Absolutely Not
"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 61 minutes
- Episodes
- 343
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
STUCK UNDER THE TRUNDLE-BED TRISH
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has hit her September shit show wall and is literally stuck under a trundle-bed of emotion. She is pulling out ALL OF THE FEELINGS from 2020 int…
00:52:54 |
Wed 09 Sep 2020
THE GA LAW LADY, ASHLEY MCMAHAN "GIVE ME A SIDE OF MAC SAUCE"
On this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is chatting with her ball busting, criminal defense attorney, big sis, Ashley. Also known as the Georgia Law Lady, she helps Heather break down …
01:00:14 |
Wed 02 Sep 2020
An Expert, An Asshole, An Alcoholic with Kate Kennedy of the Be There In Five Podcast
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather interviews Kate Kennedy of the "Be There in Five" podcast. It's their one-year anniversary since they met and now everything is coming full circ…
00:53:40 |
Wed 26 Aug 2020
Sandy Vag But Delta Diamond
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather breaks down her trip to Florida and is coming in guns hot after Robin Hijacks the episode. She hits the hotline and lemme tell you what, y'all a…
00:43:10 |
Wed 19 Aug 2020
RAZZLE DAZZLE ME, RICK!
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather catches you up to speed on her Hollywood ventures, buying a car from the Patriarchy and taking your Voicemails. We are getting dumber as the yea…
00:48:32 |
Wed 12 Aug 2020
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her hippie trip to Asheville North Carolina, where she experienced Satan at work. Between the Dog fights, Spiritual reads, and kids…
00:49:32 |
Wed 05 Aug 2020
THE MAYOR OF NANTUCKET with Raymond Padilla
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather has her friend Big Daddy Raymond Padilla in town, fresh off his high horse from his luxury villa in Nantucket. He has decided to run for mayor, …
00:42:50 |
Wed 29 Jul 2020
Do You Wanna Be My Surrogate?
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather has her hilarious and ball-busting sister, Ashley, also known as the Georgia Law Lady in the studio. They discuss their fucked up genes, what it …
00:59:34 |
Wed 22 Jul 2020
Dumb and Dumber
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather answers your pressing questions, like "Should my baby have their own instagram account", "Do you watch military return videos?" " Are you a swin…
00:49:15 |
Wed 15 Jul 2020
WORK HARD PLAY HARDER
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is anxious and over caffeinated but doing her best to hold on to the future. The Voicemails this week are dumber than ever, but it doesn't stop …
00:48:56 |
Wed 08 Jul 2020
Tiny Urethra on the Broadway
Heather is back in the studio, aka her Mom's "Office" with her Tour Producer, Chris Ketner. Since they can't be on the road together touring the world, the convo has taken a wild turn to REAL TALK TO…
00:53:26 |
Wed 01 Jul 2020
Blame the SnowBirds
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather takes a few calls from the new Hot spot of Florida and tries to figure out what the hell is going on. Were not even halfway through the year, an…
00:47:13 |
Wed 24 Jun 2020
Be the You Today, You Wanna Be Tomorrow
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather hops back on the VoiceMails and legit LOL's till the cows come home. Y'all have taken it to another level. She discusses the chaos of living in …
00:49:12 |
Wed 17 Jun 2020
Let's Go Girls
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather takes a moment to pause and very bluntly let everyone know that if you are a racist, the unfollow button is easy. Bye Bye,Sir. We will not put u…
00:51:06 |
Wed 10 Jun 2020
Robin Goes to Greece
On this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather shares the psychological torture she endures everyday living with Diva Red in lockup. These two are in the words of MegtheStallion “savage, class…
00:53:12 |
Wed 27 May 2020
WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON
On this solo episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is falling apart at the thin ankles, literally. With a burnt taint, a rolled ankle and nothing to do, she has hit a new LEVEL OF NOPE. She …
00:49:29 |
Wed 20 May 2020
Burnt My Grundle
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather relives her emotional journey after having hot coffee spilled on her vagina in the Starbucks Drive-Thru. The Grundle is crispy, the attitude is …
00:42:37 |
Wed 13 May 2020
A Little Bit of CRAZY!
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather decides to flip the script on Love and find out whats been happening to her single friends during LOVE, LOCKED UP RAW! Just because we are in qu…
00:45:51 |
Wed 06 May 2020
I Hate Everyone with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible Podcast
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has dear friend and fellow shit talker extraordinaire, Jackie Schimmel in the studio. They both look as equally hideous on zoom as they do in pe…
00:42:17 |
Wed 29 Apr 2020
AND THATS ON GOD
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is sweating from the leather couch in her Mom's basement and has a whole lot of attitude. She is hitting the hotline hard and taking your calls…
00:42:18 |
Wed 22 Apr 2020
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