Composed
Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life in a stream of consciousness filled with humor, observation and a splash of rage. While we love to think life is defined by the big events, ultimately it's the trips to CVS, Trader Joe's, and the special yet forgotten interactions in between that comprise our days. Chase is here to celebrate the subtleties through a genuine and hilarious lens. As one listener put it, "What's the show about? Nothing. Everything. Wow." While another said, "This podcast is ridiculous and I cannot stop listening!" So what do you have to lose? Nothing. Everything.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 39 minutes
- Episodes
- 155
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2024
Dear People Who Order Onion Rings Over French Fries
Live from Three Rivers, California- Episode 35 has Chase realizing that woodpeckers are not getting the respect they deserve, taking a stance on ropes courses, and reflecting on her first visit back …
Hebrew School Etc.
Chase sheds a blinding light on her Hebrew school days plus more.
Dear People Who Look Good In Hats
Episode 33 begins with Chase daring to explore her random baseball hat collection while a listener question regarding a neighbor's freshly purchased wind chimes fuels the second half of this critical…
Dear Websites That Play Music When You Go To Them
Been wanting to shed light on this for a minute.
Dear People Who Tell You Not To Be Scared Of Bees
Per my lawyer, I am legally obligated to inform you that listening to this episode may result in never looking at the parking lot of Whole Foods on Fairfax and 3rd the same. How you proceed from here…
Lemon Update W/ Donny Divanian
A dry shampoo purchase, a lemon update featuring Donny Divanian, it's like... what else do you want?
Dear People Who Write In All Caps
Episode 28 truly knows no bounds. A Nextdoor app lemon situation is afoot, while an unprecedented Instagram poll begs the question: Do you write in all caps and if so what is your occupation?" The an…
Goof City Reunion w/ Rob Gleeson and Tom Sibley
You ease your grip on the wheel of your '98 Ford Explorer as your eyes drink in the endless miles of highway stretched out before you. Undaunted, you coast on; hours and towns slipping away like sand…
Dear People Who Don't Crack Their Knuckles
The sky is draped in orange and purple, and the warm, desert wind wraps around you like the promise of a thousand tomorrows. The air is electrifying in its stillness, tinged with charcoal and the sen…
Dear Electricity
“Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.” - Benjamin Franklin. Ever heard of him? Episode 25 is here in the form of an ode to electricity inspired by the true event…
Dear People Doing Too Much On Venmo
Venmo gets absolutely torched while the dalmatian community gets a formal apology... welcome to February.
Melissa Anne Villaseñor
It's a brisk January morning and you've just docked your boat in the wharf. The fresh, salty, air fills yours lungs as you drink in the horizon. "Never gets old," you murmur to yourself, "never gets …
Dear Baskin Robbins
You check in for your 7 pm reservation at your local eatery quite famished as you purposely had a light lunch in order to ensure a hearty appetite for the meal that is about to ensue. At 7:10 the hos…
Dear Expiration Dates That Are Too Hard To See
Episode 21 has arrived and should ideally be listened to while driving down the 101 going 72 (mph).
Vibes of Months w/ Brandon Wardell
January, February, March... these are just three examples of months. Each month is different and yet they all have one thing in common: vibes. Episode 20 delves into the various vibes each month brin…
Dear People Who Answer The Phone To Say They Can't Talk
Voicemail etiquette opens the episode while a tale involving Jason Biggs and a slippery pen closes it out. Go ahead and call the lord, tell him to take a day off, because I'm doing his work.
Christmas Cactus
Chase takes to the field via an Instagram poll, asking people to share a recent online purchase they made and how they felt about said purchase.
Where is James Harden? Where is the package containing …
Dear People Who Are Nowhere To Be Found When It's Their Turn In Bowling
An absolutely heated episode Chase recorded high off of an entire pumpkin pie.
Thanksgiving Special w/ Joe Marrese
The turkey has been cooked to perfection, the mashed potatoes- whipped to hell. You and your loved ones are seated at the Thanksgiving table and are just about to dig in when a "Ding!" goes off in th…