Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 55 minutes
- Episodes
- 176
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
Woman Attacked by Wildlife, Woman Divorces her Ghost Groom, and Woman Finds her Mom's Dildo!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Dusty Rose, Crystal Chandelier, and Mavis Ferryweather!
- Butchered French!
- We love Amy Sedaris!
- 1-900-Wank-Me!
- 250,000 or bust!
- RIP Johnny Hardwick!
- Fallin…
00:51:11 |
Sat 12 Aug 2023
We Saw "Barbie" at the Drive In, We've Gone From Global Warming to Global Boiling, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- RIP Sinéad O'Connor!
- Madonna...girl!
- "Barbie"! AT THE DRIVE IN!!!
- Discomfort at the drive in!
- Paul's crankiness!
- Delicious snacks!
- Paul's "Barbie" score: …
00:59:01 |
Sat 29 Jul 2023
Colleen Ballinger's Apology Video is Peak Cringe, Hollywood Strikes, and Maury Povich Brand Paternity Tests!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Colleen Ballinger is a weirdo!
- Dave loves cringe; Paul does not!
- "American Idol" cringe!
- Creepy people aren't always men!
- Leonard!
- Jonah Hill is an ass!
- A…
00:53:06 |
Sat 22 Jul 2023
Paul Loves Kelly Clarkson's "Chemistry", Crazy Mother's Ridiculous Baby Name, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Paul and Dave on each other's tits!
- Wham!
- The movies are an expensive outing!
- We enjoyed "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny"!
- Nazis are the best vil…
00:52:30 |
Sat 08 Jul 2023
Fun Health Issues, Billionaires are Incredibly Stupid, and Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- The jazz styling of Dave and Paul!
- Movement disorders are fun!
- Dave 2-minute update!
- Meta Paul!
- Paul 2-minute update!
- Work sucks!
- Caulk!
- Dave's a handyman!
- …
00:54:11 |
Sat 01 Jul 2023
Horrifying Ways to Wake Up at a Hotel, Woman's Loud Symphonic Orgasm, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Dancing hamsters!
- Grandpappy issues!
- Happy 51st Birthday, Dave!
- Expensive Mentos!
- The United States snack attacks!
- Plastic bottles suuuucccccckkkkkk!
- Sand…
00:53:44 |
Sat 20 May 2023
We're Binging "Barry" and It's Fantastic, Woman's Kidney Stones Actually a Baby, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Mermaids don't have feet!
- Gay singing!
- More sickness!
- Dave loves to move it, move it!
- Dangerous straws!
- Sanka?! Delicious?!?!
- Death has a sense of humour!
- …
00:54:47 |
Sat 29 Apr 2023
Paul's Stressful Week, Our Ridiculous Trip to the Post Office, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- The Brady Bunch!
- Paul's stress!
- Long roads, winding turns!
- Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul!
- "The Wizard of Oz"!
- Munchkin Orgies!
- The album is …
00:56:32 |
Sat 15 Apr 2023
We Theorize What Happens When You Die, Man Sets Fire to his Own Genitals, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Happy Jesus day!
- Heavy-duty reenactments!
- Zombie Jesus!
- The light at the end of the tunnel!
- Déjà vu!
- Leonard!
- Donkey kicks and punches!
- Lifes vs Lives!
- AI i…
00:50:13 |
Sat 08 Apr 2023
We've Been Sick, Paul Shaved Dave, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Paul the song hopper!
- Music ADHD isn't fun!
- Super gay!
- Transparent, not translucent!
- Sneeze poops!
- LILLY and LEONARD!
- Vagisil! Ya put it on your pussy!
- Dav…
00:48:38 |
Sat 01 Apr 2023
A Very Special Podcast Aftershow Extravaganza!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got: Three of our Patreon Exclusive aftershows!
Episode 72 Aftershow:
- Reading Rainbow!
- More Creepy Stories!
- Ginger Gs!
- Ghostly Clothes Folding!
- Wear Your Hel…
00:50:59 |
Wed 15 Mar 2023
Hidden Valley Ranch Flavoured Ice Cream, Woman Finds Mummified Missing Husband in her Attic, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Jars of rainbows!
- Age differences can be fun!
- Foot taps = sexy bathroom encounters!
- Amy Sedaris night!
- Dave was a funeral director! (WHAT??!!)
- Leonard's…
00:46:20 |
Sat 11 Mar 2023
The Australian "Penis Starfish", Man's Penis Accidentally Removed in Amputation Disaster, and Magical Monthly Male Masturbation Amount to Keep Prostate Cancer Away!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Jazz hands, low energy Tuesday!
- Ghost pepper sauce is delish!
- K-Pop!
- Travis Kelce triggers our thirst!
- Irish Spring soap!
- 80s vs 90s childhoods - YOU dec…
00:42:44 |
Wed 08 Mar 2023
2000-Year-Old Roman Dildo Discovered, Daylight Savings Time Sucks, and Horrible Companies Doing Horrible Things!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- The late Valentine's Day song for Paul from Dave!
- Sixty-Nine-ing!
- Unknown ABBA lyrics!
- Typing classes!
- Suddenly Seymour!
- Coconut cream pie in a can!
- Screw…
00:47:52 |
Wed 01 Mar 2023
"South Park" Absolutely Skewers Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Bride's Wedding Day Horror Show, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Rihanna!
- Sports!
- Paul's drinking!
- Poor Meghan is overwhelmed and upset!
- "South Park" is hilarious!
- Pragmatic Paul!
- Meghan isn't very sincere!
- Kylie Jenner …
00:47:25 |
Sat 25 Feb 2023
"M3GAN" Freaked Dave Out, What Happened to the White Dog Poo from the 70s, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Ohio trains!
- Another special episode!
- Fives aren't even, dumbass!
- MEGA!
- The aughts!
- Paul loved "M3GAN"; Dave, not so much!
- Big nope for a "Westworld" trip…
00:50:25 |
Sat 18 Feb 2023
Stormy Daniels Hosts "For the Love of DILFs", Dave Appeared on the "Risk!" Podcast, and Woman Finds Out her Long Term Boyfriend is her Biological Brother!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- RIP Burt Bacharach!
- Settling graves!
- Happy Valentine's Day!
- Happy colon removal day!
- Dave's mouth noises!
- "For the Love of DILFs"!
- Tony Cannoli!
- Paul Holly…
00:43:10 |
Wed 15 Feb 2023
Drew Toynbee Made Us a Fantastic New Podcast Trailer, "MILF Manor" is Cringy ASF, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- American Pie!
- Belly button lint!
- Amy Sedaris night on the podcast!
- Dave's fan girl moments!
- No cold calling!
- Pasta salad and herbs!
- OMFG! A POTENTIAL MURD…
00:55:46 |
Sat 04 Feb 2023
"The Last of Us" Gay Bear Love Story of Bill and Frank, Gross Calendars, and Man Spends $2 Million/Year to be 18 Again!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Master and servant!
- Dave's mesh belly shirt!
- Boot camp!
- "The Jerry Springer Show"!
- Trash TV shows!
- More NASA bad luck!
- "For All Mankind" is still incred…
00:39:02 |
Wed 01 Feb 2023
Paul's Super High Friday Night Shenanigans, Justin Roiland's "Rick and Morty" Meltdown, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Friday surprises!
- Blowing loads in one shot!
- Paul hates the Aughts!
- Paul's accents!
- Mead!
- Paul's grooming!
- Paul loves his weeds!
- Palm leaves!
- Table inserts!
- …
00:53:19 |
Sat 28 Jan 2023
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