Therapy Gecko

A caller tells how his long distance marriage is being challenged by a large amount of debt related to buying a lot of expensive drone equipment.

Afterwards a final caller reflects on the woes of dati…

A caller talks about being adopted from Colombia at age 3, dueling a Benadryl fueled sleep paralysis demon, working at Yosemite National park with a bunch of characters, and his next plans for life.

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A caller attempts to find happiness after some life altering injuries and a final caller and I shoot the shit about the universe.  

I am going to watch the fish.  I am a gecko.

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A man calls from the hospital shortly after being bitten by a venomous snake.

Afterwards a caller explains why they lit their work computer on fire, and a final caller tells me stories from their time…

I ramble about the paradox of anxiety, and a caller tries to change their co-worker's poor hygiene.

I have got to get a new hat. I am a gecko.

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A caller talks about their quest to document Bigfoot and how it’s made them feel more alive than ever. 

Then a caller bakes cakes to prevent their spiral into chaos and a locksmith reveals their crook…

A UPS employee talks about workplace protest, rivalry amongst delivery drivers, and trying to have a good relationship with his daughter.

Then a final caller and I talk about if you can always be happ…

A caller from Austria talks about life working at a homeless shelter along with his personal dreams and stuff like that.

Later a caller makes new friends by running pinball tournaments and a final cal…

A caller is not sure how to react after their father tries to rekindle a relationship with him via a family group chat.

Later a debates if she should do OnlyFans, a caller flees their life in Texas, a…

A caller questions if life will get easier after abandoning their religious childhood.

Later a caller gets poop in their mouth, a Colombian caller reflects on the “American Dream”, and a final caller …

I get into it with an impressive slinky artist about into what it means to “have it all figured out.”

Afterwards a caller debates moving to Spain or buying some sheep, another caller tries to make sen…

A caller plans their move out of their parents house after deciding they want more out of life.

Later a final caller tells the story of trying to fit in after coming from Puerto Rico to mainland USA.

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A caller talks about his bumpy history with substance abuse, the hallucinations it ignited, and how he got clean.

Afterwards a caller attempts a life transformation and another caller makes some big …

A caller discusses their “homeless by choice” lifestyle of couch hopping around stranger’s homes.

Afterwards a daughter tries to make sense of why her dad keeps faking his death on Facebook and I have…

A Canadian calls in to talk about their job assisting with medically induced euthanasia, and why they find it beautiful.

Then a caller seeks vengeance via martial arts, and a final caller debates whet…

A caller obsesses over the idea of his teacher becoming like his mom, and a final caller and I talk about Panda Express for 15 minutes. I promise it’s a really good episode. 

Do not draw dicks on my E…

A caller tells me how his lifelong desire to have someone to love has led him to a series of impulsive choices.

Later a caller tries to stay positive after getting fired and a final caller receives qu…

A caller talks about who they are, who they were, and who they wanted to be as a punk rocker and a father.

Then a final caller attempts to convert his father’s farm into a weed biz.

Geese have teeth on…

A caller tells me about some positivity he’s gleaned from his wife kidnapping his child. Life is crazy.

Then a final caller attempts to escape an unfulfilling life in the United States by moving to Au…

A man named Buddha describes how he achieved enlightenment with nitrous oxide, a caller jizzes on pizza, a caller aspires to open a tortoise ranch, a caller believes they are god, and final caller wo…