Absolutely Not
"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 61 minutes
- Episodes
- 343
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
Dog Park Perv
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her weekend in Mississippi eating pork rinds & cheering on the Sportz- She hits the Absolutely Not Line to dissect all of your Pos…
01:10:59 |
Wed 30 Nov 2022
DO LESS AUNT REGINA
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is breaking down the pre-holiday anxiety we are all feeling in the back of our throats. The next week is going to be filled with family fights, …
01:11:50 |
Wed 23 Nov 2022
Hot Topic Sweet 16
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh from a weekend of shows in Florida. She was not invited to Tiffany Trump's wedding but instead spent the weekend slingin' jokes and sea…
01:10:37 |
Thu 17 Nov 2022
Beam Me Up Scott
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her trip to Space Camp, aka a weekend of shows in Huntsville. She met a scientist at a bar that told her we only got a few weeks l…
01:05:34 |
Wed 09 Nov 2022
NO SNACKIN' IN THE BACK
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh off her comedy special taping weekend- full of gratitude and adrenaline. She witnessed a fight over a snack break in the back kitchen o…
01:19:24 |
Wed 02 Nov 2022
Harry's Therapy
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather has a few biohacks for her early girlies. She hits the Absolutely NOT-line and comes up with a genius idea of how to start a men's therapy group…
01:14:57 |
Wed 26 Oct 2022
Chili Season
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather has a very exciting announcement for the new tour! It's a big one! She hits the Absolutely Not Line only to give life changing advice for a young…
01:16:12 |
Wed 19 Oct 2022
2 Old 4 Da Club
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather recounts a scary moment from Trader Joes, how her life flashed before her eyes and why she was mad at Robin. She also hits the Absolutely Not Lin…
01:23:47 |
Wed 12 Oct 2022
Trust the Thrust
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather hits the hotline to answer questions like " Why Kentucky" and " How do I stop scrolling the internet for my ex's"? The fact that folks come to…
01:00:50 |
Wed 05 Oct 2022
BIA BIA MIA MIA
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her trip to Detroit with a new respect for the thin women of Michigan and the attitude of the TSA precheck staff. She hits the hotl…
01:17:10 |
Wed 28 Sep 2022
Pulled Pork Party
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hits the Absolutely Not Line and the voicemails are SHOCKING! One caller is getting fired from her job for being with child, while another is o…
01:12:17 |
Wed 21 Sep 2022
Three Queens and a Mic
On this week's episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back after way too many difficulties joined by best friend of the show, Raymond Padilla. They talk about everything from the royal fa…
01:03:59 |
Thu 15 Sep 2022
Pest Control
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather hits the hotline with some wildly new and improved SCAMMMMS! After a weekend of dealing with Robin's international catfishing fiasco, Heather is…
01:19:12 |
Thu 08 Sep 2022
Bat in the Balenciaga
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather hits the Absolutely Not Line to solve the world's problems. However, after the first voicemail she quickly realizes we need to call animal contr…
01:12:42 |
Wed 31 Aug 2022
TABITHA'S TAKEOVER
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather has business consultant and friend, Raymond Padilla come to the Absolutely Not Headquarters for a full take over. It's the Board Meeting no one …
01:01:53 |
Thu 25 Aug 2022
Lesbian Low Country Boil
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is reporting live from the PANHANDLE of Florida, aka 30A. She is back from Mississippi and narrowly skirted death on the highway, only to have …
01:02:53 |
Wed 17 Aug 2022
Tankini Trauma
On this week's episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- After a wonderful weekend back in the college town of Athens, GA- Heather is shooketh to her core taking a walk down memory lane- the nostalgia o…
00:57:07 |
Wed 10 Aug 2022
SAFETY CONE SUMMER
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is wondering if her August invite to the hamptons got lost in the mail? So weird- no one has invited her to stay at their mega mansion while Robi…
01:02:27 |
Wed 03 Aug 2022
Cleaning the Baseboards of Life
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is hitting the Absolutely Not Hotline to answer your hard hitting questions- like "Why can't we make Tanning Booths a thing again" or "What shoul…
01:05:42 |
Wed 27 Jul 2022
TWO WEEKS TOO LONG
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her whirlwind year long honeymoon. While she should feel refreshed, renewed and wildly in love- she is lucky to not be in an italia…
01:00:32 |
Thu 21 Jul 2022
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