Composed
Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life in a stream of consciousness filled with humor, observation and a splash of rage. While we love to think life is defined by the big events, ultimately it's the trips to CVS, Trader Joe's, and the special yet forgotten interactions in between that comprise our days. Chase is here to celebrate the subtleties through a genuine and hilarious lens. As one listener put it, "What's the show about? Nothing. Everything. Wow." While another said, "This podcast is ridiculous and I cannot stop listening!" So what do you have to lose? Nothing. Everything.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 39 minutes
- Episodes
- 155
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2024
Would You Like A Mai Tai
Episode 115 descends upon us like a foreign exchange student transferring mid semester, where from... we don't know. What we do know is that much like the Golden State Warriors, the dynasty of my go …
Strike Three At Sprouts
I'm back from Palm Springs and I might, emphasis on MIGHT, find the strength to make a homemade lip scrub. The NBA playoffs have me thinking, all this plus hummingbirds.
My Hat From London
All's quiet on the Western front, but on the Eastern front? May(hem). A trip to The Magic Castle, a bloc party, and the post office take place. The predominately white with black patches neighborhood…
Salmon Stripe Etc.
If you ever want to spiral into a sea of unwavering darkness, be sure to rent a silver Toyota Carola (year unknown but I'm sure it was a hellish one) from Enterprise Rent-A-Car in Van Nuys. Only then…
Post Easter Rage
Fueled by several granola bars and recorded at my dad's house, episode 111 covers an impressive amount of ground in the form of a solo shrimp taco experience in Malibu as well as a situation at an En…
A Dense Pack of Cyclists
It's episode 110 and we find ourselves downtown surrounded by cyclists and one way streets (not a metaphor). A passage is read, a saxophone break is taken, a brief expose on an amazon gift card gone …
Third Book Of March Etc.
My hair is snipped and my tide pen is still absent, nevertheless we soldier on with a Wordle update plus illuminating thoughts on balloons, Kacey Musgraves and Dua Lipa. Dua yourself a favor and surr…
My New Oven Etc.
It's episode 108 and the cat's out of the bag. "What kind of cat?" You wonder aloud, a calico but it doesn't matter and we have to keep moving because the final season of Succession is approaching, m…
Brent Weinbach Etc.
Halt the presses- "Which presses?!" You ask frantically, "All of them," I cooly reply... Brent Weinbach is in studio and nothing is off the table: Eggs, montages, Creed 3, which Ninja Turtle are you?…
My Brows Are Back
A risky not to mention impromptu eyebrow threading, a bedazzled Jesus loves you hat...all whilst on the precipice of the impending shift that is daylight saving(s) time. Go ahead and put away the gam…
Rainy Days/ Nordstrom Nights
My journalism skills continue to flourish, this time in the presence of a Blue Mercury employee amidst a power outage. Rain, toothpaste, a forgotten artichoke, there's really only one place to get al…
The Maze Wasn't Meant For You
Vibrating restaurant holders, a perplexing addition to Mendocino Farms, allergies, recounting a past voyage to San Diego, a profound take on Rihanna's halftime performance... incredible that after al…
A Lentil Dish Gone Awry
Weekday piñatas, iCloud storage or rather lack thereof, and a devastating lentil dish all whilst reeling from hosting a yard sale plus bracing for Rihanna's half time performance. It truly does go on…
NCIS Hawaii Etc.
Powered by the fuel of a life changing Mendocino's salad, Chase finds the energy to take illuminating stances on topics such as: Sunday parking meters, The Grammy's, CBS (the channel), and lest we fo…
Crock Pot To Go Etc.
A gifted Crock Pot has me questioning everything, I'm borderline too enlightened, plus a Disney World story I never asked for. All this plus more, made possible by episode 101's official sponsor- Mag…
Lunch Break In Malibu Etc.
It's episode 100 and I have a meeting in Malibu. Shoutout to everyone on this journey with me.
Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport Etc.
Taking two slices of cake through airport security, opting out, Duolingo, in flight edibles... the captain aka me has actually turned off the seatbelt sign because this ride is going to be smooth as …
Slurpee Situation Etc.
Amongst other things, the new year ushers in episode 98. A planner update, baked goods from a seaside town, as well as extensive umbrella diatribe are all on the table. Speaking of tables, yours is r…
Staples Has Entered The Chat
A planner debacle, a signature nail, in the midst of the holiday season no less.
What's Happening Now
The unfurling of my vine (not a metaphor) trapped in my garage (also not a metaphor) mayhem in the Von's parking lot (not that you thought it was but just to be clear, not a metaphor) all this plus s…