Absolutely Not
"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 61 minutes
- Episodes
- 343
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
Imma Go Eat
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather shares a personal idea she's been tinkering with for a minute, that will set your ovaries on fire. She hits the Absolutely-Not-Line to discuss H…
01:04:56 |
Wed 16 Aug 2023
Sky High with The Points Guy, Brian Kelly
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her dear friend, Brian Kelly AKA The Points Guy, to talk everything from the surrogate journey and being a dad, to the truth abou…
01:04:38 |
Wed 09 Aug 2023
Suffer in Silence
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather discusses how the Aliens have arrived, why summer reading was absolute bullshit, why women tennis players need more money and really rounds it o…
01:05:31 |
Wed 02 Aug 2023
Full Circle & Full Sweat in Firenze
On this episode the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is back from her whirlwind week abroad after stalking down Harry Styles in italy. She sweat it out in the bathrooms at the Firenze Outlets, ate her …
01:04:31 |
Wed 26 Jul 2023
"Wear the Linen" with Robin McMahan
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather catches up with the queen of ADHD herself, Robin McMahan, her mother. They discuss goals, linen, and how to get back at your ex. Robin bitches a…
01:03:05 |
Wed 19 Jul 2023
Marine Layer
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a trip in frigid cold California with a sweaty undercarriage and anxiety to boot! Mercury must be in retrograde because technology …
01:13:43 |
Fri 14 Jul 2023
"We'll Figure it Out" with Logan Crosby
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews rising country music star, Logan Crosby. They discuss what it takes to write a country song, how to become a star and Logan confesse…
01:02:47 |
Wed 05 Jul 2023
And We're Having So Much Summer Fun
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is speedballing on a steroid pack post being humbled in the Hampton's and getting Rejected-then accepted at the most exclusive club on a pond in…
01:04:05 |
Wed 28 Jun 2023
"Quiet Luxury" with Cammy Miller
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh off the high and the hangover of her Radio City Performance- there was an epic afterparty and the next day was even wilder. Heather hea…
01:00:40 |
Fri 23 Jun 2023
Road to Radio City
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather shares the excitement, joy and fear she has rolling into one of the biggest nights of her life- Playing Radio City Music Hall. She takes a strol…
00:57:36 |
Wed 14 Jun 2023
Baby D'Angelo
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her shows in Dallas with a hangover and general marital agitation. She is trying to save her Jute rugs from being destroyed by Mac,…
01:08:31 |
Wed 07 Jun 2023
Tour of Trauma
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather breaks down her weekend in the NATH EAST. She describes the absolute savage tour Robin took her on around Bahstan's Lil Italy, and how she would…
00:56:37 |
Wed 31 May 2023
"Is She Good?" - With guest, Adam Ray
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with friend and hilarious comedian, Adam Ray. They discuss how they both got their start in Show biz in the 6th grade because they we'…
01:32:03 |
Wed 24 May 2023
A Pittsburgh Prize
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather's back is out but her attitude has returned. She's learning hard lessons like "everyone's an asshole", "if you dont have a core, you're body wil…
01:01:50 |
Wed 17 May 2023
What Would You Do? with Jordana Abraham & Jared Fried
On this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather sits down with Jordana and Jared, hosts of the "U Up?" podcast, to talk about why couples pranks might be the worst side of TikTok, teach …
00:55:38 |
Sat 13 May 2023
Surprise Swingers
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather hits the hotline and answers your voicemails about the thrills of becoming a regular at a bar, how cheering on the elderly should be a regular t…
00:58:29 |
Wed 10 May 2023
Joy Ride to the ATM
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather breaks down the details of the insane predicament she found herself in, at the Memphis airport, ran into a couple Lasso kids in Texas and was sl…
01:01:38 |
Wed 03 May 2023
NYC SCAR TISSUE
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather and Jeff are taking a walk down memory lane in their old neighborhood. They have some advice for the Rat Czar of the city and take you behind th…
01:06:35 |
Wed 26 Apr 2023
MASTER SCAMMERS PART 2 with Raymond Padilla
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with the ultimate SCAMMMMER, Ray, to discuss how they scammed their way into the masters, yet again. It is an in-depth observation int…
00:52:57 |
Wed 19 Apr 2023
The Holy Trinity
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her trip to Augusta with a new business idea that will take doggy day cares, water parks, and sushi restaurants to the next level.…
01:06:36 |
Wed 12 Apr 2023
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