Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 55 minutes
- Episodes
- 176
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
The Try Guys Become Tri-Guys, "Hocus Pocus 2: Electric Boogaloo", and Crematorium Fun!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Scary Spooky October!
- Paul Attempts the Shaking Ghost Sound!
- LEONARD!
- Flying Peacocks!
- Fun Head Colds!
- Cat Sounding Kids!
- A Try Guy Fucks Around and Finds…
00:55:09 |
Wed 05 Oct 2022
Ghost Woman Spotted in Graveyard Ruins, "Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story" is Unnerving on So Many Levels, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Paul's Head Cold!
- Dave WILL Get it Too!
- Low Blood Pressure is Fun Because of the Vapours!
- "Ghost Whisperer" JUMPED THE SHARK!
- WE'RE ONE YEAR OLD!
- Hallowe…
00:52:09 |
Sat 01 Oct 2022
Cassie's Sexy Chimpanzee Story, The Autoblow AI+ Voice Activated BJ Machine Really Blew Us Away, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Mommy Doesn't Know Daddy's Gettin' Hot, at the Body Shop, Doing Something Unholy!
- Paul's Excitement!
- Paul's Low Hanging Balls!
- Jacob's Creek Moscato!
- We…
00:53:34 |
Sat 24 Sep 2022
Dave's Gross 1990s Dental Experience, Upcoming Movies and TV Shows We're Excited About, and Jennette McCurdy is Glad Her Mom Died!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- A Distinct Lack of Energy!
- Dave's Rotten Tooth!
- Paul's Sexy Noises!
- Redheads Need More Anaesthetic!
- Paul's Tongue Tied Speech!
- Ambulance Rides!
- A Shot of …
00:57:53 |
Thu 22 Sep 2022
Paul's "Trust Your Gut" Creepy Stories, Dave Loves "Murdoch Mysteries", and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Paul Sings!
- Dave's Interruptions!
- The Queen is Still Dead!
- Leonard!
- Leonard Isn't Burying His Poop!
- Jennette McCurdy is Glad Her Mom Died!
- Dave Loves "Mur…
00:49:32 |
Sat 17 Sep 2022
Paul Stole MORE of Dave's Salty Meat, We Discuss the 74th Primetime Emmy Awards, and Snoop Dogg Launches Snoop Loopz Cereal!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- We Start with a Bang!
- Dave is Disturbingly!
- Thank you for your Patience and Understanding!
- Paul Loves to Serve!
- Dave's Blood Sugar!
- Paul's Swallowing Bur…
00:51:31 |
Wed 14 Sep 2022
Florida Man Locks Himself in a Little Caesars After Breaking In, Back to School Memories, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT!
- Dave's New 'Friday Night Florida Man' Segment!
- Leonard!
- Paul's Pizza Cocaine!
- Paul's Drive Thru Window Surprise!
- Chad Corn!
- TikTok Corn…
00:52:09 |
Sat 03 Sep 2022
Turns Out Vabbing is Absolutely Disgusting, Air Canada Screws Over Neville Longbottom, and A Couple Bizarre Ways to Die!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Vabbing! Again!
- Eau du Vagine! InstaBoner!
- Turns Out Vabbing is Disgusting!
- Dave's Discomfort!
- WASH YOUR BODY! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WASH YOUR BODY!
- Most …
00:54:50 |
Wed 31 Aug 2022
Paul Has a Bone to Pick With Dave, Jamie Lee Curtis' SAVAGE Comment to Lea Michele, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- 'Tis Friday Night!
- Dance Music!
- Early Friday Gummies!
- Soda Streams!
- Compressed Fart Water, Jenny!
- Paul's Boner to Pick With Dave!
- Fat Shaming, but Not!
- Don…
00:52:51 |
Sat 27 Aug 2022
14-Year-Old Florida Teen is a Criminal Mastermind, Paul's LEGO VIP Points Expired, and Florida Man Tries to Hide 1/2 Pound of Meth During Search!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Are You Ready?!
- Paul's Disappointment!
- We're Fat and Gay!
- Dave Fails at French! Again!
- Yawning!
- Drive-Thru Shopping!
