Absolutely Not
"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 61 minutes
- Episodes
- 342
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
Hope and a Prayer
On this episode, Heather is in Atlanta and gearing up for a couple of wild upcoming weeks. She chats about the stresses of still living with Robin and solutions like joining a dojo or becoming a kick…
01:01:49 |
Wed 03 Sep 2025
The Showgirl is Back!
On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after getting back on the road with The Bamboozled Tour in Memphis and Charlotte. The Showgirl is back on the road and another showgirl is enga…
01:07:29 |
Wed 27 Aug 2025
Well Done but Juicy with Retta
On this episode, Heather is in LA and welcomes her fabulous friend, Retta to the pod! Retta and Heather met at a friend's birthday in Mexico and connected over margaritas and steak. They chat about a…
01:04:41 |
Thu 21 Aug 2025
Return of Joy Ride to the ATM
This week, we’re reminiscing tales from Heather’s last tour ahead of some stops in Tennessee and Texas. In this replay episode, she breaks down the details of the insane predicament she found herself…
01:04:22 |
Wed 13 Aug 2025
Who’s Unc Now?
On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after her annual European summer vacay. She has weeded through her tik-tok trolls only to realize she has come out ahead as America’s Unc. She relives her…
01:30:43 |
Wed 06 Aug 2025
Stronger than Ozempic
On this episode, Heather is recording straight from a pool house in Mallorca—armed with nothing but her phone, a questionable Wi-Fi signal, and enough acid reflux to ignite a small fire. She’s giving…
00:52:06 |
Wed 30 Jul 2025
Two Weeks Too Long (Replay)
On this replay of the pod from almost exactly 3 years ago, we get Heather fresh off her extra long honeymoon. While she should feel refreshed, renewed and wildly in love- she is lucky to not be in an…
01:10:16 |
Wed 23 Jul 2025
Summer at Chateau McMahan with Robin
On this episode, Heather welcomes the one and only Robin McMahan to the studio. Robin is back from Portugal with a group of fabulous older women and bestows some advice before Heather's trip. They di…
01:08:49 |
Wed 16 Jul 2025
Zoom Out with Jackie Schimmel
On this episode, Heather is in LA and welcoming her favorite bitch, Jackie Schimmel, who is about to head out on her own tour- Dim the Lights. They discuss how we all need to zoom out, berating each …
01:03:43 |
Wed 09 Jul 2025
Nothing Natural
On this episode, Heather is on the up and up after the events of the last few weeks. She chats about how turtles and cardinals are now showing up as signs, what it was like 100 years ago, and how she…
01:02:39 |
Wed 02 Jul 2025
Bouncing Back
On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after a very stressful and eventful week. Definitely feels like she can't get her neck above water and brings you along her insane days. She rel…
01:25:24 |
Wed 25 Jun 2025
Bat in the Balenciaga (Replay)
This week, we're pulling another classic episode out of the archives for the newcomers. This one features one of the wildest voicemails we've heard yet, a mom having to break the holy water out for h…
01:16:03 |
Wed 18 Jun 2025
The Artist’s Way with Tinx
On this episode, Heather welcomes her friend from the internet Tinx to the pod after they both separately went to Beyonce the night before! They question why they have never met up for a 3 martini lu…
00:58:33 |
Thu 12 Jun 2025
North Face, Baby
On the episode, Heather is fresh off her NYC takeover—including a memorable night at The Beacon. Now she’s back in her basement, recording old-school style and fighting off whatever funk the universe…
01:06:20 |
Wed 04 Jun 2025
Wiggin’ Out with Andrea Lopez and Anna Roisman
On this episode, Heather is back in NYC and welcomes two cruising hussies to the pod. Andrea and Anna are hosts of their own pod Big Wigs but are famously known for their impressions. They chat abou…
00:58:33 |
Wed 28 May 2025
In Her Color Palette with Kelsey Cook
On this episode, Heather welcomes Kelsey Cook to the podcast studio. Kelsey is another fabulous comic that is on tour and has released her new special, Mark Your Territory. They connect on never bein…
01:04:01 |
Wed 28 May 2025
Atlanta is Family
On this episode, Heather is in the studio after a big weekend performing at her home theatre - The Fox. She chats about how doing a show at home can be more stressful than any other cities and how th…
01:02:49 |
Wed 21 May 2025
Daaaa Pope
On the episode, Heather is feeling nautical (and musical) in a fully bedazzled ship captain’s hat. She has some hot takes on the newly appointed American pope and shares some of the gifts she receive…
00:56:22 |
Wed 14 May 2025
When Life Gives You Lemon Drops
On the episode, Heather is home for a few days and back in the Atlanta studio. She has been enjoying her few days at home, before it’s back on the road. She goes over how Robin’s trip to Portugal ha…
01:09:35 |
Wed 07 May 2025
This is Healing
On this episode, Heather is taking it old school and recording live from a hotel room in Miami. No, she isn’t still on the cruise, she is back to working girl life as a corporate girlie. She gives th…
01:13:24 |
Wed 30 Apr 2025
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