Composed
Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life in a stream of consciousness filled with humor, observation and a splash of rage. While we love to think life is defined by the big events, ultimately it's the trips to CVS, Trader Joe's, and the special yet forgotten interactions in between that comprise our days. Chase is here to celebrate the subtleties through a genuine and hilarious lens. As one listener put it, "What's the show about? Nothing. Everything. Wow." While another said, "This podcast is ridiculous and I cannot stop listening!" So what do you have to lose? Nothing. Everything.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 39 minutes
- Episodes
- 155
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2024
Dear People Who Claim They Can't Sleep In
Recorded in a muscle tank and white sweatpants, episode 15 came to play. Chicken Pot Pie is examined, and early risers are assessed. The episode concludes in, really the only way it can: Chase recoun…
Dear People Who Always Ask You For A Piece Of Gum
Gum, anyone? Chase finds the time to provide a dissertation on the subject of gum: Brands, flavors as well as etiquette are covered more extensively than anyone would like. Another monumental trip to…
Cheese w/ Billy Scafuri
Chase is joined by comedian, writer, and Douglas Fir connoisseur, Billy Scafuri on this gorgeous yet stressful first week of November. Cheese is discussed at length as well as their shared podiatrist…
Dear People Who Have More Items Than They’re Supposed To In An Express Lane At A Grocery Store
Episode 12 traipses onto the scene as chaotically as a Walgreens opening across the street from a Rite Aid. A particularly windy day sends Chase catapulting down memory lane to her first, late in the…
Aunty Ann
Chase has a conversation with the artist formerly known as Aunty Anne as well as engages in a harrowing tale about a waitlisted Zara item, the concept of wool, as well as a rare glimpse into her time…
Dear People With Normal Names Who Spell Them Weird
Chase pulls out all the stops for the colossal milestone that is episode 10. Including but definitely not limited to: The reveal of Berkeley Goldschmidt's middle name, an Urban Outfitters transaction…
Dear People Who Come Prepared For A Beach Day
Chase escorts herself on a life changing trip to the beach, thus inspiring iconic topics such as baby seagulls and cantaloupe.
Dear People Who Take Charge In An Elevator
An unprecedented expos into elevators, escalators and stairs. Has anyone ever dared have the stamina to explore all three of these topics at once? I would bet my life they have not.
Berkeley L. Goldschmidt
Chase's Christmas Tree Lot co-star, Berkeley L. Goldschmidt checks in from literally, Indiana, where he is in his first year of college, more specifically in the Kelley School of Business. A college …
Dear Strangers Who Ask How's It Going Whilst Walking By W/ Donny Divanian
Chase is joined by a left handed guest, her boyfriend and gorgeous social butterfly, Donny Divanian. Social etiquette is covered, the Census is touched upon. Caiman make an appearance.
Living In The Wind
Temps reach triple digits, sending Chase spiraling into an unprecedented story about the time she nearly fainted in St. Petersburg on Warped Tour. A VistaPrint mug update as well as a ropes course an…
Vistaprint Etc.
Chase absolutely shatters the glass ceiling by changing up the format, and somehow finds the strength to field questions and general inquiries. All this plus a dilemma involving a pair of too tight N…
Dear Cheeseboards
Is there any topic Chase won't discuss? In this week's scorcher of an episode, she boldly takes on cheeseboards; string cheese is praised while olives are absolutely torched.
Dear People Who Love Tea
Chase has some choice words for people who love tea, and they're not great ones.
Dear People Who Stay Til The End Of The Credits In Movies
Chase composes an email to people who stay til the end of the credits in movies... chaos ensues.