- Cars Shouldn't Be There, Should The…
00:50:24 |
Wed 24 Aug 2022
Dave Guested on the "Sequel Pitch" Podcast, Abigail Disney Takes Aim at her Family Business, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Paul's Rolling Eyes!
- Gay Voices!
- Disturbies?! Or DPs?!
- We Doubly Penetrate Our Listeners' Ears!
- Mirth!
- P Words!
- Dave's Grandmother Could be Testy at Times…
00:53:52 |
Sat 20 Aug 2022
Paul Stole Dave's Salty Meat, Early Aughts TV Show Nostalgia, and Cedar Point Ferris Wheel Sexy Times!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Charm!
- Smiling AND Farting!
- We've Been Recording for Over a Year!
- Can of Salty Meats!
- Balls Hot Walks!
- Pancetta Meats!
- Searching Refrigerators Whilst High…
00:58:10 |
Thu 18 Aug 2022
Frank Ocean's Bejewelled C-Rings, TikTok Vabbing Trend is Interesting, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Xanadu!
- Paul's Cher!
- Bukkaki Glows!
- Dad Jokes!
- Hey There, Chunky Brewster!
- Paul is Florence Nightingale!
- If You Don't Want "The Terminal List" Spoilers, P…
00:47:15 |
Sat 13 Aug 2022
Family Sues Funeral Home Because of Wrong Body in Casket, Even More Florida Man Shenanigans, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Dave Misses Candy!
- Doug and Dave are Kicking Their Coke Habits Together!
- Pepsi is Disgusting!
- Bubbles On My Tongue!
- We Love Our Female Fans!
- A One-Stop S…
00:53:13 |
Sat 06 Aug 2022
Paul's 36th Birthday Extravaganza, 1986 Pop Culture Facts, and Teenagers in India Chasing the Flavoured Condom High!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Paul Turns 36, and we Celebrate!
- Surprises are Afoot!
- Cravings, but No Withdrawals!
- Daddy Dave Causes Paul's Puke!
- Lots of 1986 Facts!
- Leonard's Jingle B…
00:51:32 |
Wed 03 Aug 2022
Dave Got the Diabetes, The Autoblow AI+ Voice Activated Blowjob Machine, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- It's TOTALLY Friday Night!
- Smiley Wine! (See it on our Instagram!)
- Dave's Diabetic Trip to the Hospital!
- Dave's Wonky Stream!
- 28 is a Sexy Age...Not So …
00:52:21 |
Sun 31 Jul 2022
Introducing the Velveeta-Infused Vodka Martini, Brexit: The Gift That Keeps on Giving, and RuPaul's "Drag Race All Stars 7" Alleged Michelle Visage/Raja Drama!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Fiery Host Drama!
- "Southern Nights" by Glen Campbell!
- Paul's Sassy Self!
- Job Searches Suck!
- Disorganized Jobs Suck!
- Paul's Only Fans! Sure to be a Hit!
- H…
00:55:24 |
Wed 27 Jul 2022
UK Cinema Open their Doors to Save Gingers from Heatwave, Missouri Fast Food Sign Wars, and More Florida Man Fun!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Having a Heat Wave!
- No Air Conditioning!
- It's a Dry Heat!
- Hot Pockets!
- Paul is the Cause of it All!
- Welcome to Our New Patron on our Patreon - Blanche!
- Pa…
00:53:19 |
Wed 20 Jul 2022
Retired Vicar Has Sex with Henry Hoover Vacuum, Elon Musk's Father Errol's Grossness, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- The Masturbatorium Awaits!
- Paul's Back is Better! Thank God!
- Finger Probes!
- Hi Luca!
- Dave Was Molested!
- Paul Goes Dark!
- Dave's Fine with it!
- Paul's Ass!
- Ha…
00:53:28 |
Sat 16 Jul 2022
"Stranger Things 4" and the Doja Cat/Noah Schnapp Drama, The January 6th Committee Delivers Yet Again, and More of Paul's Creepy Stories!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
- Dave Finally got his Well-Travelled Pot!
- Oh, High There!
- The Dave Andrews Sisters!
- Dave's Pot went to Quebec!
- To Avoid "Stranger Things 4" Spoilers, Ski…
00:56:46 |
Wed 13 Jul 2022
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