Absolutely Not
"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 61 minutes
- Episodes
- 343
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
Spanky's Retreat with the GA Law Lady!
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is sitting down with her attorney & sister, Ashley McMahan. They are catching up on the wild weekend's they both had. With sandy toes, full drin…
00:58:03 |
Wed 16 Jun 2021
Mild Anesthesia
On this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is literally coming out of the operating room and recording this whole podcast honestly, kinda high. No days off for this SHEMPIRE! lolzzz jk do…
00:52:11 |
Wed 09 Jun 2021
Im Going To Flawida
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is on a downward spiral from injecting hormones like a Kardashian getting a BBL. When she is inspired by a caller to get in touch with her Flori…
00:58:19 |
Wed 02 Jun 2021
Tool Belt of Responsibilities
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is sweating through her linen short set, anxiously awaiting her second round of egg freezing & stresses AF about work. She is keeping herself ch…
00:51:23 |
Wed 26 May 2021
Island Lyfe Featuring Surprise Guest, Chris Ketner
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather recaps her girls weekend that felt like camp on a secret island. She has returned, sunburned, raspy and puffier than ever. Just as she is gettin…
00:56:10 |
Thu 20 May 2021
Low Hanging Fruit with Jackie Schimmel, Host of The Bitch Bible
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has friend and fellow bitchy podcaster, Jackie Schimmel in the house, literally, she's at Robin's. She brought her intern, Jennifer Lopez with h…
00:45:22 |
Wed 12 May 2021
Who Died?
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is breaking down her medical blunders and asking y'all why the hell you're living with regret. We are Live Laugh Loving our way through the Abso…
00:57:07 |
Wed 05 May 2021
Lil Sheeba
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather updates you on her doozie of a medical issue and realizes that she isn't the "pillar of the fertility community" she thought she was. She is swe…
00:59:26 |
Wed 28 Apr 2021
Pack of Skanks
On this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is talking about civilian chemistry and mixed signals from her stallion. She is spiraling from the human growth hormone and trying to understand…
00:57:28 |
Wed 21 Apr 2021
Pu$$Y Poppin
On this episode Heather breaks down one of her most embarrassing moments from this past weekend at the airport and explains why no one knows how to behave themselves. We're all wildly socially awkwar…
00:57:12 |
Thu 15 Apr 2021
Raymond Padilla Wellness Check
Heather catches up with friend and OG podcast guest Raymond Padilla! They discuss Ray's recent move to New York (spoiler: its been a bumpy ride) and how he is living his "gay ass truth".
Head ov…
01:04:48 |
Wed 07 Apr 2021
Take That Trish!
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather claps back at herself bc the hormones are making her feel like a genetically modified chicken tender with a side of sassy dont-give-a-F#ck ranch…
00:52:00 |
Wed 31 Mar 2021
Pregnant Pirates Meet Olivia Benson
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather Breaks down her recent surprise in the Turks and all the trouble she stirred up in Charleston. There was leather, edibles, bootcut jeans and lot…
00:57:06 |
Wed 24 Mar 2021
Hollywood Tower of Terror
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with herself in a downward spiral about this dumbest shit ever, per usual. It's her birthday and she is reporting live from the Turks and …
00:58:50 |
Wed 17 Mar 2021
Spilling the English Breakfast Tea
Heather's long time friend and fellow thespian extraordinaire, Tina T, is in town and the ladies are spilling the literal HIGH TEA on their weekend debauchery and breaking down the riveting Oprah int…
01:04:59 |
Wed 10 Mar 2021
ET, TU BRUTE?
On this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather is stepping in her pisces self-loathing season and realizing her physical well being is important but also almost impossible to keep up with. Her…
00:52:31 |
Wed 03 Mar 2021
Sisterhood of the Traveling Wind Breaker
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather checks in on her friends down in the hill country and has some major Absolutely Nots. She isn’t fucking around with weather shaming, COVID shamin…
00:52:40 |
Wed 24 Feb 2021
Shout Out To Maurice with Jeff Daniels AKA The Italian Stallion
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews her husband, Jeff Daniels on all things love and marriage. It's Valentine's week and who better to answer your relationship questions…
01:19:17 |
Wed 17 Feb 2021
Reach for the Stars
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is about to lose her shit with EVERYONE and clearly y'all are on the same wavelength. The voicemail line is buzzing with bullshit and Heather i…
00:56:18 |
Wed 10 Feb 2021
LEFT BEHIND
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather Breaks down what's been happening these past two weeks. It's a RAW AND REAL episode full of zero medical advice, lots of sweating and saying the…
00:57:11 |
Wed 03 Feb 2021
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