Absolutely Not
"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 61 minutes
- Episodes
- 342
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
HIRED BUT TIRED - Heather McMahan and guest, Jeff Daniels
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is fresh off her Italy tour and quite honestly, NOT WELL. She is gearing up for the next two weeks on the road and got ahold of some of the Devi…
01:08:05 |
Thu 14 Nov 2019
Pi Kappa Pasta
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is coming at ya live from Fonté de Medici out in the sweet rolling hills of Chianti, baby. She is running an entire sorority out of a medieval c…
00:56:06 |
Wed 06 Nov 2019
Ovaries On A Plane
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather relives her brush with death experience from the past weekend on her Virgin Atlantic flight where her right ovary, legit exploded. The details a…
01:02:09 |
Wed 30 Oct 2019
Florida House Party
On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is in her own personal hell-hole, the State of Florida. Fresh off a college girls reunion and nursing a 3 day old hangover she does the absolute most from h…
01:05:17 |
Wed 23 Oct 2019
PRIVATE SCHOOL SAVAGE
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather sit down with fellow comic, Andrew T Collin. He's one of her new "straight" male friends and she has already made him super uncomfortable with t…
01:18:29 |
Wed 16 Oct 2019
Pepper in Your Panties
On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather gets a real kick in the ass when some Sassy Susan has the audacity to chime in on the Italian Stallion. Heather tries to keep it cool but there are more Abs…
00:59:53 |
Wed 09 Oct 2019
Ep. 15 Two ole' Power Lesbians
On This weeks episode of Absolutely Not, Heather sits down with comedian Taylor Strecker, who might have an even raspier voice than Heather. They discuss getting in shape, love, life, touring, and la…
01:08:33 |
Wed 02 Oct 2019
Ep. 14 BIG GIRL CONVERSATION
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, comedian Rosebud Baker visits the studio, aka Heather's living room, to discuss real grown-woman-shit. They discuss diversity in comedy, what it's like …
01:03:02 |
Wed 25 Sep 2019
Ep. 13 THE OREGON TRAIL
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather discuses the life-lessons and survival tactics she picked up from the road. Fresh off the first leg of the "Farewell Tour" Heather breaks down w…
00:57:05 |
Wed 18 Sep 2019
Ep. 12 Italian Stallion Pipes Up
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Jeff, Heather’s fiancé, joins in on the fun aka he forced her to put him on the pod. They discuss living together, the secrets to not killing each other…
00:57:34 |
Wed 11 Sep 2019
Ep. 11 Fourth Grade Enemies with the Founder of Show Me Your Mumu Cammy Miller
Heather sits down with childhood friend and founder of the fabulous womens-wear brand Show Me Your Mumu. The ladies discuss the rocky start to their friendship in fourth grade, how Cammy built Show M…
00:53:24 |
Wed 04 Sep 2019
Ep. 10 I'M DONE!!!
On this weeks episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather has a full blown mental breakdown and says, BYE TO THE HATERZZZZZ. She is a week out from Tour and truly doing the most. She is cranky, s…
00:45:54 |
Wed 28 Aug 2019
Ep. 09 YA PEAKED with Jamie Greenberg
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, we chat with Heather's OG instagram friend and celebrity makeup artist Jamie Greenburg. This episode isn't just about serums and concealer... oh no ladi…
01:08:23 |
Wed 21 Aug 2019
Ep. 8 Busy Philipps: Doing the F*cking Most.
On this episode of ABsolutely Not, Heather sits down with long time friend and possibly long long sister, Busy Philipps to discuss career, manifesting and all things being a bad ass BITCH. They are …
00:48:03 |
Wed 14 Aug 2019
Ep. 7 Live From Her Mom's Basement... it's Heather McMahan!
On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather relishes in the wild two weeks she has had, from co-hosting the Today show, selling out a tour, to ending RIGHT back in her mom's basement sweating her ass …
01:04:32 |
Wed 07 Aug 2019
Ep. 6 Glamorous Stroke with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible
On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather sits down with fellow funny gal, Jackie Schimmel from "The Bitch Bible" and they discuss everything that makes them tick. From adults on adderall to wedding…
00:56:14 |
Wed 31 Jul 2019
Ep. 5 Man of Honor
On this episode or Absolutely Not Heather talks to her bff & arch nemesis Raymond Padilla. He is the Gayle to her Oprah yet he’ll say it’s the other way around. They discuss how they hated each other…
00:52:22 |
Wed 24 Jul 2019
Ep. 4 Wellness Update... We Are Unwell
On this episode of "Absolutely Not" Heather gives a full wellness update on adjusting to life in the hell-hole that is New York City. She breaks down the subway, rat-squirrel combos, her latest eye i…
00:40:07 |
Wed 17 Jul 2019
Ep. 3 Adam Rippon: The Show Must Go On
On this episode of Absolutely Not I sit down with Olympic Athlete and all-around hilarious super-star, Adam Rippon. When Adam isn’t on the ice showing everyone “what’s good” he can be seen interviewi…
00:57:57 |
Wed 10 Jul 2019
Ep. 1 Jennifer Love Hewitt: We Know What She Did Last Summer
In this episode we sit down with Heathers fiancé's biggest crush of all time, Jennifer Love Hewitt, to discuss how she went from Kids Incorporated to the a top Hollywood producer and all around bad b…
00:48:20 |
Wed 03 Jul 2019
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