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Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life in a stream of consciousness filled with humor, observation and a splash of rage. While we love to think life is defined by the big events, ultimately it's the trips to CVS, Trader Joe's, and the special yet forgotten interactions in between that comprise our days. Chase is here to celebrate the subtleties through a genuine and hilarious lens. As one listener put it, "What's the show about? Nothing. Everything. Wow." While another said, "This podcast is ridiculous and I cannot stop listening!" So what do you have to lose? Nothing. Everything. 

Leisure Comedy Stand-Up
Update frequency
every 7 days
Average duration
39 minutes
Episodes
155
Years Active
2020 - 2024
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A Pre-Thanksgiving Spectacular

A Pre-Thanksgiving Spectacular

Episode 55 comes barreling down the highway doing 95 mph bearing revelations regarding: Popsockets, Tony Robbins, Youtube, roasted potatoes, and Vanessa Hudgens. An update on the highly anticipated s…

00:32:25  |   Mon 22 Nov 2021
Dear Paperweights

Dear Paperweights

Paperweights, the marathon, one way streets, slowing down but also speeding up... this is, episode 54. 

00:27:17  |   Tue 09 Nov 2021
Dear Westworld Season 3

Dear Westworld Season 3

Pumpkin carving, a car wash story... episode 53 really has it all. 

00:20:54  |   Mon 01 Nov 2021
One Year Extravaganza

One Year Extravaganza

52 episodes are upon us. Many doubted this day would ever come, but today history proves them wrong. In addition to being misguided in their thinking, they could have never predicted episode 52 would…

00:43:01  |   Tue 26 Oct 2021
Dear Pistachios That Come Pre Shelled

Dear Pistachios That Come Pre Shelled

The quest for a signature scent is taken to unprecedented heights, a potentially polarizing stance is taken regarding succulents, and an unforgettable appearance at the 3rd street promenade. All this…

00:39:58  |   Tue 12 Oct 2021
Dear People Who Ask If You Can Tear Them A Sheet Of Paper Out Of Your Notebook

Dear People Who Ask If You Can Tear Them A Sheet Of Paper Out Of Your Notebook

Episode 50 has arrived in which the quest for a signature scent continues, sizzling Ojai tips are distributed, and Aaron Paul and his wife find their way back in my life. 


00:39:54  |   Mon 27 Sep 2021
Dear Tape Measurers

Dear Tape Measurers

Episode 49 is like room temperature butter perfectly spread on a piece of french baguette fresh out of the oven, and if you don't understand what that means I really can't help you. Ace Hotel sheets …

00:45:06  |   Tue 21 Sep 2021
Hot Chocolate Etc.

Hot Chocolate Etc.

Chase finds the strength to dust off her Magazine Journalism degree for episode 48, and with her credentials in order, takes to an undisclosed Coffee Bean location to get to the bottom of the numerou…

00:52:47  |   Mon 13 Sep 2021
Dear Pens That You Think Are Dead But Aren't

Dear Pens That You Think Are Dead But Aren't

The first half of episode 47 was recorded in an absolute haze of sage smoke, and yet by the grace of God, redactions were able to be made, new license plates were able to be celebrated, an edge of yo…

00:44:20  |   Tue 24 Aug 2021
Dear Rhode Island

Dear Rhode Island

Fresh off the East Coast, a huge announcement is made, and even bigger questions are posed, such as: What is time? Ben Affleck, window seats... all this and more in episode 46.

00:51:04  |   Tue 17 Aug 2021
Dear String Cheese

Dear String Cheese

The saga with Puffy Mattress continues. A lizard/snake hybrid slithers its way into my life, I got a new car and I'm going to Connecticut (unrelated). Episode 45! 

00:51:10  |   Tue 03 Aug 2021
This is... Episode 44

This is... Episode 44

Much like the encroaching month of August, episode 44 is upon us. A brief yet memorable stint at a Dodgers game, a friend of a friend's parent's party, all accompanied by a sizzling mattress update. …

00:42:57  |   Tue 27 Jul 2021
Dear Low Power Mode

Dear Low Power Mode

A new mattress is en route, two new ice cream flavors are discovered, it's episode 43 and things are HAPPENING. 

00:41:29  |   Tue 20 Jul 2021
Dear Chalkboards

Dear Chalkboards

Episode 42 treats you to my slurpee process, an exposé on jolly ranchers, as well as a beach interlude. Additionally, several bones with Honda are picked. 



00:38:10  |   Tue 13 Jul 2021
Dear The Egg In Cobb Salads

Dear The Egg In Cobb Salads

Ordering at a restaurant in Joshua Tree gone awry. Disclaimer: Do not listen to this episode if you are not in the mood to have your life changed. 

00:42:33  |   Tue 06 Jul 2021
Dear People Who Stand Up Immediately When The Plane Lands

Dear People Who Stand Up Immediately When The Plane Lands

Episode 40 was recorded mere hours after flying in from Denver... a feat that, to my knowledge, has never been attempted before. 

00:36:00  |   Tue 22 Jun 2021
Dear Black Makeup Towels

Dear Black Makeup Towels

Episode 39 explores: 
A. The Marshall's in Joshua Tree 
B. Getting your eyebrows done at Sephora
C. Horses
D. A fitting room mystery
E. All of the above 

Hint: The answer rhymes with "Tea" and it's not B, …

00:43:25  |   Sun 13 Jun 2021
Dear The Ship Piece In Monopoly

Dear The Ship Piece In Monopoly

An emotional trip to Cold Stone's, taking a stance against gel manicures, an obsession with Jessica Simpson- this is The Real World, Episode 38. 

00:37:31  |   Mon 24 May 2021
Dear Long Butane Lighters

Dear Long Butane Lighters

A legendary Talbots customer review, an office dilemma, and an Omaha temperature check (not a metaphor) Come on in... the water's fine. 

00:29:16  |   Tue 18 May 2021
Dear Red Velvet Cake

Dear Red Velvet Cake

Episode 36 grapples with: Red velvet cake, falling in white sweatpants, an Ebay purchase gone awry, as well as weekends... frankly I've already said too much. 

00:47:39  |   Tue 11 May 2021
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