Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 55 minutes
- Episodes
- 176
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
Leonard's Vet Issues, "The Last of Us" is Amazing, and George Santos' Huge Brass Balls Part Deux!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Homosexual singing birds!
- It's been a hot minute!
- January sucks!
- Peanut butter jelly time!
- Leonard's poops!
- Heathers!
- Vets cost money!
- Fashion show hunger …
Rejected Ontario Licence Plates, Funeral Director Sentenced to 20 Years for Selling Body Parts, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Paul's singing!
- "King of the Hill" doobie sessions!
- Age differences!
- Book store vibrators!
- Orgasm discounts!
- Rejected Ontario licence plates!
- Dave's bum e…
Happy New Year 2023, Paul's Anger at Rolling Stone's The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time, and George Santos' Huge Brass Balls!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- HAPPY NEW YEAR!
- Pooping your pants!
- More French numbers!
- Blizzards!
- Excess packaging!
- Side effects!
- It's actually "Hendrick's Gin"!
- Daddy!
- Charcuterie!
- "Viol…
A Very Special Podcast Crossover Episode with: Caitlyn and Cassie from PNW Haunts & Homicides!
Tonight, we have a very special crossover episode with our friends Caitlyn and Cassie from PNW Haunts & Homicides!
Join Caitlyn and Cassie as they chat about true crime, the paranormal, …
Woman Can't Figure Out How to Eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange, Our Christmas Traditions, and Friday Night Christmas Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Silent Night!
- Amy Sedaris night!
- Lilly and Leonard!
- Disney mascots!
- Leonard!
- Pudding poops!
- Feline irritable bowel syndrome!
- Mississauga Animal Hospital!
- Pa…
A Very Special Guest Episode with: Stephen Tobolowsky!
Tonight, we host our very special guest: Stephen Tobolowsky!
Stephen Tobolowsky is one of the leading character actors today. He has appeared in over 200 movies and television shows.
H…
Jesus Tells Woman to Open Plane Door Mid-Flight, Hot Gay Reverend Expertly Takes Down Twitter Troll, and Christmas Movie Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Decemberfest!
- Low energy Friday night!
- Bisexual VAX received!
- 5G microchips in our heads! Yay!
- We love "Welcome to Chippendales"!
- We don't know, Margo!
- On…
"A Christmas Story Christmas" Has a Hilarious Plot Hole, Woman Running Errands in Toronto Jabbed by Needle, and Woman Arrested for Shutting Off Roommate's Ventilator!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- IT'S CHRISTMAS!
- Bong Crisby!
- No spirit here!
- So, Christmas!
- Pilk sounds disgusting!
- No dairy in my pop, please!
- Dave's Malt Shop days!
- Ambrosia salad!
- "A Ch…
"Disenchanted" Has as Much Charm as "Hocus Pocus 2", We LOVE "Wednesday", and Florida Woman Starts A Velveeta Class Action Lawsuit!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- ABBA!
- Wrong lyrics!
- Lilly and Leonard!
- Cacophony of malaise!
- Choices have consequences!
- LEONARD!
- Paul loves "The Great British Bake Off"!
- Dave loves cake!
- W…
Groom Shows Up to Wedding in a Casket, Woman's Rag Doll Husband Cheats On Her, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Happy Black Friday!
- Paul's back pimple!
- Lots of contact lenses!
- Paul loves pimple popping! Dave does not!
- "Chucky" Season 2 was wild!
- Happy belated Thank…
A Very Special Guest Episode with: John Billingsley!
Tonight, we host our very special guest: John Billingsley!
John Billingsley has been a prolific character actor working across stage and screen for over three decades. In film, he is p…
Man-sized Emotional Support Teddy Bear, We Need to Talk About Twitter, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- It's been a while!
- Dave bombs...and melts!
- Leonard!
- Dave's disorder is a cheap date!
- Paul loves insanity!
- So, it's not a real baby?!
- Paul's genuine concer…
Our Friend Doug is in a Movie, Dave's Sugar Free Candy Gastrointestinal Explosion Part Deux, and Air Dropping Nudes on a Plane!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Paul thinks "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" might be racist!
- Paul isn't really a Canadian, apparently!
- River Dancing!
- Yes, Paul...Gordon Lightfoot…
Dave's Sugar Free Candy Gastrointestinal Explosion, We Need to Talk about Twitter, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Sassy Beginnings!
- Loud Explosive Farts and Liquid Hot Magma!
- No Rings of Fire!
- Maude Flanders' Unflavoured Sitz Baths!
- Bea Arthur!
- Dave isn't Anti-Woke b…
It's Dave and Paul's Halloween Argument Episode, Empathy Heals' Terrifying "We've Been Robbed" Story, and Our Final Edition of Horror Movie Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- More Bickering! This Time about the Definition of "Zaddy"!
- Our Best Work Comes out of Strife!
- 2 Syllables are Better than 1 in an Argument!
- "Murdoch My…
The New Hit UK TV Show: "My Massive C**k", Harvey Weinstein and his Lawyer are Scumbags, and Our Favourite Halloween TV Shows!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Puttin' on the Ritz!
- Leonard!
- Sharp Notes!
- Massive Cocks!
- I've Never Done this Before!
- PhD in Cocksuckology!
- Grey Sweat Pants!
- World Average = 4.8 Inches! …
"Twister" Scared the Hell out of Childhood Paul, More of our Horror Movie Faves, and Another Halloween Edition of Horror Movie Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Clam-O-Naise for Days!
- French Bisexual Confusion!
- Sorry, Emp!
- Lotsa Bidets!
- Picture it: Sicily, 1922!
- Lack of Energy!
- Casper the Friendly Boy!
- Cock Bark!
- Er…
"Halloween Ends" Wasn't Great, "Hocus Pocus 2" and "Ghostbusters" Halloween Airbnb Listings, and 80s Horror Movie Edition of Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- The Return of Our Bickering!
- Amy Sedaris Night!
- To Avoid "Halloween Ends" Spoilers, Please Fast Forward to: 15:56!
- The First Kill was Unintentionally H…
A Very Special Guest Episode with: Kerri Kenney-Silver!
Tonight, we host our very special guest: Kerri Kenney-Silver!
Kerri Kenney-Silver is perhaps best known as "Deputy Trudy Wiegel" from Reno 911! for which she has received five Emmy nomi…
Man Gets Testicle Stuck in Ikea Stool, Paul's Chow Mein Disaster, and Spooky Scary "Halloween" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Patrick Stewart is a Great Narrator!
- Tattoos Galore!
- Shaking Ghost Toys!
- Wheezing Dave!
- Talk Sex with Dave!
- Cherry Pie!
- Jeffrey Dahmer Sucks!
- Testicle Show…