Absolutely Not
"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 61 minutes
- Episodes
- 342
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2025
Half Owl with Ashley McMahan
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is chatting with her sister, the GA Law Lady about vax'n their mom, basic childhood trauma and finding their inner animal. Ashley is pissed her …
01:07:33 |
Wed 20 Jan 2021
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather spins her New Years Wheels straight to crazy town. She has no fucking idea what is happening in the world and is trying to give you sage advice …
00:54:41 |
Wed 13 Jan 2021
Supply and Demand with Benito Skinner AKA @bennydrama7
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast Heather sits down with her favorite comedian and BFF Benny Drama to discuss their major glow-ups. Benny is the king of impressions and he gives Heather t…
01:10:42 |
Wed 06 Jan 2021
Winslet Wellness Check
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is majorly concerned with Kate Winslet's wellbeing and whereabouts. She answers your insane End of the Year Voicemails and has a slight bit of o…
01:00:02 |
Wed 30 Dec 2020
Health, Wellness and Botox with Arielle Lorre
Heather is joined by Arielle Lorre, host of The Blonde Files Podcast to talk all things self care, motivation, wellness and how she overcame personal challenges to get to where she is today. She is a…
00:54:33 |
Wed 23 Dec 2020
Funeral Arrangements with Jackie Schimmel
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews dear friend, host of The Bitch Bible Podcast and CYA next Tuesday companion, Jackie Schimmel. And trust and believe they are throwin…
00:55:31 |
Wed 16 Dec 2020
Fried Fridays and Online Dating with guest, Elizabeth Howard
Heather Sits down with one of her oldest and dearest Delta Gamma sisters, Elizabeth Howard, to discuss the trials and tribulations of online dating with her single sister. SHE IS APPALLED and shocked…
01:09:41 |
Wed 09 Dec 2020
Calories Don't Count, RICK
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather breaks down the age old question.... "Why exactly does Jeff sleep with tape on his mouth AND still works in New York?" We survived Thanksgiving …
01:01:37 |
Wed 02 Dec 2020
Has Anyone Seen My Tooth? with Guest Casey Balsham
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews fellow comedian, Casey Balsham of the SHADY SHIT podcast! Casey is literally looking for her loose tooth while bitching about what a …
01:01:23 |
Wed 25 Nov 2020
OASIS GOODTIME EMPORIUM
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is sweating through her shirt dealing with one technological meltdown after another. Sis can't catch a break! I mean what are we even doing anym…
00:58:31 |
Wed 18 Nov 2020
HEART HEALTHY with guest Christopher Ketner
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her friend, Christopher Ketner on some raw dog topics of how their bullshit threshold is at an all time low. America has spoken and t…
01:03:52 |
Wed 11 Nov 2020
TWO DICKS TOO MANY
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather shares a cool comedy experience that is literally giving her a will to live. There is a light at the end of this 2020 tunnel, even if it means w…
00:56:59 |
Wed 04 Nov 2020
Keeping Up with the McMahan's
Heather sits down with Big Red and the Georgia Law Lady, also known as her mom and sister for a deep dive into internet scammers and the hot mess that is 2020. As usual, Robin is serving all the sass…
01:08:35 |
Wed 28 Oct 2020
Jennifer Lawrence: She's Got An Oscar, I've Got Sciatica
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews a true acting icon and apparently the podcast's biggest fan, Jennifer Lawrence. Yes, you read that right, JLAW. The two discuss life …
00:51:08 |
Wed 21 Oct 2020
CANADIAN SK8R BOI
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is in her last week of Canada Glory. She has become a local, eating the fish, wearing the beanies and blasting Avril Lavigne at the top of her l…
00:51:15 |
Thu 15 Oct 2020
Doing Zoomies in Europe
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is revved up after a wild tweet that sent her into a tailspin of laughter, confusion and sadness. She is also recapping her favorite new "escape…
00:55:28 |
Wed 07 Oct 2020
ADD IT TO THE LIST, MIKE
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather uncovers some uncomfortable truths about herself and gives you a full rundown of her last week locked up. She's made a list and she's checking it…
00:47:17 |
Wed 30 Sep 2020
GO FUND ME FROM CANADA
Heather is on the brink of a full blown meltdown coming to ya live from a new state-sanctioned Quarantine north of the border in Canada. She's in town for work and they legit sent her to her room and…
00:49:01 |
Wed 23 Sep 2020
IM A SALESGUY
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather's dear friend, Andrew Collin, is here to bitch and swindle his way back into our hearts. He's still single and apparently getting "ripped" in qu…
01:00:54 |
Wed 16 Sep 2020
STUCK UNDER THE TRUNDLE-BED TRISH
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has hit her September shit show wall and is literally stuck under a trundle-bed of emotion. She is pulling out ALL OF THE FEELINGS from 2020 int…
00:52:54 |
Wed 09 Sep 2020
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