Composed
Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life in a stream of consciousness filled with humor, observation and a splash of rage. While we love to think life is defined by the big events, ultimately it's the trips to CVS, Trader Joe's, and the special yet forgotten interactions in between that comprise our days. Chase is here to celebrate the subtleties through a genuine and hilarious lens. As one listener put it, "What's the show about? Nothing. Everything. Wow." While another said, "This podcast is ridiculous and I cannot stop listening!" So what do you have to lose? Nothing. Everything.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 39 minutes
- Episodes
- 155
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2024
My Vine
Episode 95 is leaving no stones unturned. "What stones?" You may be asking yourselves, and not that it's any of your business but examples of the aforementioned stones are: A churro alternative, a li…
Rite Aid Doesn't Sell Bananas
"A post Thanksgiving triumph." - Freddy Prinze Jr.
Marshall's Member Etc.
A pre Thanksgiving spread including but not limited to: a catastrophic reorganization of my apps (not a metaphor), an impassioned rant regarding herbs, an appearance at a tennis club, endless hot cho…
Calligraphy Etc.
Episode 92 comes barrelling down the highway carrying precious cargo in the form of riveting topics such: a calligraphy tutorial gone wrong, oatmeal, and seasons- recorded mere days after all my tast…
La Jolla Diaries
Episode 91 finds me fresh off a stint in La Jolla that came with many highs in the form of electricity that only a quaint seaside town can provide, as well as lows including but not limited to: an ic…
Live Chia Seed Pudding Tasting Etc.
If you're looking for a light listen, episode 90 is not for you... tendentious topics explored include: a regional soy sauce shortage, a sub par candle selection, all culminating in a visit to the go…
Citibank Renovations And More
Based on zero evidence, I feel as though most podcasts phone it in for episode 89, and listen... I get it. It's not episode 90 and lord knows it isn't 100, but that's just it, it's episode 89. It's n…
Mini Pumpkin Trough Etc.
An inspired parking lot tangent, a deep dive on a trunk issue, a disappointing juice purchase, going through customs at London Heathrow. In short, a slay.
Loose German Shepard Etc.
If anyone needs me during episode 87, I'll be on nextdoor app... any questions? Didn't think so.
Baggage Claim Etc.
Episode 86 finds us three weeks into an emotional plantain chip cleanse, being in London when the Queen passed, and welcoming Werther's back into the conversation. All this plus alfalfa sprouts, a po…
California Pizza Kitchen Etc.
An unexpected trip to Westfield Century City (not sponsored) is afoot and emotions are running high.
Soy Sauce Etc.
A kitten named Gigi, a chocolate croissant excursion, as well as other sizzling observations.
Live Watermelon Slicing Etc.
Waking up dizzy will not stop me from recording episode 83 nor will it stop me from facilitating a live watermelon slicing... throw in an Aunty Ann cameo and we've got ourselves a short, as well as e…
Sand Bar Etc.
"Where's episode 82?!" The townspeople cried, most of them in absolute hysterics. With earth shattering topics such as: a barnes and noble gift card, eating a lobster roll on a beach in rhode island,…
Mobile Check Deposit Etc.
Episode 81, anyone? On the docket: becoming a member at Gap, books, and a mobile check deposit journey, which has honestly yet to be completed. Plus an encore involving the heavenly event that was di…
Episode 80
Emojis in emails, being a really good skier, a deep dive on Quaker Oats Oatmeal flavors in which I nearly drowned, plus being an official affiliate for Odacite skincare along with my electric code CH…
Wordle w/ Ahamed Weinberg
When Ahamed and I met doing open mics in 2012, there was no way for us to possibly know that a mere 10 years later we would collaborate on what we now know of as episode 79. Absolutely zero ways to u…
Dear Being In A Dressing Room When Your Heart's Not In It
Had no idea I was going to be this hydrated for episode 78 but at the same time it makes so much sense. My unprecedented levels of hydration gave me the boost I needed to tackle mesmerizing topics su…
Dear Having To Hold Stuff While You Walk
100%... the amount of energy i'm giving to episode 77. 43%... the amount CVS is giving me off one item of my choice. All that, plus: an eyelash curler emergency, an emotional plant purchase, and seve…
Dear People Who Park At A Meter Even Though There's Free Street Parking Not 3 Feet Away
After a brief hiatus, zero time is wasted getting back into sizzling topics such as: the parking situation at my old stomping grounds aka pop physique, and getting a spray tan in Glendale. Something …