Absolutely Not
"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 61 minutes
- Episodes
- 343
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
Public Hot Tubs with Guest Robin McMahan
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather finally gets her mother to sit down and give her 10 minutes of time. Robin has an extensive pro's and cons list of dating must-haves, and good l…
00:49:07 |
Wed 13 Oct 2021
Dog's On It
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is jolted back into her Suburban life with paying bills and dealing with Diva Red. Nothing more humbling than coming home to your mother screami…
00:57:04 |
Wed 06 Oct 2021
Wellness Update: High
Heather is in the Mile High City, or as she now calls it The High City. We are talking mom weed, IBS, depressed flowers and Heather's rude awakening returning to the US after her Italian adventure.
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00:49:01 |
Fri 01 Oct 2021
Bitching and Chitchatting with Jeff
On this Special bonus Episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is once again recording from Italy before heading to the Mile-High City (Denver) to continue her tour. Not all is as it seems in idyllic Repub…
00:55:02 |
Thu 23 Sep 2021
George Clooney with Special Guest Jeff Daniels
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is recording from her hotel in Venice,Italy. She has already spent too much money and is waiting for the hotel to kick her out once they realize…
00:55:19 |
Tue 21 Sep 2021
Must Be Nice!
On this episode of Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has come unhinged with the bullshit. Between Jeff's sweaty ass and everyone giving their opinion on everything, MUST BE REAL NICE SHERYL, to blow up…
00:52:36 |
Wed 15 Sep 2021
Cody From New Jersey
On this episode Heather breaks down her trip to Vegas, how she survived but wishes she had a scooter the whole time. She's taking your calls from the Hotline and giving you a hot safety tip reminder!…
00:59:14 |
Sat 11 Sep 2021
This Girl's Gotta Eat!
Heather is joined by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg, hosts of the Girls Gotta Eat Podcast to chat all things tour life, unruly fans and wild college memories. Buckle in for this one!
Righ…
00:49:27 |
Wed 01 Sep 2021
Spread Thick
Heather is back in LA and she is hot and bothered - literally! In todays' episode Heather talks tour life, gives her best dating advice and stalks an LA masseuse (were looking at your Ruben). Buckle …
00:54:03 |
Sun 29 Aug 2021
Every Body, Rock your BODY!
Heather has teamed up with Old Navy for this episode all about bod-equality and being your most "boss a$$ b*tch" self. She also gets into the perils of cat-fishing, why all Scottish men are hot and w…
00:36:32 |
Wed 25 Aug 2021
Roll Tide!
Heather gets down and dirty with her thoughts on the Alabama Sorority Rush craze and recounts her own experiences as a southern sorority girl!
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00:40:34 |
Sat 21 Aug 2021
Wash Your Mouth out with Soap
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back on the road tearing it up one club at a time. She's in Arkansas and happier than a literal pig in shit to be telling jokes again. She's …
00:42:50 |
Wed 18 Aug 2021
To Be Honest
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather answers the age-old questions of "How do I get back at my ex-fiance?", "Why is everyone an idiot?", "Is the world ending?" ya know, light hearte…
00:58:54 |
Wed 11 Aug 2021
Communal Dildo
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hit the Absolutely Not line with all of your insane but very valid issues. It's apparent no one at the CDC knows what's going on and we apparent…
00:49:02 |
Wed 04 Aug 2021
Dirty Shirley with Raymond Padilla
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather checks in on her buddy and apparent Warehouse Party-goer, Ray Padilla. He is a pillar of the "Leisure Gay" community and here to judge you. They…
00:54:32 |
Wed 28 Jul 2021
Reverse Results
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is day 1 on a cleanse in the words of Chris Farley "STARVING OVER HERE". She is hitting the hotline harder than ever before. It is always comfor…
00:53:05 |
Wed 21 Jul 2021
The Return of Chris Ketner
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has been in her basement working on the tour and has her buddy Christopher Ketner trapped. They decided to jump into the voicemail hotline to se…
00:53:23 |
Wed 14 Jul 2021
Energy Suck
Heather is fresh from her vacay in the Turks and has a PSA for anyone trying to be a friggin LESLIE out there. We literally don't have time for this shit. It's a Hot Girl's Summer and a few of y'all…
00:45:17 |
Thu 08 Jul 2021
Double Bagged
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her mother and artist extraordinaire, The Red Contemporary, to discuss work, dating, and general fabulosity. Diva Red is dishing…
00:54:57 |
Wed 30 Jun 2021
Patient Portal
On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather gets a lil pep-in-her-step after realizing she might in-fact qualify for the Olympics. After hitting the Voicemail hot line, she finds out someone got their…
00:54:37 |
Wed 23 Jun 2021
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