Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 55 minutes
- Episodes
- 176
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
We LOVE "Severance", The New Gay Golden Girls Show, and Teens Try to Kill Mother Over Wi-Fi Dispute!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Dave's brain doesn't work!
- Mr. Short Term Memory!
- In the way, Dave!
- Negativity AWAY!
- Levity! Brevity!
- A dollar in the douche jar!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEVIN!
- Ai…
00:52:00 |
Sun 30 Mar 2025
Dave Had Spinal Fusion Surgery, Gay Humpback Whale Orgy, and Couple Forced to Sit Next to Corpse on Long Haul Flight!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Tinnitus!
- Defective Q-Tips!
- Disgusting ear detritus!
- Paul gets real!
- Back surgery is scary!
- Pain meds are fun!
- Red heads are weird!
- Catheters aren't fun!
- Yo…
00:52:42 |
Sun 09 Mar 2025
We Talk Crocs, The Female Orgasm, and Woman's Fun DNA Test Ends in Murder Arrest!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Zoo-bee-zoo-bee-zoooooo!
- David hates something!
- Paul's zen vibe!
- Dave's Ninja Slushy machine desire!
- McDonald's pop tastes different!
- Crocs are ridiculou…
00:42:31 |
Sun 15 Dec 2024
We LOVED "Wicked" the Movie, Paul Discovered "Kath & Kim", and The New York United Healthcare CEO Murder!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Black mold everywhere!
- It's Brittany Murphy, David!
- We ain't dead yet!
- We were blown away by "Wicked", the movie!
- Oz was dark!
- The book was darker!
- Let's …
00:46:14 |
Sat 07 Dec 2024
Paul LOVES Brian Jordan Alvarez's "English Teacher", Raygun Named World's #1 Breakdancer, and Dave's Elderly Facebook Reels Addiction!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Paul's irritation!
- Irritating tics!
- Leonard!
- Dave might just be a bit irritating...!
- Little brother, Dave!
- White person taco night!
- Pico de Gallo!
- Boring r…
00:47:52 |
Sun 15 Sep 2024
Paul's Demure & Mindful Love of Feta Cheese, Australia's Incredible Olympic "Breakdancer" Raygun, and 26-Inch Eel Extracted out of Man's Anus!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Why is Dave doing what he's doing? To annoy you! Is it working?
- Paul is very demure and mindful!
- Dave got French right!
- Sassy Paul is out to play!
- Jools…
00:46:53 |
Sun 18 Aug 2024
Ontario Booze Merchants on Strike, RIP Shannen Doherty and Others, and Florida Man Sneezes Out His Intestines!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Episode 69 with someone planking on top!
- Saturday recordings!
- Dave is a little old man!
- LCBO on Strike!
- Doug Ford, brother of Crackhead Rob Ford!
- Dangero…
00:43:59 |
Sun 21 Jul 2024
Harrison Butker is a Jackass, Kids Experience Carnage at the Zoo, and Our Thoughts on "Baby Reindeer"!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Harrison Butker wants his wife in the kitchen making cookies!
- The Rule of Thumb was a thing!
- It's 2024, for goodness’ sake!
- Trad Wife movement is ridic…
00:50:28 |
Sat 18 May 2024
We Experienced the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse, JoJo Siwa Thinks She Invented Gay Pop Music, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Laughter!
- Intros are fun!
- Amy Sedaris night!
- More WINE!
- Bye bye, OJ!
- Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind!
- We experienced solar eclipse totality!
- B…
00:47:55 |
Sat 13 Apr 2024
We Saw "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire", Man Hacks Wife's LinkedIn to Expose Her Affair, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- It's WINE o'clock!
- French butcher!
- Gewürztraminer wine!
- David is a cheap drunk, apparently!
- Paul is a fantastic chef!
- Soy sauce problems!
- We enjoyed "Ghos…
00:51:47 |
Sat 06 Apr 2024
Remembering John Candy, Let's Boycott Kellogg's, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Gross songs! Thanks, Tim!
- Yeast is still gross!
- Paula Abdul!
- Paul's songs and music ADHD!
- Yes, and?!
- Madonna is a jackass to her fans!
- We love sleeping!
- Mo…
00:53:37 |
Sat 16 Mar 2024
Dave's Crazy BLT Sandwiches, Couple Use Human Yeast to Make Cinnamon Rolls, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Saturday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- The BEE GEES!
- Dave is a lady boy man!
- We're a day late, but yer getting an episode!
- Paul is the animal nanny!
- Olive the dog!
- Dave, the BLT master!
- No basi…
00:52:05 |
Sun 25 Feb 2024
We Weren't Shocked by "Saltburn", Jon Hamm is Tired of People Talking About His Penis, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Paul's congestion!
- It's Amy Sedaris night!
- Low energy Friday!
- Hey Julieta, Diana, and Brit!
- Paul is empathetic! Dave...not so much!
- Dave was molested? WH…
00:52:15 |
Sat 10 Feb 2024
TV Shows Paul is Excited About, Tesla Trash, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- A Spanish flea!
- Happy 2024!
- Paul got COVID!
- Our fun health issues! YAY!
- We're boiling, globally speaking!
- SAD = Great acronym!
- Paul's TV show dreams!
- "Curb…
00:55:11 |
Sat 27 Jan 2024
Rudy Giuliani Finally Faces Some Consequences, Family's Christmas Lights Display Irks Neighbours, and Christmas Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Ron the Gay Nosed Reindeer!
- I'm a power, dom top!
- Brutalized French, yet again!
- Ghouliani is SCREWED! YAYYYYY!
- Abuse of power finally slapped down!
- Andre…
00:55:54 |
Sat 16 Dec 2023
Our Christmas Memories, Couple has Sex the Wrong Way for Four Years, and Christmas Movie Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Bing Crosby was a Christmas monster!
- Chevy Chase is a complete dirtbag!
- Schwetty Jingle Balls!
- Terry Bitchy!
- "Candy Cane Lane" is the shepherd's pie of …
00:54:25 |
Sat 09 Dec 2023
Paul's "Wicked" Musical Memories, Methamphetamine and Lego, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Bad Beyoncé!
- Low energy!
- Hey Macao! Give us a dingle!
- Name change to "It's been a Hot Minute!"!
- Welcome to our newest Patreon member, KEVIN! Hey Kevin!
- …
00:54:29 |
Sat 25 Nov 2023
Our Friend Kevin's Airplane Poop Story, Colorado Funeral Home's Corpse Collection, and Zombie Movie Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Creamy goodness!
- More attempted French!
- Ronnie Vino says hello!
- More poopy plane fun!
- Debagging??!!
- Steamy bathroom floor poo!
- Accident or on purpose? YOU…
00:53:29 |
Sat 21 Oct 2023
Crime Scene Sex Doll Temptation, More Stupid Baby Names, and Horror Movie Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Sausages and dryers!
- October Friday the 13th, baby!
- Trumped solar eclipses!
- Dave is a hot dog aficionado!
- Paul enjoys mouth feel!
- Alcoholics!
- Lips and Ass…
00:51:01 |
Sat 14 Oct 2023
Stolen Salad, Delta's Diarrhea Plane, and Horror Movie Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Diarrhea, plop plop!
- When in doubt, reboot!
- David's issues! AGAIN!
- Welcome to our new Patreon member, Abigail!
- Depression is fantastic!
- Hot sex in the ma…
00:52:51 |
Sat 07 Oct 2023
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