Therapy Gecko

We learn all about our callers’ traditions. Including shoving pizza crust up their ass, getting into bar fights, knitting, and more.

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Topics include selling vacuum sealed underwear on Craigslist, ghostwriting erotic novels, how to get on your school’s Instagram meme page, and more. We also discuss the benefits of working at Taco Be…

Topics include how to deal with your roommates trying to poison you, why grades are stupid, pissing into a condom, and more. Plus I respond to everyone thinking I’m high all the time.

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The Therapy Gecko podcast returns!!! Stories of smuggling drugs into jail, scamming men on the Internet, disgruntled call center workers, and more.

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A cheating spouse, a sadistic 4th grader, and a deep dive into 3 men named Scott. Short and sweet ;)

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One of my favorite episodes in a while: calls with a confused hotdog enthusiast, a man afraid of his own penis, a closeted anime fan, and more. We also follow up with Wednesday The Witch and a woman …

Calls with a horny mom, an alligator wrestler, 2 people who’ve done too much acid, and more. It’s a whole thing.

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Regret from sending nudes, a repressed dominatrix, a hidden bottle of piss, a guest appearance from John Mulaney, and more. Hoooooo-wee!!!!!

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Video game addictions, Craigslist romances, bathroom attacks, and more. This one’s a doozy...

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Getting deep with just 4 callers this episode: stories of escaping a cult, an Englishman too nice for his own good, a skeptic AA member, and then a caller who hates all the other callers.

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Stories of train hopping, being seduced by a rich married couple, desperate toilet paper substitutes, and more. We also learn how to distance from friends after they burn your grandma’s house down an…

We discover the dangers of international Tinder usage, speak with a woman who reads death certificates for a living, and learn about ejaculation through the knees. Later my sister Chloe makes a guest…

Stories of vehicular assault, whale attacks, and vet technicians. We also talk with a controversial children's entertainer and get high in the parking lot of Home Depot.

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Once upon a time, a man decided to paint his face green, dress up as a gecko, and chat with anonymous Internet strangers.

Explore conversations on repressed sex dreams, Taco Bell gang wars, hallucinat…

A caller buys a ticket to a remote island to go vacationing with a girl he met online and is ghosted upon arrival. We coach him through this L.

We also speak to an aspiring hentai artist, a beekeeper,…

We examine the budding relationship between a chemistry tutor and his student, as well as a man and his ghost friend. We also talk to a self-hating anime fan, explore long distance relationships, and…

Stories of flirty roommates, creating little men in a factory, stepdad issues, and more. We also deal with prank callers and wonder if our moms respect us.

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Stories of porn addiction, blackmail, sleep paralysis demons, and more. We also discuss if we can still be kind even after our kindness has been rejected, and try to figure out whether or not a calle…

Stories of erratic haunted house employees, synagogue sex, bird brothels, and more. We also perform gecko ASMR and have a very serious talk about the ego.
 

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Stories of secret sex dreams, roommate dilemmas, talking dogs, and more. We also argue the feasibility of cooking meth as a career and discuss morality using Toy Story 4.

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