Absolutely Not
"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 61 minutes
- Episodes
- 343
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
TED Talks From a Nobody
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather chats with fellow comedian and newly single pal, Jared Freid. They break down the hard truths of what it's like to navigate show biz, inspire f…
00:48:41 |
Wed 13 Jul 2022
Creep From Bocca
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather sits down with her favorite grumpy old man- comedian Andrew Collin. They dissect his new life living with a lady, reminisce on Spring Break in D…
01:05:03 |
Wed 06 Jul 2022
Putting on the Dog
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews the queens of the southern hair empire, Salty Locks, Britt and Amber Harrington. They discuss working with family, a female run busin…
00:58:31 |
Wed 29 Jun 2022
EAT LAY SHOVE
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her genuine friend, Jackie Schimmel. They discuss their summer plans to move to Europe, Eat all the food, lay horizontal and release …
00:54:04 |
Wed 22 Jun 2022
No Passport, No Problem
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather has had a fully mental breakdown from the complete shitshow that has been her wedding prep. She has finally turned into one of THOSE brides and …
00:57:08 |
Wed 15 Jun 2022
Garage Triage
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hits the hotline- only to double down on the fact that women might be the REAL scammers. We've got a lady running an ER out of her garage, A tim…
00:56:14 |
Wed 08 Jun 2022
"SAUVY B SUNRISE"
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her final farewell tour performance. Just when she thought it was time to get an IV drip of propofol for her medically induced coma…
01:05:21 |
Wed 01 Jun 2022
FULLY BOOKED
On this episode of the Absolutely not podcast, Heather is letting you know, School is out for summer and bitch we are fully booked! It doesn't matter if you are hustlin' as a lifeguard, taking the ki…
00:55:09 |
Wed 25 May 2022
Core Memory
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather takes you down memory lane and drives you right into the "Core MeMories" of your childhood- from the sheer joy you'd feel on a field trip day, t…
01:01:07 |
Fri 20 May 2022
Sorry You're Detained!
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back south of the border from her weekend of shows in Toronto. After getting held up at the border, listening to a threesome all night and cr…
01:04:13 |
Wed 11 May 2022
No Reservations
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back in the LA studios fresh from a midwest weekend on tour. She's working, but apparently not enough to save her from being humbled in a bu…
01:09:57 |
Wed 04 May 2022
"Trauma in the Drama" with guest Christina Tompkins
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a 3-day bender on the West coast. She saw a mormon trying to escape in Salt Lake, a man with a neck tat cry in Phoenix and a drive-…
01:18:50 |
Wed 27 Apr 2022
Deflection Beauty
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is celebrating the Rising of the lord, with some street safety tips and life advice. She is so full of knowledge and shit at the same time it's …
01:04:32 |
Wed 20 Apr 2022
"MASTER SCAMMERS" with Raymond Padilla
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has on her man of honor, Raymond Padilla, and they give you a play by play of how they scammed their way into the Masters this weekend. There we…
01:01:35 |
Wed 13 Apr 2022
Meet Me At The Beverly Center Part 2
On this roller coaster of an episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back in the LA studios. She talks about her wedding woes, nightmares and THAT guy at the gym - then hits the hotline to …
01:03:14 |
Wed 06 Apr 2022
ABSOLUTELY KNOT (Boat LYFE)
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from the Boca Yacht Club and has decided she needs to be on the intercoastal with Annie Hathaway & some old dude from New Jersey. She sp…
01:02:52 |
Wed 30 Mar 2022
Sparky
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from a magical midwest weekend. She had a tour stop in Tulsa and Omaha and in between had one of the creepiest Airline lounge experience…
01:00:33 |
Wed 23 Mar 2022
Pre-Boarding Birthday Bitch
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is so selfless she does ACTUAL work on her birthday to give you the full scoop on her Parisian travels from the weekend. What a wild, dairy-fue…
00:55:50 |
Thu 17 Mar 2022
Princess of Peace
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast - Heather is on a real tear on International Women's Day. After a great weekend in Albany slinging jokes, she's back with attitude and some health advice…
00:54:17 |
Wed 09 Mar 2022
Half Court Perv
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather tries her best to understand what the absolute fuck is going on- but it's pretty much all a big Absolutely NOT. She hits the hotline to see if y…
00:54:47 |
Wed 02 Mar 2022
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