Absolutely Not
"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 61 minutes
- Episodes
- 343
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
F.A.A.F.O.
On this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather is back in the DMs answering your hard-hitting questions from how to deal with fuckboys and HOA drama to what she'd want to be reincarnate…
00:49:49 |
Fri 07 Apr 2023
Fiesta Time
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from a weekend of shows in the Lonestar state and wants everyone to know she has figured out the answer to world peace- a simple San Ant…
01:10:25 |
Wed 05 Apr 2023
Tennessee Whiskey
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back from her weekend of shows at the Ryman where she set the fire alarm off in the middle of a tropical storm on Broadway! She hits the hot…
01:06:45 |
Wed 29 Mar 2023
BOTTOMLESS CHIPS BITCH
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is keeping it 100% that some days you just need to get into the back corner of your closet, suck on a J Crew sweater and scream. She's fresh from…
01:21:09 |
Fri 24 Mar 2023
Lobster Zaddy
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is fresh off her shows in New England and ready to buy a house next to the Bush family on the beach. She felt the cool crisp seabreeze across her…
01:14:12 |
Wed 15 Mar 2023
White House Riff Raff
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from serving her country by performing comedy for drunk white women. Not only did she get to visit the white house, but bamboozled her w…
01:02:26 |
Thu 09 Mar 2023
She.E.O. with Raymond Padilla
On this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather is back in the studio with friend of the pod, Raymond Padilla, to talk what they're giving up for lent, Ray getting high on THC drinks and…
00:47:57 |
Fri 03 Mar 2023
Insanity Mode
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is fresh from the Philly show where she may or may not have gotten in trouble for being a little too honest with the sports takes a little too …
00:59:29 |
Wed 01 Mar 2023
LAST OF THE LITTER BABY
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather introduces her new little nugget Macaroni to the world with a real attitude. Heather is coming in hot because she already knows some woman named…
00:56:47 |
Wed 22 Feb 2023
Security Breach
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a weekend sling jokes in the midwest! She saw a woman smoke a blunt while buying Zyrtec, ate some pasta in Ohio, and had a lovely g…
01:03:35 |
Wed 15 Feb 2023
"Year of the Rabbit" with Christina Tompkins
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is sitting down with business gal and bff, Christina Tompkins- also know as TINA! They are reporting live from the turks and caicos on a very im…
01:12:19 |
Wed 08 Feb 2023
Pink Tree Problems
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is home from a wild weekend of shows in Augusta and Charleston. A woman tried to sit in Jeff's lap, she found a scammer at a hotel valet in Aug…
01:01:40 |
Wed 01 Feb 2023
Red Delicious
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from Texas with cedar fever and some new boots. She is taking a quick breath before she is back on the road again this weekend to listen…
01:11:52 |
Wed 25 Jan 2023
It's About the Journey
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is reporting live, from Austin,Texas! She narrowly made it to her hotel after riding in a maroon escalade with a drug dealer named Charlie, but …
01:04:22 |
Wed 18 Jan 2023
LET THE BIG DAWGS BITE
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is fresh off a z-pack from Mexico and the ride of her life through the sofi stadium to be an SEC ally for the dawgs. She is sniffling her way thr…
00:49:20 |
Fri 13 Jan 2023
HOW DID WE GET HERE
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is ringing in the new years with fresh boundaries with her negative CVS. She will no longer allow their filthy carpet and refusal to take her ins…
01:03:59 |
Wed 04 Jan 2023
"Rose and Thorn" with Jeff Daniels
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is sitting down with her Italian stallion to recap 2022 highs and lows and doomsday prep for the 2023 shit show season. Jeff and Heather both s…
00:52:12 |
Fri 30 Dec 2022
Missed Connections
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather prepares herself mentally for the battle of Christmas and reminds herself it's not about fighting a petite elderly woman for the last giftcard a…
01:07:36 |
Wed 21 Dec 2022
"Only Give 70%" with Guest Andrew Collin
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather sits down with friends and road dog, Andrew Collin. They are fresh off 3 shows in the midwest and recording live from a Hilton in Grand Rapids w…
01:04:56 |
Wed 14 Dec 2022
Attitude of Gratitude
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is recovering from a wild weekend in the Big Easy where she received alot of attitude from mixologists and almost fought a college kid in a night…
01:13:50 |
Wed 07 Dec 2022
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