Composed
Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life in a stream of consciousness filled with humor, observation and a splash of rage. While we love to think life is defined by the big events, ultimately it's the trips to CVS, Trader Joe's, and the special yet forgotten interactions in between that comprise our days. Chase is here to celebrate the subtleties through a genuine and hilarious lens. As one listener put it, "What's the show about? Nothing. Everything. Wow." While another said, "This podcast is ridiculous and I cannot stop listening!" So what do you have to lose? Nothing. Everything.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 39 minutes
- Episodes
- 155
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2024
Live From The W Hotel For Netflix Is A Joke: The Festival
Reporting live from the W Hotel in Hollywood with a headset mic and I've never felt more alive. It's May 1st and I've already found the strength to do a live swag bag unboxing in a black tube top, as…
Live From My Mom's House Interlude
Happy birthday to the twins I went to Hebrew school with. The story behind one of my most risqué journalism pieces. Construction at my mom's house. Juice, and my impression of Amanda Seyfried's impre…
Dear The Tofu I Bought But Ultimately Never Made
My CVS coupons are BACK. Plus- a new shelf situates itself in my life, what to do with free time, the NBA playoffs, the concept of being a chemist... all discussed while my hair is peaking and my leg…
Dear Wordle
I find the best episodes are recorded fresh off a stint in Cabo, and episode 72 is no exception. A new plantain chip enters the arena, the concept of starting a new book before you've finished the on…
Dear Driving At Night
Episode 71 comes in pouring... rain. A trying time at the Kreation buy one get one event nearly sends me over the edge but luckily I'm able to grab onto the ledge of the cliff with one hand and hoist…
Dear People Who Turn Down An Offer To Have Their Seat Warmer On
Episode 70 finds us stranded in the desert sans chapstick, as well as on the phone with Supercuts... nothing short of a banger.
Fruit w/ Billy Scafuri
Cancel every plan you've ever had- an earth shattering round of Three Up, Three Down is afoot.
Dear Foamy Hand Soap
Episode 68 finds us back at the Honda Service Center where tensions and oil are running high. Doesn't really make sense but also, you get it. As if that's not enough- water fountains and unnecessary …
A Walk Around The Reservoir w/ Lizzy Ann Cooperman
Lizzy Ann Cooperman graces the studio armed with nothing but her natural charisma, where together, she and Chase recount the heroic journey that has been their experience with the Hollywood Reservoir…
San Diego Interlude
The perils of packing, a rogue Michelada, a braided bun (an award winning haiku as well as the description for episode 66)
Dear Listerine Strips
An overdue campaign against Altoids. A controversial take on Cheer. Panic attacks at the Rose Bowl flea market. The Super Bowl. Say what you will about episode 65 but at the end of the day it's not l…
Signature Scents w/ Josh Martin
"Oh wow, that smells phenomenal... what are you cooking up?" - You
"Oh this? It's episode 64 with comedian Josh Martin, and it's ready to serve." - Me
Live Shoe Unboxing
Episode 63 is alive and well with the wherewithal to tackle captivating topics such as but not limited to: Orange juice, the Shake Shack app, taking pictures when you don't want to. A mid episode pos…
Dear Days That Start Out Rainy But Turn Sunny
Disrespecting the Big 5 parking lot, the concept of bells chiming on the hour, aprons: Episode 62 didn't come here to make friends... it came here to make soulmates.
Dear Dry Shampoo
Chase fantasizes about being a restaurant owner in Miami, the stigma of ordering decaf coffee, a coat update, a much needed slurpee, and a perilous journey with SeatGeek... pray you're fully hydrated…
Dear Coats/Jackets
Chase grapples with her lack of outerwear, a stranger's disregard for societal order, and dates (the fruit). .. a fruitful ep indeed.
A Very McDonalds Christmas
Hint- it involves Root Beer, or should I say a lack thereof.
Dear Puzzles
Rubik's cubes, magic eyes, a revolutionary trip to drybar... episode 58 did not come to play.
Dear Group Texts
A harrowing story about wrangling Hanukkah candles, Salt Lake City, a questions segment- Episode 57 leaves no stone unturned.
A Post Thanksgiving Crescendo
"Your past does not equal your future." - Tony Robbins. With that in mind please enjoy episode 56 aka the future.