wheezing!
- Failing the Gay Test!
- Paul Singing!
- Roller Skates!
- The Gay Pied Piper!
- "In and Out" Nancy Boy!
- Paul Just Wants to Dance!
- Coco Was Actua…
00:57:36 |
Thu 06 Jan 2022
RIP Betty White, Amazon's Alexa Nearly Kills Child, and DoorDash Executives Don't Want to Deliver!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- The Poorly Sung "Golden Girls" Theme Song!
- Paul's Sister is Listening!
- RIP Betty White, and Fuck You, 2021!
- SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU 2021!!!!
- Leonard Acts Up…
00:59:17 |
Tue 04 Jan 2022
Dave Fainted Himself Off the Toilet, Ghislaine Maxwell Is Guilty ASF, and A Very Happy New Year to You All!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- The New Year's Eve Spectacular!
- Paul Sings!
- Irritating Aunt Sharon!
- Dave Fainted Himself Off the Toilet, Much to Paul's Chagrin!
- ASMR Can Noises Make Pa…
00:50:40 |
Fri 31 Dec 2021
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